Late to the party Laura @ericamorecambe
I’m not sure that it’s me who’s late or you who is early. On IG with same name. Also https://t.co/JnR26LsGSQ mobile.twitter.com/search?q=From%… In partial shade Joined February 2010-
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Sorry I’m late, my child wanted it to be Friday, not Wednesday, and I can’t bend space and time
Is there anything better than having the house to yourself? NO. THE ANSWER IS NO.
When you hear sirens do you immediately wonder if your house is on fire or are you normal
doing one of my favourite things which is googling people I went to uni with to see how well they're doing compared to me and then just staring at the wall for a while ruminating on my failures
hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names
I just kicked a ball back to some kids in the park. Mercifully it went well but the adrenaline rush will keep me awake tonight.
Life is short. Go ahead and dance to that Hall & Oates song in the grocery store. You know you want to
I am very good at trying so hard not to be annoying that I end up being more annoying than I probably would have been if I had just been my normal level of annoying (which probably wasn’t that annoying) in the first place
There's a special place in hell for people who fill their dirty dishes with water and leave them in the sink.
After age 30 do we keep all clothes in case they fit again forever? Asking for a friend.
Parenting experts never warn you that one day you'll offer to let your son borrow one of your ties to match the suit he's wearing for prom and he'll respond by asking you if you have anything that's not from the 1900s
I don’t care how many degrees you have, nothing prepares you for a child who can’t find their other shoe.
I don’t know if I should be happy that my husband has already purchased something for Mother’s Day, or angry because I haven’t yet
Kids today will never do fun things like mistake the remote for phone when drunk.
Every day I’m thankful that my wife has terrible taste in men.
Dictionary people.. My 10yr old accidentally called an exclamation mark a dalmation when reading last night and I think this adaption should be considered.
Next doors dog has been given a new loud squeaky toy and the cat is fummin
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Sorry I’m late, my child wanted it to be Friday, not Wednesday, and I can’t bend space and time
Not only that, but we repost facebook memories from ten years ago with "still have those pants".
After age 30 do we keep all clothes in case they fit again forever? Asking for a friend.
@ericamorecambe Tab bit embarrassed to admit that i do still use a couple of T-shirts that are almost 20yrs old.... dating back to my mid-20's.
@ericamorecambe No, after age 30 we keep all clothes forever in case they fit again.
@ericamorecambe I am 40 and I'm not giving up on them yet!
@ericamorecambe Me and my wife keep a select few in our ‘aspirational fits’ box.
@ericamorecambe Yes.
@ericamorecambe I'm 35 & can still wear my clothes from high school. Always could.
@ericamorecambe I just had a baby at 53 (yes -53) and I’m still looking at my maternity clothes and saying I might need them. 😳
@ericamorecambe I gave away a bunch of ridiculous mini skirts when I moved 3,000 miles. Other than that, yes.
@ericamorecambe I’m 57 and my 32” jeans are making their way back into rotation. There is reason for hope.
@ericamorecambe I lost a lot of weight at 50 or so and got rid of all of my larger clothes -one advantage is everything fits in my closet again!
@ericamorecambe Absolutely. I have dresses that are 20 years old and are still very fashionable. Classics.
@ericamorecambe I’m just getting back into mine so 10/10 would recommend. Except the shit cheap ones- keep the nice timeless stuff, and suits.
@ericamorecambe Keep them for the lovely experience of having your 21 year old daughter go “vintage” shopping in your closet.