Lyddie loves puns @luvleelyd
Bad jokes, worse puns. Crone in training. Human Squishmallow avi by the incomparable @CovertAgentP twitter.com/search?q=from:… in my brain Joined March 2012-
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"Please do not talk like Joe Pesci during sex." —Words I never imagined I'd utter, but here we are
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looks like someone ordered the brontosaurus ribs
Some bridges are ugly and some bridges are beautiful but all bridges are covered in bird shit
I am the Enid to her Wednesday and I wouldn't have it any other way
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I hope my skeleton enjoys its little skin house
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Could a depressed person do this? *builds long straw so I can drink juice in bed without sitting up*
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If I have a crush on you, just know that I’ve fantasized about grocery shopping together.
Thanks to recent internet trends I no longer have to admit to being a crazy cat lady. Now I can say "I collect cars"
L.L. Bean is short for Ladies Love toe Beans
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men should have special occasion panties too
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For the first year I drank liquor, I thought I was being pranked. I was waiting for one of my friends to say, “Gotcha! Here’s the stuff that tastes good.”
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"I'll just iron my clothes for work in the morning," he thought in stupid bachelor.
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when i say bat shit crazy i mean she sleeps upside down
Today I noticed that new coins have flatter features than coins from a few decades ago and now I have to climb down that rabbit-hole
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More of the Monkees Bot
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they repossessed my car today so now i have to have another exorcism
Midge @mxmclain
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nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
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E @ejski6
222 Followers 672 Following My first album had no famous guest appearances. The outcome? I’m crowned the best lyricist."Please do not talk like Joe Pesci during sex." —Words I never imagined I'd utter, but here we are
two great vhs movies for our viewing pleasure at our airbnb: ransom and 12 monkeys. unfortunately no vcr.
looks like someone ordered the brontosaurus ribs
I’m tired of all the sadness and gloom. Tell me something good that’s happened to you. Let me share in your joy and triumph
if you thought i had style and class before, just wait
Goldie Hawn takes a photo of Kurt Russell in front of a Kate Hudson poster.
sorry but this death cab only stops for uglies.
My laptop: *cannot find printer* Me: *gesturing* look it's right there
When the "flower" bit of "flower bed" is no longer an issue
Every day that I don’t befriend a crow is a day I fumbled.
There are really only two seasons: soup salad
Could a depressed person do this? *builds long straw so I can drink juice in bed without sitting up*
Hey guys, I’m alive. We’re still holding our breath, waiting for my daughter to see a specialist. My dad has a procedure this morning, so if you could send us some good vibes with that. And also, if y’all don’t mind, some good vibes for my son. He was in the ER last night.
My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office
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What colour are your eyes? Fairly blue I'd say
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