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I am a Goldfish God! Dyslexic/Autistic ninja tortoise trainer. Marsupial. We/They/Them/Us avi By @popartcartoonz twitter.com/search?q=from%… Detroit, MI Joined August 2016-
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Börek is a family of pastries or pies found in the Balkans, Middle East and Central Asia made of a thin flaky dough such as filo with a variety of fillings, such as meat, cheese, spinach, or potatoes. This is a Turkish variation. [📹 haticeOncel]
We all need at least one friend to whom general rules don’t apply.
You simply can not convince me that Andrew Tate has sex
can’t tell if im having a manic episode or if i really should learn to play the banjo
Seems I’ve triggered some of the men folk today. They should probably calm down and go make a sandwich.
Me meetіng a dog or cat: “Oh my goodness! He іs so handsome and smart!” Me meetіng a baby: “Does he know how to do any trіcks?”
Might fuck around and develop an unhealthy obsession with steam punk cosplay.
When my girlfriend says “unlock your phone I need to see something” I just look at her crazy as fuck cuz I don’t even let my wife do that
Always the pupper
*me as a podcast host* Please follow my guests, I'm not certain they continue to exist when they aren't being perceived
Coworker casually threw into conversation “dessert soups” and everyone kept talking but I didn’t hear another word.
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They should do one where things are just chill
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We gotta stop taking life for granted 💯
Börek is a family of pastries or pies found in the Balkans, Middle East and Central Asia made of a thin flaky dough such as filo with a variety of fillings, such as meat, cheese, spinach, or potatoes. This is a Turkish variation. [📹 haticeOncel]
. . I feel good about Newts😉🙌🏼
How do we feel about Newts?
*guy pitching Applebee's* "so it's like a restaurant with the all the depression of an airport bar without having to actually go to the airport."
Every time Leela and I have popcorn time, Nellie wants to join. But she should know at this point she doesn't like popcorn, right? What's the learning curve with cats
We all need at least one friend to whom general rules don’t apply.
me: dating is hard me on a date: pls tell me you know ratatouille isn’t the name of the rat
I'll never take orders from a man, but if he is intelligent and eloquent, this lady might follow his suggestion.