Suzietine_Kryze @Suzietine_Kryze
Sorry today is not the day I inspire you. Caribbean Ladybug twitter.com/search?q=from:… Searching..... Joined July 2013-
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My vision board I'd made for this year spontaneously caught fire last night.
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Welcome to adulthood: you’ll be trying to lose 10lbs for the rest of your life.
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If you read my tweets and wonder what the fuck is wrong with me, imagine how I feel.
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So I Married an Axe Murderer is an underrated movie.
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and then one day adult beverages means metamucil and pepto bismol
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sorry but this death cab only stops for uglies.
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Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years. Me: still calling it Twitter.
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How dare you approach me with the truth!
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Every day that I don’t befriend a crow is a day I fumbled.
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The key to a good nights sleep is to keep the skeletons in the closet from conspiring with the monsters under the bed,
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Be weird, not mean.
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sorry i’m late…i was trying to find my will to live
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Sorry I’m late I was avoiding someone I know at the grocery store.
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The earth wants us dead & I respect the hell out of that.
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The eclipse better save me or fucking kill me
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I love the moon, I love that little cosmic bitch
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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.
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I’m in a threesome with death and being alive.
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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a victorian estate with all my unread books.
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My vision board I'd made for this year spontaneously caught fire last night.
Welcome to adulthood: you’ll be trying to lose 10lbs for the rest of your life.
If you read my tweets and wonder what the fuck is wrong with me, imagine how I feel.
So I Married an Axe Murderer is an underrated movie.
and then one day adult beverages means metamucil and pepto bismol
sorry but this death cab only stops for uglies.
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years. Me: still calling it Twitter.
Every day that I don’t befriend a crow is a day I fumbled.
The key to a good nights sleep is to keep the skeletons in the closet from conspiring with the monsters under the bed,
sorry i’m late…i was trying to find my will to live
Sorry I’m late I was avoiding someone I know at the grocery store.
The earth wants us dead & I respect the hell out of that.
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