Jenny Doesnt Know @HighlyIngenious
Books, snacks, horror movies, dark humor, cheese, & insanity covered cat by fur. Navy Veteran. She/her #BlackLivesMatter #Pride twitter.com/search?q=from:… Georgia, USA Joined December 2010-
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The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
All the Kings men: we need some kind of adhesive All the kings horses: why is everyone looking at us
Me: I always imagine the worst-case scenario. And when things go well, I can always find a downside to fixate on. Interviewer: Um, okay…and a weakness?
Sorry I’ve been irritable for the past few always.
Some feet are not made for flip flops
can i test my homemade zombie repellent on you
Stop hating on lazy people. We didn't even do anything.
i am like the opposite of artificial intelligence. genuine stupidity.
you're telling me these twins have peaked?
Since it was discussed in the documentary, I’m rewatching “Get Out” (2017). Jordan Peele is an excellent story teller.
cats have a way of knowing things
Sometimes a light stabbing is the answer.
Wish I had friends. Friends with drugs.
I’m not single. I have a cat.
Pardon me... but do you have any Grey Poupon?
You ever check to see what’s trending and not have a clue who or what any of these people or things are? Just me? Cool cool cool.
Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know...
There’s a real lack of gargoyles on buildings here. Let’s bring that back.
Lizards: [rule planet] Humans: [evolve] Lizards: you guys want insurance
When spiders sleep, I climb into their mouths.
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
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56 Followers 91 Following Often full of sh1t. Occasionally full of stars. Not your type.Bloody Popcorn @BloodyPopcorn
20K Followers 993 Following Horror. TV. Buffy. And #podcast. Tweets by Joanna. Sometimes I write stuff. Booze, cats, dogs, kids. she/her #TerrorTweet. IG: bloodypopcornSalty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
55K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Infernotazz @noneofyours99
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22K Followers 649 Following my hair is long now. writing: @newyorkerhumor, @mcsweeneys, @monsterchildren and more. always looking for new bylines.Process of making this table
They used to run 10 hours of programming on the history channel about Hitler every day. Every 6 months they'd find a 15 second clip of his home movies and make a 4 hour mini series about it. Nobody is or was hiding this from you.
Why do they never show you clips like these?
Every single student occupying those campuses is braver than every single pig in riot gear trying to hurt them in the name of a bigger boot to lick
Man: “I’d rather meet a bear than a woman alone in the woods.” Me: “Why? But okay. 🤷🏻♀️” Women: “I’d rather meet a bear than a man alone in the woods.” Men: “WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU!! BIGOT!! YOU’RE IRRATIONAL!! YOU’RE GOING TO DIE ALONE.”
i dated a guy in the 90s who would go to thrift stores and take the forgotten tapes out of the answering machines. we would go smoke cigarettes and listen to them. that was living, that was living!
Jerry Seinfeld should have been “canceled” a long time ago when he was 38 years old and dating a 17 year old high school student he literally followed around 🤷🏻♀️ Like if he really wants to get into it, we can.
Making frozen yoghurt with real fruit 📹 theprincessdailylife
Master of Pain, Sam Raimi
I love how chaotic this clip from Sam Raimi Spider-Man is 😭
blows my mind that men can treat me like garbage all day long on this site while simultaneously crying it’s not all men shut up. no one thinks it’s all men. it’s just too many men. it’s enough men to make a problem for all women and other men.
homeless guy: thanks a lot man every little bit helps guy who has never called anyone "brother": no problem stay safe out there brother
Rainbow lollipops on the beach 🍭
RIP Teddy Cleese who died last week. A gentle, affectionate, playful, perfect Maine Coon. Here he is with his mother Fish Cleese (who is still alive).
boy they was tearing yall the fuck up. a nigga was asking yall if yall wanted candy and u ended up in the woods in pieces.