Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer
where’s beth? x.com/search?q=from%… 🌏🌈🍄 online since ‘95 Joined June 2019-
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[me when the lady at a yard sale tells me the $35 treadmill doesn’t go that fast anymore] that’s ok it’s for a cat
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I only eat off the blade of a knife
I’ve got mint chocolate stashed all over this bitch
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When Gatorade was first invented in 1965, each bottle contained an entire liquified alligator.
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Who on the ground getting their roll on
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Introducing myself as Brett Favre, nobody checks
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[falconry lesson] Here's your glove, here's your bird. Come back with both.
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How to tell good art. Is there a flower in it? Is someone holding it? Does the flower look sad?
[guy naming weeds] this one looks like a lion, but dandier
If I cared about me, I’d be deeply worried
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This is everything needed to make a 100k writing books [tosses you a dictionary]
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You love the cozy armchair in your doctor's waiting room. What's keeping you from making an offer? Only your own fear.
[first day as a pirate] *looking at treasure map* ten marks the spot
There’s like 5 of you left that are only on here that’s keeping me from deleting the app
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Unblock clogged sinuses using the love you didn't receive as a child. It’s floating out there somewhere.
I refuse to acknowledge the passage of time, logging on
All of the Acropolis are playing saturnalia music
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Worcestershire sauce (voice to text)
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Some idiot asked why my car is full of inflatable sharks as if it's not gift-giving season.
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