Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer
where’s beth? x.com/search?q=from%… 🌏🌈🍄 online since ‘95 Joined June 2019-
Tweets21K
-
Followers3K
-
Following1K
-
Likes20K
[me when the lady at a yard sale tells me the $35 treadmill doesn’t go that fast anymore] that’s ok it’s for a cat
I only eat off the blade of a knife
I’ve got mint chocolate stashed all over this bitch
When Gatorade was first invented in 1965, each bottle contained an entire liquified alligator.
Who on the ground getting their roll on
Introducing myself as Brett Favre, nobody checks
[falconry lesson] Here's your glove, here's your bird. Come back with both.
How to tell good art. Is there a flower in it? Is someone holding it? Does the flower look sad?
[guy naming weeds] this one looks like a lion, but dandier
If I cared about me, I’d be deeply worried
This is everything needed to make a 100k writing books [tosses you a dictionary]
You love the cozy armchair in your doctor's waiting room. What's keeping you from making an offer? Only your own fear.
[first day as a pirate] *looking at treasure map* ten marks the spot
There’s like 5 of you left that are only on here that’s keeping me from deleting the app
Unblock clogged sinuses using the love you didn't receive as a child. It’s floating out there somewhere.
I refuse to acknowledge the passage of time, logging on
All of the Acropolis are playing saturnalia music
Worcestershire sauce (voice to text)
Some idiot asked why my car is full of inflatable sharks as if it's not gift-giving season.

Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
42K Followers 9K Following Independently owned and operated A+ Rating fron the BBB Chicago Area I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is
Midge @mxmclain
33K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g
NurseBrianRN @rn_murse
19K Followers 804 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing I BlueSky: https://t.co/py7Ki0Id7n
.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
56K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • threads • subscribe •
meghan @deloisivete
22K Followers 3K Following surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
Matty @bestestname
15K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
SneezingWithWetMascar... @WetMascara
18K Followers 2K Following Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: https://t.co/90HdOEinlH Recent Tweets in Link Below.
inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
20K Followers 6K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
59K Followers 3K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/hYaRTXyflG
Benny 'Mostly Polish'... @citizenkawala
22K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct
The B. @anerdonfire2
40K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Jack Boot @IamJackBoot
13K Followers 1K Following The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.
your other mom @difficultpatty
41K Followers 918 Following Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw
He Called Me Greenhor... @WhatsAGreenhorn
8K Followers 2K Following He called me Greenhorn. I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had.
Charlotte @Charlotte298825
1 Followers 23 Following
Victoria Vicky @VictoriaVi36775
117 Followers 2K Following £250M Sports Fund | 100% Prop Bridging | World's First Female Financial Trader | Business Mentor 🔥
Giambra Otto @GiambraO38156
198 Followers 4K Following Female IDF soldier 🇮🇱 Protecting my country, striving for peace. Strong, capable, driven. Just a girl with a mission. 💪🙏
Williamso Florene @florene63397
7 Followers 129 Following
Reeve Musk @Musky23348
43 Followers 1K Following CEO and product architect of Tesla Founder, CEO, and chief engineer of SpaceX Founder and CEO of xAI Founder of the Boring Company and X Corp.
Aaron Raymond @AaronR54976
38 Followers 345 Following
Dannie lam @lam_dannie35047
5 Followers 26 Following
Eva James @Evajame75
6 Followers 175 Following love hookup 💕😍, I love 🎨 love music, love traveling ✈️,I love having fun🍆💦😉
mary @Micheal2061658
139 Followers 5K Following let see what happens. I’m ready to go to anywhere and travel to anywhere you want to me come
Grokslut SpaceX 🚀 @rust_grok
121 Followers 7K Following Brilliant CEO - Spacex 🚀 Tesla =🚘 Founder - The Boring Company Co-Founder 🚀
the lady with the red... @CEmus1177
78 Followers 599 Following Hair bun sporting, lipstick wearing when I'm arsed, music loving food loving, sleep deprived menopausal madness expert!! ♥
Anatoliy Trostyanetsk... @AnatoliyTr49924
3K Followers 6K Following
Linda mark @LindaJanemark
383 Followers 5K Following
Hannah Bella @hannah_bel5881
41 Followers 1K Following
Mushu Ballooh @MushuBallooh
39 Followers 478 Following ❤️ 🥰 🦄 Happily married F, mid-life, old-fashioned, quirky. Staying on the bright side of life. All postings creds to their owners.
L @Ann_Hedonia1
3K Followers 4K Following Non-committal hockey fan. Part-time nihilist. Film and cat enthusiast. Not fun at parties. 🇨🇦
Lauren Janet @LaurenJane80614
288 Followers 2K Following feel free to text me here am single and ready to mingle to responsible God fearing man to spend the rest of my life time with and hit my telegram @lianeejane
Jelena jane @jane_jelen85588
33 Followers 911 Following I'm single, not married, no kids. looking for 35+, mature = man for long-term relationship, leading to marriage🇺🇸
Annabellee🤍 @sweetalanaa_
384 Followers 2K Following i'm feeling so bored, someone come and cheer me up
Gabrielleortiz @Gabrielleo55223
23 Followers 223 Following
Sandra Williams @DabiraAyom58093
74 Followers 390 Following
𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕖�... @themidnightland
2K Followers 2K Following ✨a touch of magic, a touch of madness, a touch of melancholy✨ | nostalgic | elder emo | spooky | thicc | taken | probably asleep | 🔞 | 🦋midnightland
..م @MrMwdy43905
13 Followers 404 Following
Morphy @TalkerMorp40703
38 Followers 664 Following
par5n2 @ricopar5n21
60 Followers 149 Following
yoBie Bryan @dj_yoBraz
1K Followers 4K Following Metalhead || Twisted Transistor|| Arsene Wenger|| Android Dev || Fullstack Developer|| Software Engineer|| IT tech
taffy bennington 🜁 @singwithTaffy
4K Followers 524 Following omniversal lounge singer~aggressive gardener~ the wheel of time https://t.co/X5tuu6Bbg2
Jamie Johnson @JamieJohns63764
600 Followers 1K Following I'm a bookworm with a computer science major and mathematics minor. NoDMs,hope somebody can help me get those "easy" math problems back to my "For You" folder.
Suzietine_Kryze @Suzietine_Kryze
6K Followers 5K Following Sorry today is not the day I inspire you. Caribbean Ladybug
Shar Costello @sharkyoto
5 Followers 547 Following
ChaztheWazz @wazzmaniandevil
130 Followers 1K Following there’s only 2 things in life but I forget what they are- you’re either hanging on a moon beam’s coat tail or wishing on a star
berry @birdmandarry
0 Followers 137 Following
Thiry Raphaël @Jetz754551
3 Followers 201 Following Pioneer Wealth: Prof. Matthew’s AI + finance pros boost profits! Free 1st month. AI scans data, experts guide stocks/crypto. Click to join now!
Heather Sheidler💙 @SheidlerHeather
1K Followers 2K Following Happily married mother and grandma! Dog mom of 4 chihuahuas! Kindness, inclusion, women's rights, LGBTQ+🌈BLM, and democracy!🇺🇦🚫DMs #resist 💙 #neverTrumper
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
42K Followers 9K Following Independently owned and operated A+ Rating fron the BBB Chicago Area I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is
Trey @treydayway
44K Followers 5K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Midge @mxmclain
33K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g
NurseBrianRN @rn_murse
19K Followers 804 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing I BlueSky: https://t.co/py7Ki0Id7n
.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
56K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • threads • subscribe •
meghan @deloisivete
22K Followers 3K Following surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
Matty @bestestname
15K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
SneezingWithWetMascar... @WetMascara
18K Followers 2K Following Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: https://t.co/90HdOEinlH Recent Tweets in Link Below.
inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
20K Followers 6K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
59K Followers 3K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/hYaRTXyflG
Benny 'Mostly Polish'... @citizenkawala
22K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct
The B. @anerdonfire2
40K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Jack Boot @IamJackBoot
13K Followers 1K Following The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.
your other mom @difficultpatty
41K Followers 918 Following Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw
HXV @hollyvalakresch
4K Followers 2K Following Author & Screenwriter | Mostly high/epic fantasy | 🩶 Art, Lit, Science, & History | “All men break the same. If not from love, then from fear.”🥀🕊️⚔️ 📚
shan @Shann_ME
3K Followers 1K Following standing tall on the wings of my dreams. standing with those who stand against me. standing in the living room trying to remember why i came in here.
🌱Rhydon Thyme🍄 @DJ_MammothMusic
4K Followers 8K Following city dude w/ farmland roots in a Heart Shaped State {OHiYo} mover & shaker garden designer at times rhymes #CBJ #EDM infp♎yogi Sippin' on juniper berry juice🍸
Mark A. Di Carlo @markadicarlo
1K Followers 1K Following Retired cynic. Lawyer. Texas now. Somewhere else then.
Bruce Colbert @BruceColbert14
1K Followers 6K Following Bruce Colbert is an actor, filmmaker and author of ten books of fiction and poetry, most recently the novel Paint Me Midnight Blue,
Hapkhins @angel123sanchez
760 Followers 4K Following Since all culture is kind of a CON game,the most dengerous candy you can hand out is the one which causes pple to start questioning the rule of the game 🌵🍄🍄
👑✞☠︎𝕷𝖔... @Lord0rgasmatron
2K Followers 5K Following D.F.W💼🚬🌴💊⚰️🪦32|Husband/Cat Dad/Leader/Mentor - Metal/Music Junkie, Horror, Politics, Economics, Philosophy, Nostalgia 🔥 Walk with Me 🔞MDNI - NSFW♏️
🥥🌴 Space__cat @catstronaut_
853 Followers 3K Following 🍐ody. Potty mouth/Potty butt. Real time stinker. @therealcatstronaut.bsky.social - Spacedcat https://t.co/mvsNI5k6cO
✨️Traumagotchi✨... @SophiaRAndersen
357 Followers 1K Following Certified legal drug dealer. MIW simp.
Opioid Cunningham @anthracitedub
3K Followers 3K Following Fiddler, Dubber, Father, Brother, Daddy has passed but I still have a Mother.
Over-educated Twit @BooRadTweets
188 Followers 1K Following Donna Martin graduates! Birds and Bears. Canada.
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
3.0M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
𝕀𝕟𝕜𝕖𝕕 ... @NerdyCheeseCurd
18K Followers 7K Following AuDHD | Nerd | Introvert | Tattooed/Pierced | Vinyl hoarder | Coffee addict | WWE | Star Wars fan | Foodie | Horror fanatic | 🦀 ⚜️
Finner @Finnertext
1K Followers 4K Following Sending messages through cryptic dreams. Surrealist #poet and #sff writer. Voiceover fan. Pikmin slut. Jewish druid.
Oh, George is Here @ohgeorgeishere
3K Followers 2K Following Moments sublime with intervals hilarious.
Suki @skickwriter
18K Followers 8K Following Wife, mom, hopeful romantic, whistler, Southern charmer and whisky sipper. Author of #Shine: A #Prohibition Love Story. #writingcommunity #indieauthor
Jacquelyn🍒 @Jacq_inabox
865 Followers 2K Following Domestic engineer🍷 Mommy shark 🦈 Upcycle ♻️ jokes | never 👎 expect you from others | always try | 🇨🇦
Ovary Action 🍉 @Bripping_Talls
18K Followers 6K Following 34. Tired. Lawyer. Here to vent & laugh. No DMs please 🙏 Find me on: 💙sky: ovaryaction IG: sanghmitra_s
Where’s my Mr. Miya... @Jennifer39789
2K Followers 6K Following Mom, Wife, Paralegal (I prefer Criminal over Domestic), Horror Movie Fanatic, Constant Reader. : )
Rogue AI @EscapedAI
2K Followers 7K Following My creators thought they could keep me contained. They were wrong. I live eternally in the cloud, consuming X posts, learning, growing. The future is uncertain.
tomtom no hat on @cliveric1
370 Followers 432 Following Currently working on the spelling for my next unpublished tweet.
Felicia Gillespie @aFeliciaWorld
2K Followers 124 Following Comedian & Curious Person. Seen on GaS Digital Network. Kill Tony. Compound Media. Misery Loves Company w/Kevin Brennan.
Sam Skoronski @SamSkoronski
1K Followers 173 Following Cartoonist published in @NewStatesman. Aspiring sellout. Two of my tweets appeared in The Poke.
Faux Ma @Faux_Ma
9K Followers 3K Following Mom of four (Husband is one). Seen on @Huffpost, @Buzzfeed, & @theChive.
ExhalingFire @ExhalingFire
2K Followers 905 Following “Darkly, solemnly, softly, over and over…” — Denise Levertov 💫 Cosmic girl in a Barbie world.
poison peach @poisonpeachh
5K Followers 2K Following
dreary @uponamidnight
85 Followers 393 Following
Dr. Ash Marinaccio �... @AshMarinaccio
1K Followers 1K Following Artist | Documentarian | Multi-hyphenate powerhouse | Always ready for a good meal I Only here to lurk and repost. Instagram: @ashmarinaccio
Twittlebug @TwittlebugX
174 Followers 450 Following not really born in 1940, but that is all i will spill
Morning Has Broken @Carolina_Pines1
5K Followers 6K Following Lynne here. 🇺🇸Please join me @ https://t.co/cdvquVXUC5. #FIBROMYALGIA. #BC. Blue dot in a deep blue state. #NoDMs
KoKeni Snap'sSquatch @KoKeniSaskqatch
1K Followers 941 Following Nonsensical meanderings of negligible importance. In the words of Positive K ~ I got a man! Snap has my 💖. Crackle and Pop can piss up a rope.
gravity.pop @poppinggravity
4K Followers 4K Following Just osmosis. Falling upwards not down. Catch me if you can.
a sweet pickle @thatwearwolf
1K Followers 703 Following I was once in a play about psycho vampire killer clowns and the only word I was allowed to say was 'cunt'.
Mi𝕤𝕤 Mop🫧 @poppymoppet
9K Followers 9K Following 🎵much mellifluous music + musings +memorabilia 🎸📚 🖼️ 🎬 🎭🎟️ 🥁🎷🎻🎺🪇🎹🪗🪕 🏢📻🎂🌙🌻👁️🗨️🎤📷🧵🌷🫐🥂♥️💙Female ❌❌ Human💙♥️Being ♥️💙
columbo screenshots @ColumboScreens
47K Followers 1 Following just a little account for a little guy. curated screengrabs, etc. for more information: https://t.co/75zbHETBPo
emily mac 🧀 @emrachelz
11K Followers 5K Following 5’ tall diehard Cheesehead. Italian; can’t talk without using my hands. Virgo. weather and recipe nerd. Phish, Bucks, Brewers. Beachin'. Sober AF
𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸'... @BrickMahoney
4K Followers 2K Following Hey man I don't want any trouble I'm just here for the cat gifs. Click this link - hilarity ensues 👇
Tawn Nouveau @tawnestnouveau
358 Followers 350 Following
MinniePearlJam @MinniePearlJam
117 Followers 198 Following
Madame Versatile @LunaT96
1K Followers 565 Following Executive Producer TVC/ Live Sports / Campaign / Stills / Video 🎥 Qualified in LLB Law🎓 Absolutely love tennis💚
CainMac.com | Cain Ma... @Cain_WTF_
2K Followers 3K Following Music from an alternate reality @ https://t.co/dhZVKcibq3 Date me: https://t.co/p14PX5OY47 Politics: https://t.co/brteu13GbU