Upside Dad @UpsideDad
Father of 8 at last count. Fan of The Office and Oxford commas. Seen in @HuffPostParents @Cheezburger @TODAYshow @Someecards @BoredPanda and more. My tweets ⬇️ twitter.com/search/from:up… Joined December 2021-
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My day as a working parent. Get up. [One big rush] Goes to bed.
thoughts & prayers for 14 who left his phone at school and now has to text from his iPad like our forefathers did
When someone starts taking the accountability for their problems, I interject and gently urge them not to forget that their parents are to blame.
I have decided that I deserve a clean and organized house so I am putting enough stuff out on the curb so my husband doesn't notice he's no longer inside the house
While getting a hair cut and beard trim yesterday I just wanted to leave a mustache but the wife was like “no you can’t do that” so I asked why she can but I can’t and that’s how the fight started.
Hello to the 47th real Keanu Reeves that’s just started following me. Hope you get more than 4 followers.
It's almost 10am. 14 spent the night with a friend and 11 and 9 are still sleeping. A peaceful Saturday morning. I'm sorry, toddler parents.
Not to brag, but I’m having a record-setting week of getting food on my shirts
Turns out “possession is 9/10 of the law” does not apply to your tween, you do have to pick them up from school, they do not belong to the teacher
I have to be careful about how many things I ask my 10yr old to do in a day - as she will have an injury seconds before doing anything every time.
Kids are so cute how they use every single glass you own and then make you search for them around the house like an Easter egg hunt from hell.
It’s not a true driver’s license picture unless you look like all the happiness has been sucked out of your soul.
The only thing worse than my neighbors hearing me yell at my kid is them having to listen to me loudly sing along to 90’s R&B while I do yard work with headphones on but it is not my fault that it’s… 7 o’clock on the dot, I’m in my drop top cruisin’ the streets!
[Chaperoning a 4th grade field trip] Child 1: I can speak 3 languages! Me: 🙂 Child 2: My dad had a really rough childhood! Me: 😟 Child 3: My favorite NBA team is the Pacers! Me: 🙂 Child 4: Why does your hair look like that!? Me: 😟
Driving stick is a lost art and by the mayhem on the roads these days driving is too.
if i ever ask for your prayers what i really want is money
When my kid texts me with ttyl and ilysm I answer with ttfn.
The amount of cheese I buy is between me and god and this 17yo cashier
There’s a lot I can’t believe, but what I can’t believe the most is that it’s only 4:30 in the afternoon…
My daughter found out I’m the tooth fairy so when she lost her tooth she asked me to take her to Sephora and I don’t know what’s worse jk it’s Sephora.
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My day as a working parent. Get up. [One big rush] Goes to bed.
thoughts & prayers for 14 who left his phone at school and now has to text from his iPad like our forefathers did
When someone starts taking the accountability for their problems, I interject and gently urge them not to forget that their parents are to blame.
I have decided that I deserve a clean and organized house so I am putting enough stuff out on the curb so my husband doesn't notice he's no longer inside the house
While getting a hair cut and beard trim yesterday I just wanted to leave a mustache but the wife was like “no you can’t do that” so I asked why she can but I can’t and that’s how the fight started.
Hello to the 47th real Keanu Reeves that’s just started following me. Hope you get more than 4 followers.
It's almost 10am. 14 spent the night with a friend and 11 and 9 are still sleeping. A peaceful Saturday morning. I'm sorry, toddler parents.
Not to brag, but I’m having a record-setting week of getting food on my shirts
Turns out “possession is 9/10 of the law” does not apply to your tween, you do have to pick them up from school, they do not belong to the teacher
I have to be careful about how many things I ask my 10yr old to do in a day - as she will have an injury seconds before doing anything every time.
Kids are so cute how they use every single glass you own and then make you search for them around the house like an Easter egg hunt from hell.
It’s not a true driver’s license picture unless you look like all the happiness has been sucked out of your soul.
The only thing worse than my neighbors hearing me yell at my kid is them having to listen to me loudly sing along to 90’s R&B while I do yard work with headphones on but it is not my fault that it’s… 7 o’clock on the dot, I’m in my drop top cruisin’ the streets!
[Chaperoning a 4th grade field trip] Child 1: I can speak 3 languages! Me: 🙂 Child 2: My dad had a really rough childhood! Me: 😟 Child 3: My favorite NBA team is the Pacers! Me: 🙂 Child 4: Why does your hair look like that!? Me: 😟
Driving stick is a lost art and by the mayhem on the roads these days driving is too.
if i ever ask for your prayers what i really want is money
When my kid texts me with ttyl and ilysm I answer with ttfn.
@deloisivete Who is probably talking about it on tik tok right now. 😂
The amount of cheese I buy is between me and god and this 17yo cashier
There’s a lot I can’t believe, but what I can’t believe the most is that it’s only 4:30 in the afternoon…
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