Adrian Dad @StyloDad
Mother: You can tell me, use your words. Child: You can solve it, use your podcasts. Canada Joined April 2020-
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What doesn't kill you is probably a squirrel. Squirrels do not make very good assassins
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You can’t find happiness in another person but you can find it in potatoes
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Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be men that wear shark tooth necklaces in their 40's.
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Don't eat Domino's after 40. You'll die.
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People were more polite when we had three networks and Magnavox consoles.
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There aren't enough rap songs about staying home and watching tv.
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Sure I'll go, I haven't had a meltdown there yet.
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When I say I just need to take a “quick shower” what I mean is my regular length shower.
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Doctor: your body has run out of magnesium Me: 0mg
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Yeah, I threw your vegetables in the trash.
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hear me out a hate triangle
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I don't know what she was so upset, a trip to the comic store is an awesome date.
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A Pavlovian response to the rattle of the Ibuprofen bottle.
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Look, you knew I was crazy before you got into the wheelbarrow...
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Roman Empire-themed dating app called Crumble
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All Cats Are Bitchen (remember bitchen? rad.)
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“I don’t know why you don’t just leave him, Elaine.”
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My date opens the utensil drawer to find it full of slap bracelets
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Quit looking for a man to be your soulmate. Your soulmate is a dog.
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Look, you knew I was crazy before you got into the wheelbarrow...
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