Sparky @crunchenhanced
Random thoughts, random jokes, seldom funny. https://t.co/riKneeTqDx NYB Joined April 2012-
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You could choose to be someone who wears a bowler hat this year. That could be your thing. This could be your year.
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Everyone I follow on here enriches my life in one way or another. Your thoughts, insights, struggles, photos, humour and rants. Thanks for being you and thanks for being an eejit like me and staying here until the bitter end, lol xxxxxxx
We've transitioned from dry January to No-fun-February.
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The best essential oil is melted butter hands down.
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@SecDef What are you afraid of when it comes to UAP/UFOs and NHI's? We ALL know the truth, and it will come out no matter how hard you and @MikeTurnerOH @RepMikeTurner try to kill. We, the people will lobby against you both. Mark my words: The Truth Will Come Out.
Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down should be the national anthem of bowling
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No thanks, there was no cheese last time.
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I spent years trying to give everyone exactly what they want so I could feel valued. And then one day I stopped.
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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.
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Gather ‘round, kids. Let me tell you the story about when life was affordable.
Me: (filling an urn to the top with Cherry slushee) 7-11 cashier: YOU CAN’T DO THAT Me: Do you mind, my grandfather just died
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String theory, the science behind The Sweater Song
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This Mother's Day, show Mom how much you care with Twitter Blue Check ☑️
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Mrs Schrödinger: [*opening Christmas present*] Schrödinger: [*nervous glance to camera*]
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Once again, thank you Congress for leading the way on this topic. Maybe some at the Pentagon will finally realize they aren’t going to put this topic to bed. @SpeakerJohnson @RepTimBurchett @realannapaulina @SenatorRounds @SenMarcoRubio @RepAOC
IMPORTANT: *Despite Kirkpatrick’s media tour,* Sen. Rounds indicates the Senate will proceed with the UAP Disclosure Act. Rounds: “We’ll have to work with the House to find out what their concerns are, and we’ll have to address that.” H/t @AskaPol_UAPs askapol.com/p/subscriber-o…
Liking the tweets of dead friends is the internet equivalent of visiting their grave.
You could choose to be someone who wears a bowler hat this year. That could be your thing. This could be your year.
Everyone I follow on here enriches my life in one way or another. Your thoughts, insights, struggles, photos, humour and rants. Thanks for being you and thanks for being an eejit like me and staying here until the bitter end, lol xxxxxxx
🚨 BREAKING NEW PENTAGON STATEMENT ON JELLYFISH UFO!
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