I Lizard @IntoxOuttox
likeable degenerate BFE, FL Joined August 2021-
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Dealing with people in real life would be so much easier if there was a gif button
Happiness is having a bartender that only charges you for every third beer
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
Shoutout to my fellow INFJs on this trying day, hope you're doing ok
Leave room for a miracle… but keep a shit shovel handy
In case you don't 'member, it's impolite to kiss and tell. The final season of Letterkenny is coming to @CraveCanada on December 25th and @hulu on December 26th.
you know what we don't have a shortage of right now? dumbasses
Keep going, it gets better, don't fucking quit.
People just don’t shindig enough anymore.
HAPPY GAME DAY!! LETS GO PHILS!!! #RedOctober
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Not good enough @TruthFromATL
@africanglo Only AI I trust is Iverson

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𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝚠... @damn_elle420
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B @JustifiablyB
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Bob Golen @BobGolen
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Private Pilates @pussy_pilates
714 Followers 1K Following living my best life, drinking wine and doing Pilates in my undies
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21 Followers 278 Following Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.
💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫�... @Crazy_ButCute2
265K Followers 13K Following I lift things up and put them down. link in bio 💁🏼♀️ Lupus/Fibro warrior! Every day stronger 💪🏻❤️💯 no DMs
S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut... @_indica_sky
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Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
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Emily ™ @emily_tweets
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gas station dream gir... @cheygoulet
30K Followers 4K Following kind of like a goomba, but with slower reflexes
Siren 💫 @CallSignSiren
110K Followers 5K Following Southern girl with eyes on the stars in the southern sky.
Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet
5K Followers 4K Following Who mistook the steak for chicken? ⚜️🐘☀️⚡️ 🚗9️⃣ and 2️⃣3️⃣ ; 🏎5️⃣ 🏎️ ALO. I hate pineapple.
Adam @adamgreattweet
59K Followers 2K Following Dog owner but she doesn’t know I’m on here. Parody account. He/Him
𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝚠... @damn_elle420
10K Followers 4K Following “Tʜᴇʏ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴍʏ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ, ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ” - Tᴜᴘᴀᴄ Sʜᴀᴋᴜʀ ///// ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: @ᴅᴀᴍɴ_ᴇʟʟᴇ
Man of Letters @manofletterz
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B @JustifiablyB
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The B. @anerdonfire2
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Suds @stacywawa1
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nick @packardxpower
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cor... @AOC
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