Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer
where’s beth? twitter.com/search?q=from%… 🌏🌈🍄 online since ‘95 Joined June 2019-
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but they faked little house on the Prairie
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This is a dream I’ve had. Probably.
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Any time I enter an online sweepstakes, some database raises my chump score.
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For security purposes, please yell your credit card number into the phone
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Ok that’s enough funky music, white boy.
I saw a guy dressed like cap’n crunch even though he had no affiliation with that cereal. Stolen valor.
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Vote for me & posting a picture of a dock anywhere for any reason is a felony
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I woke up feeling suspicious today
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I blow an air horn every time I get a meeting cancellation
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Drinking pickle juice straight from the jar might be the fountain of youth. We don't know. I'll keep you posted but it seems to be fixing me.
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I’ve filled a watergun from the hose. I can do anything.
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Yeah I use, logic and reasoning, and occasionally, drugs
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My laptop: *cannot find printer* Me: *gesturing* look it's right there
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Already don’t like you, but you get that
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Whenever I see a lone shoe on the road I figure someone’s foot has been raptured
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Leftovers for the start over
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My date opens the utensil drawer to find it full of slap bracelets
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I was searching for how to hit a deer and survive but now my history makes it look like I'm hunting deer with my car
Got a gun bunker like the movie tremors but it’s filled with breadsticks.
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3K Followers 5K Following 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊✊🏽 #OneHumanOneVote #StopRacism #StopSexism #GunReform #StopFascism #Antifa #DemSoc #M4ALL #Science #BLM #ProChoice #Atheist #Resister #RafaGOATI don’t know who needs to hear this, but they faked little house on the Prairie
Saw my grandma today. She's my last living grandparent. Good to see her smiling face.
Any time I enter an online sweepstakes, some database raises my chump score.
For security purposes, please yell your credit card number into the phone
Vote for me & posting a picture of a dock anywhere for any reason is a felony
I blow an air horn every time I get a meeting cancellation
Drinking pickle juice straight from the jar might be the fountain of youth. We don't know. I'll keep you posted but it seems to be fixing me.
Yeah I use, logic and reasoning, and occasionally, drugs
My laptop: *cannot find printer* Me: *gesturing* look it's right there
Whenever I see a lone shoe on the road I figure someone’s foot has been raptured
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