Busted Flip Flops @GrillinChillin9
Diehard Saints, LSU Tigers, & Astros fan. “https://t.co/dAS6WdE2Y8” twitter.com/search?q=from%… S.E. Louisiana Joined September 2012-
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i’m trying to connect to nature but i can’t find the usb port
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i catch myself explaining myself to myself so much that it's getting weird
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sometimes i tell myself “jessica you need to stop drinking” but then i remember my name isn’t jessica
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I don’t get people. ~Dogs
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Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.
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The first 45 years of a child's life are the most important to their physical and cognitive growth.
If seeing a dog riding in a car with its head out of a car window doesn’t put a smile on your face then something isn’t right with you.
Roger Goodell is dressed like it’s Happy Hour at a local Pub.
Call me crazy, but I think that it’s really weird that part of process of delivering a baby was named after part of the process of having your eyes examined.
I would rather be driven in a car by a teenager than to ever ride in a self driving vehicle. Both are scary, but at least there’s a human being behind the wheel with a teenager.
Whoa! -First dog to ever ride in a car back in the day.
Them: Plastic is bad for the environment. Me: Ok (placing plastic water bottle in to a plastic garbage bag) I’ll do my part to help.
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Kids these days will never understand from the Beastie Boys song, "Fight for your Right" "And your mom threw away your best porno mag."
Some call it being stabbed in the back, and others call it target practice. There's two sides to every story.
Nothing more gratifying than remaining calm and relaxed when someone expects you to be enraged and pissed off.
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Those that choose to be a bomb defuser, who hurt you?
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I'll know he's the one when he makes me a mixtape of some peace & quiet.
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12K Followers 7K Following Bio this, Bio that 🔞Joints and a** 💨Tits and sass 🌿Sweet and sour 😇👿 I can't rhyme...blah , blah..blah. 🍆Stay out my DM's with your pee pees. 💍& Mom
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Ivsy @Ivsy01
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Felicia @LostFelicia
42K Followers 5K Following LOST on Oceanic flight 815 ♥ @LuvPugFDN ♥ IG: felicia815 New tweets: https://t.co/SULps6ecxt
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12K Followers 2K Following My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores https://t.co/hbAuQ4HW1p (Avi by @Trixtopherduke)
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25K Followers 10K Following you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by https://t.co/SziO9kNFRO https://t.co/DaU98OFAMv
Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99
31K Followers 22K Following I am not leaving my wife. Unless something better comes along. Which I hope is tomorrow. Single dad. Former Student Government President at Faber College.
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841 Followers 499 Following My cells are interlinked interlinked with @GBRougecity. https://t.co/xwVI6NvbkU
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i’m trying to connect to nature but i can’t find the usb port
i catch myself explaining myself to myself so much that it's getting weird
sometimes i tell myself “jessica you need to stop drinking” but then i remember my name isn’t jessica
Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.
The first 45 years of a child's life are the most important to their physical and cognitive growth.
I'll know he's the one when he makes me a mixtape of some peace & quiet.
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“You need to live in the now” Me: but I don’t like it here
Friend: There’s somebody I want you to meet. Me: I know enough people.
I don't dress for women. I don't dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.
Maybe I should cuss today. I have been well behaved thus far. And I can tell ya that a little fowl language is ducking ok. Have a good bucking day you cute muthafucker buckers.
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