Tea Room Betty @TeaRoomBetty
The Notorious TRB. Washer of Cups, Breaker of Balls, Gangster of Love. Inventor of the Shoe. 3rd Fastest Grandma. Parody. Joined September 2020-
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New watch??..
I tried a bit of painting today, do you think it's any good?
Be honest, have you ever heard of cassette tapes?
It's my 80th Birthday again tomorrow, can I get a Follow and a Retweet please?
Lesson learnt, don't wear baggy undercrackers to the shops..
I'm gonna put it out there, nobody really knows when to and when not to use a comma ,,,,
What does it look like once it's cooked?
What does it look like once it's cooked?
Dear kids, it's my turn to shit myself, and your turn to clean it up. Full circle, baby.
Found this in the loft, do you think it's worth anything? She's a bit plain looking but somebody might like it?
80 tomorrow, can I get a Follow and Retweet? Happy Birthday.
This will be lost on anyone under 30. No, you hang up.
I tweet, you reply, I reply back, then so do you. Just explaining how it works round here for the old folk. Now please form an orderly queue.
It's my 80th Birthday on the 30th February, can I get a Follow and a Retweet?? Take a leap of faith.
Not to brag, but I went into the next room and remembered why I went in there in the first place.
When you're exercising, does anybody else spend the entire time thinking about what they'll eat after?
A reminder, it's my 80th Birthday on the 31st of this month. I'm throwing a huge party, free food, drink, hotels, travel and gifts for everyone, Taylor Swift is Headlining. You're invited, full details including private jet charters - shared the 30th! Save the date in your diary.
Without googling it, has anyone seen my slippers?
Good morning citizens of the world. If you do anything today, be sure to find time to smile.
Does anyone still eat Grilled Cheese Sandwiches?
Julius Kim @Julius_Kim
93K Followers 22K Following Defense atty, former prosecutor, legal analyst for CNN, NPR, MSNBC, New York Times, Washington Post, paper calendar user, dog lover. I may eat too many donuts..
Tee(Theresa)🏳️�.. @Theresaroets911
102K Followers 51K Following Crazy Lesbian Chef. Send chocolate asap or I'm gonna lose it! My followers are like Family! Be kind always! I'm a weirdo. Resistance!
Jen @Peatches66
81K Followers 62K Following Proud Canadian Trump hater🇨🇦🏳️🌈#blm #migraine Liberal/Democrat my heart belongs to my fur kid🥷 🚩😆followed by some truly amazing people 🩷
👣Jarett & 🐾Lill.. @JLVsTW1
39K Followers 16K Following Just a guy with a dog and a cat! Ironworker by trade, photographer by heart!
Grandma Smokesweed @GSmokesweed1
52K Followers 7K Following I am a liberal Christian, I have a Masters degree, I detest Trump and love Justin Trudeau. Grandma smokes weed. NO DM's. NO lists.
HellBentVet ~ Warrior.. @HellBentVet
61K Followers 43K Following Disabled Army Veteran 1980-1993, Light Infantry & M60 Series Tanker. Poet, Photographer, finding life again, awesome Human. TRUMPISM is a sickness. Respect, Hb
Teddi (Teds)🏳️�.. @TeddiThompsonS1
51K Followers 48K Following Woke AF, Atheist 🏳️🌈Lesbian she/her. Trans ally🏳️⚧️ Chihuahua mom. 🚫NO DMs. Lupus/RA/Fibromyalgia/CPTSD warrior. “What a long, strange trip it’s been”🤘🏻
Ron Shillman @shillman1
34K Followers 19K Following Slightly past middle-age Dad & Husband. Author of my pinned tweet. How 'bout them O's! Go Terps! Literary idiot. Baseball fanatic. 96% humor, 4% other stuff.
bamamike1104 @mstone1104
51K Followers 43K Following Love Bama sports. Totally love Classic Southern Rock.#Resist.#Biden🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊. I follow back after vetting. #Resistors. Fight for women’s rights #BlueCrew
🕊️💞Dannie D�.. @DannieD01
50K Followers 32K Following I express my opinion and I’m vocal about everything. https://t.co/q4mLOx7dRr
Sidney W.🇩🇪🇺.. @wahlstedt007
36K Followers 25K Following I believe in Democracy and I love my country,my parents and animals, Fully vaccinated 🇩🇪💙🇺🇸#Resistance✊️ #Blacklivesmatter No DM's PLEASE ❤️Mother Nature🌻
Much Ado about Abby N.. @muchado33
26K Followers 12K Following I'm married to my best friend. Not responsible for damages from spitting drinks. A positively devilish ray of vulgar sunshine. I curse a lot. Agnostic & Indepen
DJ, RN 🟧 😷💉 @DJRN0255
12K Followers 6K Following RN, 35 yrs, & Reseller Follow me at YouTube @MackieJackCreations Whatnot Auctions @MackieJackCreations IG @MackieJackCreations ⛔️DMs unless invited. VOTE 💙2024
☠️Daddy Bones☠�.. @UpBeatSkeletor
23K Followers 18K Following Got a couple kids, couple ex-wives. In recovery. Sober since 7/18/22. Believe in second chances. #LGBTQ ally #BLM 😈MUFC😈 #sober 🇬🇧 in 🇺🇸 Single AF
KPMoore @KPMoore8
30K Followers 24K Following USAF Vet. Cancer survivor. NYer for life. DMs welcomed. Humor is good. VOTE BLUE! 🗳 #RESIST #VEEVSTERS CORNER
PASTOR WARHOL @DukeHomer
38K Followers 33K Following I paint, I’m liberal, I’m a homosexual, I walk with the lord , my favorite porn account will leave you wondering wtf is wrong with me.
Just Mike @mshaf2
19K Followers 9K Following Independent thinker. Maker of wood stuff. Goofy bearded guy. Christ follower. Followed by amazing people of Twitter. Check out my store
PoppaBear @APoppaBear
41K Followers 18K Following Motivated Democrat. Violent introvert. Opinions are my own.
Frank I Stand With Uk.. @Ta_Lon
25K Followers 26K Following I am a Biden/ Harris Guy and a trump Hater. I am in a Relationship. The Vaccines work get Vaxed Damnit and Wear a Damn Mask. NO DIRECT MESSAGES
olaah247 @lai_olaley44619
103 Followers 660 Following
Harrison @Harriso84914988
12 Followers 343 Following Turning dreams into plans. 🚀 | Adventure seeker | Coffee enthusiast ☕ Chasing sunsets and dreams | Digital storyteller | Making memories around the world 🌎
Mathias (Eternal Ninj.. @Eternal_Ninja_O
13K Followers 13K Following Autistic | Philosopher | Poet | Artist | Singer | My Ikkigaiijh: Making other beings happy. | On Spotify: 'Heptagon's Secret' 'S.O Simple' 'Eternal Ninja'
Maxwell Denise Zarcha.. @MZarchary89831
295 Followers 2K Following gemologist. father of one son, widowed, like traveling and outdoor games. charitable, and love to share.
Deb Hatlee @HatleeDeb
396 Followers 300 Following Just here for giggles and conversation, to share my art and see yours.
GeorgeRing7 @Ring7George
8K Followers 8K Following Arsenal but love all football San Francisco 49ers but love all football Wales my home Red Football - Blue Voting Tennis, snooker, cricket and boxing
Keanu reeves @Keanureeve74834
64 Followers 439 Following
Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56
14K Followers 13K Following Grandpa, outdoorsman, science nerd, dad joker, beer drinker extraordinaire. My top tweet is coming out tomorrow. #BlessTheBlueEyedBoy #EnvyDaStrength #LuvPug
jan goodman @janimarieb
2 Followers 38 Following
Pernicha @PricklyPern98
18 Followers 187 Following When the Kool-Aid is making you sick, stop drinking it.
💙 Sieur Amber de H.. @AmberTiff4321
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Seeking Hope @VentingPlace4
300 Followers 378 Following Warning: This is my venting place. Strong language will be used. I miss the little blue birdie.
BUTTERCUP / 🧈 🥤 @Sabrina420
12K Followers 7K Following Bio this, Bio that 🔞Joints and a** 💨Tits and sass 🌿Sweet and sour 😇👿 I can't rhyme...blah , blah..blah. 🍆Stay out my DM's with your pee pees. 💍& Mom
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Lee Minho @LeeMinh18152898
530 Followers 6K Following Actor Official account love all my fans🎤🎙️📷🎷🎹🥁🎸🎧🎧🎻🥁
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48 Followers 509 Following
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Native AZ girl @azphyllis
3K Followers 4K Following Third generation AZ native, grandmother of seven. Lover of true crime podcasts, cooking, and NASCAR. No DM’s. #teammolly #NASCAR
WorldPeace☮️💪�.. @MaydNMerica
340 Followers 3K Following GOP goals: Women in the kitchen; gays in the closet; POC in the fields. Vote blue.
Kathleen Zisterer �.. @tootsiejuly4
4K Followers 4K Following Starting Over! Lost my original account! Enjoying life! Busy everyday! Mom and Wife. Three amazing kids! No DM’s Please. #VoteBlue!! #TrumpforPrison!
Caoimhín O'Briain @OBrienKevinS
3K Followers 5K Following Some free associations from my infancy...a beach ball, a dog, a frog, a log, a poodle, a noodle, a doodle.
HRH Lady LynnetteLock.. @itsallymcmental
11K Followers 9K Following My family & my pups 🥰Hate brexit. LC/MECFS. Hate the tories. Love Wales. I’m trying out mastodon @[email protected] NO DM’s or instant blocks
Louis Cook @LouisC60243
76 Followers 620 Following
ifenn @GrayCatStyle
9 Followers 95 Following Retired Soldier, Army Nurse Practitioner. Looking for integrity in our society defined as doing the right thing for the right reasons when no one is looking.
Meteor 🏴�.. @Meteor_FBPE
6K Followers 7K Following Powerful perception, long range vision, truth seeker. Married, medical professional (hence anonymised) IFB #FBPE no DMs. Don’t suffer fools gladly so I block.
Jboneknuckles @jboneknuckles
81 Followers 169 Following
MCPO, USN,63-85💙Ta.. @gepehill1
19K Followers 14K Following No DMs. A long life includes ups and downs. 1st JA-American AFCM, Naval Aviation and Federal Acquisition Manage GS-15. Retired from both professions.
Elon Musk @Elon185301
114 Followers 1K Following Entrepreneur CEO-spaceX🚀 Teslar 🚘 Funder of the boring company Co-founder-Neuralink,OpenAI
Andriy Garazdiy @andrjy_garazdiy
45 Followers 344 Following pray for all Ukrainians and against natural disaster🙏🙏🙏🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 моліться за весь народ України та проти стихійного лиха 🙏🙏🙏🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
Manuel Franco @abarman2013
58 Followers 801 Following For friends and family ⛳️ 🌹 Giving away $30k to my first 3k followers. Be a winner today
Erin Christine @E_Christine_222
17 Followers 21 Following Researcher & P/T University. Learning 🎸🎶. Traveller ✈️. Love landscape 📷. On X for the occasional scroll. Life is always better with... 🐈⬛&🐕. 🇦🇺🏳️🌈
Bev @threeoffourx
2 Followers 640 Following
Tuesday Adams™ 🌹 @TuesdayAdams111
14K Followers 14K Following Wednesday's favorite Cousin. BALLS!, said the Queen. If I had two, I'd be King!!! Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries. Ban AR-15 and AK-47 Style Weapons.
Sim Crowther 🏂🏔.. @CrowtherSim
9K Followers 8K Following Social value comms/marketing. Rugby coach. Former teacher. Current alpine snowboard legend! Views entirely my own... or stolen from someone else. IG: simmocrow
Ali Hassan @ThewayiamAH
17K Followers 17K Following I just post lyrics memes poetry (no-holds-barred) @Eminem @Imrankhanpti @BabarAzam258
AHMED @SGII555
11K Followers 12K Following
Scarlet @SuzyLiberty2
19K Followers 16K Following Georgia Native and Southern Proud. 💗#GenX Jesus is my Savior. ✝️ Licensed (psycho)therapist. 🤪FB; @atensnut & @iluminatibot. Daughter of a Navy Vet. 🇮🇱🇺🇸
saqibkhan @saqibkh76
7K Followers 7K Following
💙🇵🇷Deanna�.. @DemDeanna
10K Followers 9K Following BLM, LGBTQ, Pro-choice,Gun Reform,Mental Illness,Legalize weed,survivor of a suicide attempt, Biden/Harris 2024 Resister #StrongerTogether 🗳️ Red Sox❤️
Glenda Beatty @12doglady
9K Followers 9K Following Fighting cancer, staying positive. Dandelions, Bees. Biden BLM SAVE Ukraine I follow back all resisters. Democracy in Danger. Going Vegan. Love all animals.
Sadia Vibes @SadiaVibes
1K Followers 1K Following Spreading positivity & good vibes! Sharing random viral content, trending tales, and a dash of inspiration. join the fun and let's vibe togethor
Jovany @Twitt3rBeast
419 Followers 2K Following
Stella No lists, plea.. @stlajn1
4K Followers 4K Following Retired teacher;child of 60s/70s;now a solid Democrat voter #WeAreThePatriots
Maj.Gen. Joel B. Vowe.. @MajMathew60708
200 Followers 3K Following Commander of Combined Joint Task Force – Operation Inherent Resolve
Kim Owens @Mamasquirrel61
2K Followers 5K Following I’m a cancer survivor,4 years post-hospice.Husband,Sammy,for 10 https://t.co/p0pYT8AQtD animals.Proud Dem.Military family.Home health and hospice nurse .
Pip • Minister of S.. @PipPipPirrip
2K Followers 3K Following If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Unless you’re on Twitter. Remove your tinfoil hat before voting! Dogs rule! #GetAPet #AdoptDontShop
Jessica Rosengard @JRosengard
3K Followers 2K Following Word-weaver in the Chicago area. I’m a lover of dogs, nature, photography, empathy, facts, humility, humor, and of course, democracy.
Julius Kim @Julius_Kim
93K Followers 22K Following Defense atty, former prosecutor, legal analyst for CNN, NPR, MSNBC, New York Times, Washington Post, paper calendar user, dog lover. I may eat too many donuts..
Tee(Theresa)🏳️�.. @Theresaroets911
102K Followers 51K Following Crazy Lesbian Chef. Send chocolate asap or I'm gonna lose it! My followers are like Family! Be kind always! I'm a weirdo. Resistance!
Jen @Peatches66
81K Followers 62K Following Proud Canadian Trump hater🇨🇦🏳️🌈#blm #migraine Liberal/Democrat my heart belongs to my fur kid🥷 🚩😆followed by some truly amazing people 🩷
👣Jarett & 🐾Lill.. @JLVsTW1
39K Followers 16K Following Just a guy with a dog and a cat! Ironworker by trade, photographer by heart!
Grandma Smokesweed @GSmokesweed1
52K Followers 7K Following I am a liberal Christian, I have a Masters degree, I detest Trump and love Justin Trudeau. Grandma smokes weed. NO DM's. NO lists.
HellBentVet ~ Warrior.. @HellBentVet
61K Followers 43K Following Disabled Army Veteran 1980-1993, Light Infantry & M60 Series Tanker. Poet, Photographer, finding life again, awesome Human. TRUMPISM is a sickness. Respect, Hb
Teddi (Teds)🏳️�.. @TeddiThompsonS1
51K Followers 48K Following Woke AF, Atheist 🏳️🌈Lesbian she/her. Trans ally🏳️⚧️ Chihuahua mom. 🚫NO DMs. Lupus/RA/Fibromyalgia/CPTSD warrior. “What a long, strange trip it’s been”🤘🏻
Ron Shillman @shillman1
34K Followers 19K Following Slightly past middle-age Dad & Husband. Author of my pinned tweet. How 'bout them O's! Go Terps! Literary idiot. Baseball fanatic. 96% humor, 4% other stuff.
🕊️💞Dannie D�.. @DannieD01
50K Followers 32K Following I express my opinion and I’m vocal about everything. https://t.co/q4mLOx7dRr
Sidney W.🇩🇪🇺.. @wahlstedt007
36K Followers 25K Following I believe in Democracy and I love my country,my parents and animals, Fully vaccinated 🇩🇪💙🇺🇸#Resistance✊️ #Blacklivesmatter No DM's PLEASE ❤️Mother Nature🌻
Much Ado about Abby N.. @muchado33
26K Followers 12K Following I'm married to my best friend. Not responsible for damages from spitting drinks. A positively devilish ray of vulgar sunshine. I curse a lot. Agnostic & Indepen
DJ, RN 🟧 😷💉 @DJRN0255
12K Followers 6K Following RN, 35 yrs, & Reseller Follow me at YouTube @MackieJackCreations Whatnot Auctions @MackieJackCreations IG @MackieJackCreations ⛔️DMs unless invited. VOTE 💙2024
☠️Daddy Bones☠�.. @UpBeatSkeletor
23K Followers 18K Following Got a couple kids, couple ex-wives. In recovery. Sober since 7/18/22. Believe in second chances. #LGBTQ ally #BLM 😈MUFC😈 #sober 🇬🇧 in 🇺🇸 Single AF
KPMoore @KPMoore8
30K Followers 24K Following USAF Vet. Cancer survivor. NYer for life. DMs welcomed. Humor is good. VOTE BLUE! 🗳 #RESIST #VEEVSTERS CORNER
PASTOR WARHOL @DukeHomer
38K Followers 33K Following I paint, I’m liberal, I’m a homosexual, I walk with the lord , my favorite porn account will leave you wondering wtf is wrong with me.
Just Mike @mshaf2
19K Followers 9K Following Independent thinker. Maker of wood stuff. Goofy bearded guy. Christ follower. Followed by amazing people of Twitter. Check out my store
Frank I Stand With Uk.. @Ta_Lon
25K Followers 26K Following I am a Biden/ Harris Guy and a trump Hater. I am in a Relationship. The Vaccines work get Vaxed Damnit and Wear a Damn Mask. NO DIRECT MESSAGES
Sam Stitches @SammiStitches
23K Followers 13K Following Your source for opinions you didn’t ask for and cat pictures! 🦁💁♀️ #consentMatters #vote #bluewave #domesticViolenceSurvivor #mentalHealthMatters
Rob @ChefBoyRV57
7K Followers 7K Following Retired Chef, US Navy Veteran 74, Pilot, Musician, Yorkie Dad #SupportVets - Married
Ali Hassan @ThewayiamAH
17K Followers 17K Following I just post lyrics memes poetry (no-holds-barred) @Eminem @Imrankhanpti @BabarAzam258
Not a Snail @def_Not_Snail
3K Followers 1K Following not a snail • surgeon • biologist • lawyer • obviously not single • bugs • seriously, I'm not single • non-bibliophile •
AHMED @SGII555
11K Followers 12K Following
saqibkhan @saqibkh76
7K Followers 7K Following
Sandy Tregent @SandyofSuffolk
15K Followers 6K Following Married woman who lives in Suffolk, loves sun, blue skies, flowers, vote Reform to stop the boats, fan of the Independent Republic of Mike Graham 🇬🇧
Scarlet @SuzyLiberty2
19K Followers 16K Following Georgia Native and Southern Proud. 💗#GenX Jesus is my Savior. ✝️ Licensed (psycho)therapist. 🤪FB; @atensnut & @iluminatibot. Daughter of a Navy Vet. 🇮🇱🇺🇸
Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot
9K Followers 7K Following I've been called Witty. Though I'm sure I just misheard what was said? Anyway love and kindness.
Ryder 🇮🇪 🇪�.. @Ryder56004614
14K Followers 14K Following 🇮🇪 I despise Tories. Retired and emigrated to County Donegal, Ireland to get away from Tory lies and corruption.
Pat @thereal_pat13
19K Followers 21K Following Resist! ! no private messages happily married! ! do not follow anyone without a past! avoiding bots and hook ups not a dating site
Carol Hirsh 🟦 @CLOISH
12K Followers 11K Following Mom/Grandma/Friend/ Recently widowed /Liberal Democrat/ Breast Cancer Survivor/ R A/music/Avid Reader!/ Knicks/ Local Library volunteer for 35+ years/ No DM’S
“Lori”against the.. @creachbaum_lori
2K Followers 2K Following Proud Mom of Airforce Airman, Jack Smith is my hero,Grandmother of 2, I'm a dog mom, #ProChoice, #TeamJustice,#HearUsRoarIn24, #BLM #Resistance,#ProLGBTQ,🟦
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Steve Le Gin @atleasturnotme
739 Followers 613 Following 🇬🇧migrant in🇫🇷 Craft distilling en Limousin. Brexit caused me lots of shite so I've no time for Brexiters. Ex Imperial Stormtrooper. Drummer. Foodie.
I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids
20K Followers 1K Following freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇
CarlosCosta @CostaCoconuts
2K Followers 550 Following Hola! I am Carlos Costa the Costa Rican Coconut Collector! I have the biggest and juiciest coconuts in the whole of Costa Rica!
Tisiphone🔥 @Tisiphone23
3K Followers 5K Following She/Her/👩🏻🚒 • FF/TacMed (ret) • GenX Resister Sister • Mother of Dogs & Feminist Fuckery 🌬🌪 #AbortionIsHealthcare 💙🇺🇦💛🏳️🌈🤘🏳️⚧️
Katie D @KatieDeal99
16K Followers 2K Following Bios are hard. On Instagram as katiedeal99 https://t.co/iMruSPyTav
Lady @_ladygooch
21K Followers 9K Following •:• Bounding through life with the audacity of a wildflower •:• Outdoorsy •:• RBF GOAT 🏆 Karaoke Royalty •:• Not very friendly •:• 🚫 DMs plz
Martin Knight @MartinKnight_
29K Followers 19K Following Author & plagiarist. All views probably other people's. Dwindling. Retired goalhanger. Preferred Sweep over Sooty. Nostalgist. Change not always for the better.
Fran @whingewine
12K Followers 504 Following A lady in the streets, a grammar enthusiast in the tweets. Mum. Lab owner. Significant(ish) other. Blogger. No DMs, knob off.
Mrs. Betty Bowers @BettyBowers
302K Followers 756 Following TITHE:https://t.co/szedDgeTFN https://t.co/RyyAdxKX9j Americasbestchristian *at* https://t.co/f4D08olUe1
karen says... @karenab32
13K Followers 7K Following Huge spreader of misinformation aka memes, dont fact check my fun 😁politics..left..always left 😌 Gooner til I die,Celtic has a place in my❤️
Mari 🌼 (Parody) @Myself84833841
751 Followers 2K Following Any pronouns. Pfp by the extremely talented @AspenNightray. Very old. Over 50. Rp account. Over 18s only. This is a roleplay account.
𝔻𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕝�.. @MrsFlowers007
62K Followers 18K Following Glamorous indie rock'n'roll is what I want It's in my soul it's what I need 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕂𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤🤍
Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK
9K Followers 5K Following This is a page of silly and fun, don't take it seriously. my fav tweets - https://t.co/gmfzikX1Fh
The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Sam G @ItsSamG
90K Followers 4K Following These are a collection of my most intrusive thoughts. Occasionally there’s also some dog stuff
karen @klsmd12
52K Followers 5K Following gen X beachy.Militant MSU Spartan alum. WSU SoM alum. Loyal Detroit fan and always a lake girl.☤ Dogs are everything GoGreen forever #SpartanStrong
arealethereal @sunrise_highs
39K Followers 665 Following
karanbir singh 🫶 @karanbirtinna
29K Followers 3K Following The next person to make a stereotype Indian joke is getting beaten to death by my snake charming flute!
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
Felicia @LostFelicia
42K Followers 5K Following LOST on Oceanic flight 815 ♥ @LuvPugFDN ♥ IG: felicia815 New tweets: https://t.co/SULps6ecxt
amy! ami! amé! @Amester222
7K Followers 1K Following helvetica girl in a comic sans world | greatest hits: https://t.co/UEhynxyf3K
Ninja Dad @ninjadadofone
1K Followers 581 Following Dad. Not On The Market. Bourbon Drinker. Guitar Player. Professional Procrastinator.
Licensed to Dad @LicensedtoDad
499 Followers 319 Following husband | dad of 4 | xennial | allergic to cats
Shannon Boling @ShannonBoling1
947 Followers 402 Following Retired U.S. Army Captain. Working construction for possible mid-life crisis situations! Not remotely interested in Crypto!!
Andi @smiles_and_nods
412 Followers 242 Following Andi 2.0 Lost everyone during my Twitter sabbatical. please follow again.
Late to the party Lau.. @ericamorecambe
4K Followers 1K Following I’m not sure that it’s me who’s late or you who is early. On IG with same name. Also https://t.co/JnR26LsGSQ
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
3.3M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
Neener Neener Neener�.. @neenertothe3
3K Followers 2K Following Banner is Twitter and a few of the missuses
🧛🏻♂️Auth.. @glee_writes
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🌊Sylvia Segovia�.. @sylviasegovia3
3K Followers 4K Following Dad was right - never trust a Republican. I don't believe in polls except the one where votes are cast. To know the border, live on the border. NO LISTS OR DMs
💙💛Deb💛💙 @BrownEyedGirl33
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@TeaRoomBetty I did some onboarding for my new job. IMAGINE MY SURPRISE! Is there ANYTHING you don’t do??!!
@TeaRoomBetty I thought maybe it was due to inbreeding.
@TeaRoomBetty Oh, Betty....you were an adorable child!
@TeaRoomBetty You can tell you're all related. It's astounding.
@TeaRoomBetty What's wrong with your right hand Betty?
@TeaRoomBetty @hhensell Not "varnishing your teeth"? That is varnish right? Oh no, my mistake. The fecal smell is the giveaway.
@TeaRoomBetty I was born in England. That makes me about the 81,000,000th in line to the throne.
Oh my, Happy Birthday! 😃
It's my 80th Birthday again tomorrow, can I get a Follow and a Retweet please?
@TeaRoomBetty I'm going to make you tomato soup scones for your birthday because you're an oner! Dear to my heart. I'm calling @EthelGhost for the recipe ❤️❤️
My grief counsellor died the other day. But he was so good I didn’t give a shit.
@TeaRoomBetty One day I’ll be 80 and YOU can wish me a happy birthday!😂
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