Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji
#1 dad / kids book author / fighting naturalist / hard to kill 🇮🇷 venmo @JustinBoldaji will art for money Interzone, Seattle Joined June 2009-
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Here’s my takeaway from this: Dwayne Johnson being late supports union workers
This image has been bugging me due to the fact that its a photo realistic lion and I can’t tell if he’s jumping happily or falling to his death
weeping uncontrollably at skee ball because my nephew whiffed a five leg parlay and now I can't afford dental
weeping uncontrollably at skee ball because my nephew whiffed a five leg parlay and now I can't afford dental
BREAKING: Students taking over Hamilton Hall at Columbia University rename it into Hind’s Hall. The building was renamed after Hind Rajab, a 6-year-old girl murdered by Israeli tanks over two months ago in Gaza.
Thankfully it’s pretty easy to square away that Jerry Seinfeld sucks but Seinfeld the show is great because like 98% of what was funny about it was thanks to someone else entirely
Sexism at work
(Some enormous loser everyone hates sitting by himself on a bench) everyone’s afraid of me 😎
(Some enormous loser everyone hates sitting by himself on a bench) everyone’s afraid of me 😎
I love how Shaq signs on to sell literally any product. He’s like Krusty the Clown
One of my favorite jokes, too! Though it's really just a funny list and funny in the realization there's so many 1 syllable detergent names. It's a rhythm joke (and a comment on his life and place in the universe, of course) I ❤️ it so much it's been my twitter banner for years
One of my favorite jokes, too! Though it's really just a funny list and funny in the realization there's so many 1 syllable detergent names. It's a rhythm joke (and a comment on his life and place in the universe, of course) I ❤️ it so much it's been my twitter banner for years
(Seeing lots of people wearing Vans sneakers) Iran is behind this
(Seeing lots of people wearing Vans sneakers) Iran is behind this
Me in the bathroom trying to find and put on a bandaid when I cut myself while my wife is at work
Scar was justified in his actions this entire time
Yo it’s gettin slippery like I’m steppin on bananas Things are gettin hot like a vacation in Havana I’m livin two lives feel like Hannah and Montana Am I really gonna be king of this African savanna? (Music stops, slow pan across expansive plain)
Yo it’s gettin slippery like I’m steppin on bananas Things are gettin hot like a vacation in Havana I’m livin two lives feel like Hannah and Montana Am I really gonna be king of this African savanna? (Music stops, slow pan across expansive plain)
The older I get the more difficult it is to throw away glass jars
Excellent! This is what the world was like for white South African beneficiaries of apartheid by the late 1980s. They were pariahs everywhere. Genocidal "Israel" has to be completely boycotted and they have to feel the isolation. haaretz.com/israel-news/cu…
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the ben keeps the flo.. @limitlessjest
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40K Followers 14K Following good boy living in woods --- tweets reflect my own barks, woofs, and bow wows. cashapp me $500
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8 mins after it drops im hitting the timeline with these
Justin Bieber shares crying selfies.
If i was a rapper and another artist made a diss track about me i would fold immediately and apologize, verse 1 a few bars in "You fake and a pussy bitch" tears would be streaming down my face.
Here’s my takeaway from this: Dwayne Johnson being late supports union workers
Why I'm resigning from The Intercept kenklippenstein.com/p/why-im-resig…
as you all may remember, the state of Virginia did not deploy cops like this to UVA/Charlottesville when there were Nazis on campus
Round 2. A lot more tear gas.
My novel is now Amazon UK’s best seller in cyberpunk science fiction lmaoo thank you so much everyone
@justinboldaji “i don’t want to be in a shitty photorealistic adaptation of the lion king, i seek release from this mortal coil 😃”
You should go over there too, take matters into your own hands instead of tweeting from the couch
If the university president will not call in the NYPD to restore order today, the National Guard should be dispatched by the governor and President Biden to Columbia immediately. As one of the Jewish students told us, “this is a national security issue”.
I think about this every day now
governments are not communities, and referring to government decisions as the acts of a community as such bathes controversial policies in a false light. this might be my new pet peeve.
NEW: Border communities in Texas have purchased a technology that tracks people through their Bluetooth and WiFi signals. It can track you through your wireless earbuds. The product is called Trafficatch & it's integrated into license plate reader systems notus.org/technology/war…
weeping uncontrollably at skee ball because my nephew whiffed a five leg parlay and now I can't afford dental
DAVE & BUSTER’S TO ALLOW CUSTOMERS TO BET ON ARCADE GAMES Dave & Buster’s $PLAY will begin letting loyalty members over the age of 18 place real money wagers on arcade games with friends through the company’s app - CNBC
Hezbollah
Columbia have donned nifty neon construction vests that say “faculty” Who paid for the vests?
@justinboldaji On savanna it goes to a slow roll on the six chord and goes to the relative minor
@justinboldaji all the funniest stuff was riffed from something that happened to Larry or the other writers in their lives
@justinboldaji i’m putting a gun in my mouth Justin thank you
This is genuinely moving
BREAKING: Students taking over Hamilton Hall at Columbia University rename it into Hind’s Hall. The building was renamed after Hind Rajab, a 6-year-old girl murdered by Israeli tanks over two months ago in Gaza.
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