John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @TheAlexNevil
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1/2 Here's our story from last night about Elon Musk...youtube.com/watch?v=Eo3zOR…
After a Mississippi mother reported her son missing, police kept the truth from her for months. Her search for her adult son ended when she discovered that an officer had run him over — and without telling her, authorities buried him in a pauper’s field. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/b…
*taps mic* I’m sorry you feel that way
I know I’m just a farmer and don’t know much bout nothin cept corn and cows, but I do know this, Jim Jordan’s career path must not lead to the Speakership. @RuralVoicesUSA @RuralGroundGame @RuralOrganizing
As we congratulate Michael Caine today on his retirement, a timeless clip — from his master class on film acting: 💕
I know there is a lot going on, but Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were executed for far less than what Trump has done. Just thought I should remind everyone of that.
I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today
We're back! We recapped the last five months, then finally got to do this story about the state of health care in US prisons and jails....youtube.com/watch?v=82QYlb…
I came out against trump in 2015. For nearly a decade now I’ve had my former friends in the GOP excuse, then defend, then embrace, and then imitate him. What elite Republicans fail to grasp, even today, is that the cruelty and violence Trump and his mob embrace will come for…
I came out against trump in 2015. For nearly a decade now I’ve had my former friends in the GOP excuse, then defend, then embrace, and then imitate him. What elite Republicans fail to grasp, even today, is that the cruelty and violence Trump and his mob embrace will come for…
For years I thought Mary Steenburgen was a fishing trawler.
I got a promotion on my second day. Next week I’ll be president.
#TBT Our cousin got married last year but Ben got to the place cards first.
There should be a separate line in the self-checkout for people who can actually find the barcode on a product.
normal is abnormal
The platform formerly known as Twitter failed to remove the vast majority of posts that were flagged as containing "extreme hate speech," according to a report published Wednesday by the Center for Countering Digital Hate. axios.com/2023/09/13/x-t…
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if you eat breakfast while already thinking about lunch, you’re my kind of people
This week, the Biden-Harris administration announced a major step forward in the fight for affordable health care. Starting in 2026, folks on Medicare will pay less for 10 essential medications—with more to come—all thanks to the Inflation Reduction Act. nytimes.com/2023/08/29/us/…
On Labor Day, take a moment to appreciate the workers who have helped make America what it is today. Their grit, determination, and hard work over decades have changed our country for the better. Today we also recognize the American labor movement that has fought tirelessly to…
Stay woke.
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Trey @treydayway
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Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
Village Person @SvnSxty
31K Followers 4K Following If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️
Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
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bornmiserable.bsky.so.. @bornmiserable
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Christopher Gibbs @ChrisRGibbs
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Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews
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408 Followers 71 Following Pithy, witty and totally honest statement of my preferences and skills. Born at 314 ppm CO2. A legitimate parody of myself.
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Ray Loewe @rloewe65
20K Followers 13K Following Blocked by the Moms for Liberty hate group. Democracy matters, so vote! #FBR #LGBTQally, #voteblue, 🚫DMs Ⓒ
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729 Followers 380 Following Subsidiary of Pamco. Yes. It's me, but over here I swear. It's fine. Fun. Funyuns. Sure, I'm other places. Baby, I'm everywhere.
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635K Followers 49K Following Daily videos to make your day a little better. 𝕏 😌🐶 𝕏 ©All rights belong to their respective owners.
Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster
1.1M Followers 1K Following noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
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Just The Aunt @AntsMiMi4Life
106 Followers 131 Following I am raising my nephew. I get no credit in the real world. Please validate me, internet.
Trump is a rapist @Fascistbegone
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A Snarky Grandpa (Bru.. @bruce_steiner
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277K Followers 2K Following Staff writer at The New Yorker. Author of “Cue The Sun!: The Invention of Reality TV,” out 6/25. Insta/Threads/Bluesky: emilynussbaum
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342K Followers 441 Following Mandy He/Him Kathryn she/her & sometimes Gideon he/him - TikTok @mandypatinktok IG @mandypatinkin WELCOME REFUGEES, BLACK LIVES MATTER, SCIENCE IS REAL
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🍩 @gregreckons
552 Followers 290 Following I think I speak for everyone here when I say I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here.
Gen Z for Biden @genz_4biden
96K Followers 173 Following We’re organizing Gen-Z to re-elect President Biden, join us!1/2 Here's our story from last night about Elon Musk...youtube.com/watch?v=Eo3zOR…
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After a Mississippi mother reported her son missing, police kept the truth from her for months. Her search for her adult son ended when she discovered that an officer had run him over — and without telling her, authorities buried him in a pauper’s field. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/b…
I’ve been bald for a year now. I feel like a total imposter wearing this wig that the cancer center gave me. Decided I’d try it on, pairing it with some badly colored on eyebrows and a little lipstick. I’m kinda digging this pic, it’s like a small glimpse of the old me.
Taking a big exam today… please tell the universe to send a little love my way
@StonesLoveChild @RuralVoicesUSA @RuralGroundGame @RuralOrganizing Thank you my friend!!! 🤠
@ChrisRGibbs @RuralVoicesUSA @RuralGroundGame @RuralOrganizing Chris is the newly appointed Chairman of our Shelby Co. Democratic Party. I could not be more proud to be a part of his leadership team. This video is indicative of his passion for our party and the principles he believes in! He will be a huge success as our leader in Shelby Co.!
I know I’m just a farmer and don’t know much bout nothin cept corn and cows, but I do know this, Jim Jordan’s career path must not lead to the Speakership. @RuralVoicesUSA @RuralGroundGame @RuralOrganizing
As we congratulate Michael Caine today on his retirement, a timeless clip — from his master class on film acting: 💕
I know there is a lot going on, but Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were executed for far less than what Trump has done. Just thought I should remind everyone of that.
I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today
We're back! We recapped the last five months, then finally got to do this story about the state of health care in US prisons and jails....youtube.com/watch?v=82QYlb…
I came out against trump in 2015. For nearly a decade now I’ve had my former friends in the GOP excuse, then defend, then embrace, and then imitate him. What elite Republicans fail to grasp, even today, is that the cruelty and violence Trump and his mob embrace will come for…
Trump sneers about Nancy Pelosi, whose husband was assaulted by a deranged MAGA: "How's her husband doing, anybody know?" He adds that the wall around her house "didn't do a very good job."
For years I thought Mary Steenburgen was a fishing trawler.
I got a promotion on my second day. Next week I’ll be president.
#TBT Our cousin got married last year but Ben got to the place cards first.
There should be a separate line in the self-checkout for people who can actually find the barcode on a product.
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