That Guy @SocialOutcast82
It's ok if you don't like me, I don't like me either. The so-so shit: https://t.co/JpkHXDRSok mobile.twitter.com/search/from:So… The Abyss Joined February 2013-
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I eat like an 11 year-old Hobbit going to the electric chair
If avoiding people at the store was a professional sport, I could be a 1st round draft pick.
Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.
employer: what are your weaknesses me: crab rangoon
i’ve killed every plant i’ve ever owned but sure I’ll babysit your kids for the weekend.
Healthy coping mechanisms? No thanks, psycho.
Moves my panties to the side so you can get a better view of my new drawer liner
Lil miniature toaster shaped bath bombs.
The upside of doing cocaine, I found out my neighbors garden gnome is a good listener.
Imma tap you like a maple tree, and guzzle your sap.
That’s right, rain…wash my car bitch!
Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor's house that no one likes.
The best Saturday plans are zero Saturday plans. Everybody knows that.
I can drop it like it’s hot but I may have to stay there for second to coax myself to getting back up
I'm a multitasker: I can think about what I did wrong and not give a fuck about it at the same time
I welcome the apocalypse if it means no more coffee tweets.
I have the stomach of a much younger woman and my knees keep me humble by saying fuck you, bitch
Just heard a guy say "to add salt to injury" oof
any room can be a rage room if you’re angry enough.
The Nostalgic @TheNostalgicCo
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18K Followers 4K Following Sarcasm and Anxiety. I love dad jokes and mom bods.Saint Vivica, Patron .. @QueenVofCoffee
18K Followers 2K Following DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. https://t.co/dRgjRopfudGranite Man 🏴�.. @GraniteDhuine
18K Followers 5K Following The unacceptable face of Scottish Twitter. Whisky drinker, kilt wearer, sweary AF.paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram
12K Followers 4K Following life's foul-mouthed casualty • ig/alt: @pausedmortemBenny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
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174 Followers 456 Following Not all those who wander are lost 🌲Faith began this Journey, Love will sustain https://t.co/mneKpdtMe0💟colleen☮️🕉 @_Private_Idaho
20K Followers 19K Following Meet my Boston terrier, Rigby 🐶. Teacher, Skier, @StephenKing fan. 💫💙~proudly followed by @7Veritas4XRPLion1 -(BACKUP ACC.. @LionDavid21635
3K Followers 3K Following son of the Most High Living God,cousin w/WD GANN: Sacred Math RSR 37 yrs,Philomath,14th Gen Am. Chairman &founder,Humanitarian Trust Compliance Services™Edwin McDaniel @edwin_mcda60932
724 Followers 5K FollowingThe Nostalgic @TheNostalgicCo
43K Followers 6K Following We all have stories where the contents are way better than the cover. type1diabetes celiac advocate for a cure. insulinshouldbefreePieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbKBlue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue
18K Followers 4K Following Sarcasm and Anxiety. I love dad jokes and mom bods.Saint Vivica, Patron .. @QueenVofCoffee
18K Followers 2K Following DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. https://t.co/dRgjRopfudGranite Man 🏴�.. @GraniteDhuine
18K Followers 5K Following The unacceptable face of Scottish Twitter. Whisky drinker, kilt wearer, sweary AF.paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram
12K Followers 4K Following life's foul-mouthed casualty • ig/alt: @pausedmortemBenny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrctBoyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBVThe Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUaThe B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, InfernoStabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo🦋★·.·´Ana`·... @fairy20209
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22K Followers 12K Following Boil-the-Rabbit kind of crazy- South Florida/ pro-shopper. Trying to survive a body that wants me dead.𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑�.. @toebr0gan
875 Followers 846 Following He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts🌱🩷SugarSweetKit.. @Novasugarr23
2K Followers 2K Following ✝️❤️🇺🇸💄 ♐️GenX 💍25 yrs 🧡MS 🎀Survivor #libertarian 🍃 👄Honest 🎶💟 🌶 ☘️ ☕️🌸 #sexystonergirls 🌷🌬 https://t.co/pFOiTQLCAQ𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐬 ♡ @thesparklydream
3K Followers 5K Following 𝕃𝕧𝕝 𝟛𝟝 🪩 • ♒️ • 𝕄𝕒𝕞𝕒 • 𝕎𝕖𝕚𝕣𝕕𝕠 • ʜᴇʀᴇ ꜰᴏʀ: ℌ𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔯 •🐉•🎨•🎮• 🐈⬛ & ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ • Oԋ & BTW 🥓 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕡𝕡𝕪!✨Emeraldgirrrl @emeraldgirrrl
174 Followers 456 Following Not all those who wander are lost 🌲Faith began this Journey, Love will sustain https://t.co/mneKpdtMe0💟colleen☮️🕉 @_Private_Idaho
20K Followers 19K Following Meet my Boston terrier, Rigby 🐶. Teacher, Skier, @StephenKing fan. 💫💙~proudly followed by @7Veritas4White House Cat @WhiteHouseCat3
1K Followers 2K Following Keeping the Riff-Raff and Rats out of our White House. Rats is Rats is Rats #FacebookRefugeeDr. Jenni Gibbons @Astro_Jenni
17K Followers 424 Following @csa_asc astronaut. CSA backup for Artemis II. | Astronaute @asc_csa. Astronaute de relève de l’ASC dans la mission Artemis II.Maggie Ferrari @DeborahFerrari
2K Followers 4K Following Mental Coach. Peak Performance Expert. Fighting to Save Wild Horses and Burros. Advocate for all who cannot speak for themselves. Poetess. Screenwriter.Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz
83K Followers 504 Following Incoming UTSA/SwRI PhD 💫| Prev @PurdueEAPS | NASA Solar System Ambassador ☄️ | “We’re made of star stuff. We’re a way for the cosmos to know itself.”- C.S.NASA's Johnson Space .. @NASA_Johnson
2.1M Followers 184 Following Lead center for the @Space_Station, @NASA_Orion, and @NASA_Gateway. Home to Mission Control and the @NASA_Astronauts corps. Verification: https://t.co/7u1SQekfruInternational Space S.. @Space_Station
8.3M Followers 183 Following NASA's page for the latest updates from the International Space Station. For the newest science, follow @ISS_Research. Verification: https://t.co/jSJ1pgS2xlNicole B 🚀 @Space_Ninja7
308 Followers 904 Following Chemist & Analog Astronaut. Sometimes I play around with photography and music. Jesus Freak. Lover of all things space, cats, and adventure.NASA Astronauts @NASA_Astronauts
1.6M Followers 183 Following Hear from NASA astronauts, plus updates on astronaut activities.Elizabeth Howell, PhD.. @howellspace
13K Followers 2K Following 🇨🇦 Staff writer spaceflight @spacedotcom. Freelance + 5 books. Teach comms. @lacvolo and @ArchAncHistLeic student. Supports 🏳️🌈, diversity, libraries.Emily Calandrelli @TheSpaceGal
125K Followers 2K Following MIT engineer + Emmy-Nominated Host 🎥Netflix's Emily's Wonder Lab✍🏻Reach for the Stars/Ada Lace/Stay Curious & Keep Exploring 💡WVU/MIT from WV, she/herTrevor Beattie @trevorbmbagency
14K Followers 943 Following Don't let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere, Angel N1.♚Speed The Spartan @SpeedTheSpartan
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70K Followers 3K Following PhD of cosmology and astroparticle theory. I pick apart the Universe to figure out how it works. Science Advisor. Dark Matter hunter. 🇵🇱✡️🇪🇬☪️A.C. Charania @ac_charania
6K Followers 6K Following Chief Technologist @NASA Prior: @reliable_robot @blueorigin @virginorbit @virgingalactic @generationorbit @SpaceWorksSEI @gtssdl. My tweets my own.Pamela Melroy @Astro_Pam
15K Followers 142 Following Deputy Administrator @NASA Verification: https://t.co/dKOuPCg30ONASA STEM @NASASTEM
409K Followers 182 Following Connecting teachers, students, parents, and caregivers to the inspiring work NASA is doing. Verification: https://t.co/Fm4rETEY5rNASA @NASA
80.2M Followers 174 Following There's space for everybody. ✨ Verification: https://t.co/8nok3NP4PWKellie Gerardi @kelliegerardi
18K Followers 1K Following Mission Ops Lead @ Palantir. Payload Specialist & Astronaut 21 @ Virgin Galactic. Author of LUNA MUNA ✨⤵️☀️ 𝐄𝐥𝐥�.. @Eastcoast_Elle1
2K Followers 1K Following His @ellesman01 ❤️*𝐃𝐌𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭*Mom that always needs caffeine and loves 🏈*21+*NSFWOlivia Jane @oliviajane777
91 Followers 1K Following BBW MILF 🌶️ Southern Girl Kinda Weird 🤪 Definitely a nerd 🤓 18 ⬆️ Naughty 😈 and Nice 😊 posts over here CA: $oliviajane777𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑫𝒂.. @mysterynips3000
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3K Followers 317 Following Positive vibes, good energy & humour 🖤🤍🩷 Karate 🟨🥋 & BJJ beginner 🎸Learning guitar and drums 🎵Roxy Wright is writin.. @RoxyWright0
6K Followers 7K Following Writer, Poetess, sex, life & fuckery. Whiskey pleases me. Butt Stuff. Queen of butthole demons. Sapiosexual. Stay funny. NO DMs. Links👇@blacklilydesʊռȶǟʍɛɖ™ ❤.. @_untamed_kitty_
840 Followers 355 Following Word'st influencer, I'm Fluent Sir, but 🔞 Try my dictionary links → https://t.co/JpYRVRQlm7 💁🏼♀️ DM IF → https://t.co/JHjvkzmqLS • Nomad • INTJSouthern girl @mykindheart1
260 Followers 210 Following Taking things as they come. Open heart and open minded. Never underestimate me, I don't play games ❤️❤️ Roll Tide Baby ♥️🏈♥️Satirical Mommy @SatiricalMommy
6K Followers 578 Following Sleep deprived boy mom. Jennifer Garner liked my tweet. Seen on @scarymommy, @huffpost, @buzzfeed, @todayparents & more. | Scary Mommy Content CreatorFunny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE
9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilariousFinger Gun Mommy @myfinger_guns
1K Followers 591 FollowingAlexandra C @79_Alexandra
903 Followers 716 Following • I've got to a point in my life where not much surprises me • Practically invisible • CEO of Typos •Ben Maverick @TheBenMaverick
1K Followers 2K Following I tweet stuff I like. 39 - tattooed and pierced nerdy, music lover, #CanucksI eat like an 11 year-old Hobbit going to the electric chair
If avoiding people at the store was a professional sport, I could be a 1st round draft pick.
Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.
employer: what are your weaknesses me: crab rangoon
i’ve killed every plant i’ve ever owned but sure I’ll babysit your kids for the weekend.
Moves my panties to the side so you can get a better view of my new drawer liner
Lil miniature toaster shaped bath bombs.
The upside of doing cocaine, I found out my neighbors garden gnome is a good listener.
Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor's house that no one likes.
The best Saturday plans are zero Saturday plans. Everybody knows that.
I can drop it like it’s hot but I may have to stay there for second to coax myself to getting back up
I welcome the apocalypse if it means no more coffee tweets.
I have the stomach of a much younger woman and my knees keep me humble by saying fuck you, bitch