weent @the_weent
Just a going with the flow Joined September 2010-
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Drinking coffee makes me feel like I have my shit together. I mean I don't but I feel like it.
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I accidentally took my cats meds last night.. Don't ask meow.
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What the hell is this now? - when somewhere on my body hurts
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Being 50 isn’t that bad. You’re still young enough to whip the ass of millennials who call you boomer with only a small chance of breaking your hip.
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You’re hotter than a spoon in a crackhouse.
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Welcome to your 50's. You're now too old for young people and too young for old people.
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Ibuprofen with a coffee chaser this morning.
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Most successful people I've met aren't that smart. They move fast, they take risk, they work a lot. That's it.
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Trust actions over words, honour respect over popularity and choose happiness above all else.
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Remember guys, remove the wife, happy life.
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Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Because you never know who would love the person you hide.
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Good afternoon to you except that one bitch with the crazy eyes
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A person needs just three things to be truly happy in the world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.
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Women love men with grey hair becuase it means we are about to die
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When one door closes, just open it.. No one said it was locked.
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When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a womans body. Then I was born.
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Gardening is just mini farming for those of us who can’t commit to the lifestyle
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twisted sister: i wanna rock me: but it’s my pet rock
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Welcome to Spring: all the bugs have moved back into your house. Sweet dreams.
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Came home to a coyote on my front porch. Wasn't too surprised, I ordered something from Acme.
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How many ibuprofen do you take in your coffee…3 or 4?
welcome to 40…you went out and had two drinks and you’ll pay for it for the next 3 days
Ibuprofen with a coffee chaser this morning.
Smeagol had to have fucked the ring right?
Look I'm 50 the only clubbing I'm doing is Sam's and costco
how insecure and weak in spirit must you be that your source of strength is from seeing other people’s weaknesses
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Survive through the suffering to understand the meaning.
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The world is going to judge you, no matter what you do. So live your life the way you want to.
You're currently living at least one of the prayers you used to pray.
Your kids will have a better life than you ever did. Say it. Believe it. Receive it. Now go put in the hard work to make it happen.
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