Cornopolous @cornopolous2
this is mostly a poetry account. About your Mom. And gravy. Lots of gravy Joined June 2020-
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Maryland is shaped like if you squashed a silverfish in a road atlas. More Maryland facts as I get them.
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Friend: “how did your voice get so gravelly?” Me, chewing on oleander leaves: “no idea.”
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We'll be like Penn and Teller baby, you do all the talking, and I'll just stand there looking stupid
A friend travels everywhere for work, but just hit his first trip to Ireland. (Usually in canopies of trees in Brazil or African countries) He's on his tenth bar and asking the thread to start calling his phone at 7am if any of us are up so he doesn't miss a meeting.
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Be careful out there everyone. I had 2 padres tickets in my car and someone broke in and left 4 more.
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All the @KingJames hate is crazy. It ain’t that deep. Real hate going on in the world. 40 dead yesterday in Gaza. Same planet. Go to your local campus and WAKE UP. #FreePalastine #LiberateAfrica #HaitiisNearby
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I’m feeling this today.
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All the rallies Will never set them free
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Minor Threat - In My Eyes
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I’m fully convinced that this is the best part of the US to live in
The black Phoebe. It is relentless as it needs calories, but they bop around my backyard and seem to be focused but have a pretty good time.
The black Phoebe. It is relentless as it needs calories, but they bop around my backyard and seem to be focused but have a pretty good time. https://t.co/d4k7lU77qj
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Thanks @AdamSandler 👊
If you didn’t use sepia how will I know it’s a flashback?
I enjoy dirty vodka martini’s because I also like seawater.
Who was more punk rock, Gene Vincent or Eddie Cochran?
**plane crashes in pacific, we wash up on desert island Me, reaching into my jacket pocket: “seared ahi?”
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son of a fuck
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Just copped. What do we think?
aahh my favorite springtime chore, sharpening the riding mower.
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