Dreamweasel @Dreamweasel
Also present at Mastodon, Bluesky, and Threads (_dreamweasel_). And still not accepting .GIFs or memes. open.substack.com/pub/dreamwease… Joined March 2009-
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Legit paraphrase of my online arguments with Trump supporters
Legit paraphrase of my online arguments with Trump supporters
As swift and gratifying as Kristi Noem’s political hara-kiri has been, I will nonetheless be grateful when we can all move on to other subjects
Seems like the only posts of mine that are ever removed on Twitter (and now on Threads) are when I paraphrase what the Right is saying and the mods don’t get the context
It’s not a useful precedent when you are not describing the same thing. As I said before: the purpose of Whataboutism is not to seek equal justice, but to escape blame. Which is what you are doing by dismissing what Trump did - repeatedly - and changing the subject.
You sure are triggering the Woke Left! And the non-Woke Left. And animal lovers. And people with an ounce of compassion. Some of whom were even once on your side. But I suppose you wouldn’t be the first objectively terrible person to hide behind “political incorrectness”.
You sure are triggering the Woke Left! And the non-Woke Left. And animal lovers. And people with an ounce of compassion. Some of whom were even once on your side. But I suppose you wouldn’t be the first objectively terrible person to hide behind “political incorrectness”.
“Boisterous recount effort” is a euphemism for “Lied about the election result and refused to accept the truth.” Every sane person in America could tell that is what he was doing. The January 6 rally consisted entirely of people who wanted to stop Biden from becoming President.
This is a very insipid take that completely ignores everything Trump said and did between November 7, 2020 and January 6, 2021
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@Dreamweasel Imagine that: no hidden meaning, A is A. Students are protesting the slaughter in Gaza because they want the slaughter in Gaza to stop.
Are any of you familiar with “The Aristocrats”?
If I told you just the setup for this joke people would be very upset.
Funny thing about these hamfisted attempts to muddy the waters is you're supposed to believe that people only express sympathy for obvious injustice when they're paid to do so. Thousands of defenseless people being killed by a remorseless military force? Who could be against that
George Soros is paying student radicals who are fueling nationwide explosion of Israel-hating protests trib.al/DC25l91
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@billmaher Stupid and reactionary
@billmaher There’s an answer to every single one these questions. And you know it. But your stance is so incredibly weak that you can only sound funny if you completely straw man it all In short: 1) No we’re not doing it for clout, we just think genocide is a red line. 2) Hamas is not the…
@billmaher Bill Maher lecturing people on narcissism is rich. Damn he used to be so good.
@billmaher Bill, being against Israel's killing of 14,000 children and wanting it to stop does not make one a supporter of Hamas, Hezbollah, etc. I am unsure how you make these illogical leaps. How about having a seasoned activist(s) on your show to discuss these things?
@billmaher “Activism” in scare quotes. You believe in nothing. You’re a loser.
@billmaher Imagine seeing this as anything but a transparent attempt to attack those who want an end to the US funding the massacres of thousands of innocent civilians — because Bill here likes dead kids when they help Zionism. When did popular culture in America entirely lose its soul to…
Maria Bartiromo playing Biden campaign ads on her show 👀
America loves the NFL, Donald Trump doesn’t.
Attempting to overthrow Congress is okay because it ultimately failed = Bill Barr trying desperately to sleep at night knowing he's voting for Trump again.
Barr: I think his whole administration is a disaster for the country Collins: Is worse than subverting the peaceful transfer of power? Barr: Did he succeed?
@IvanasStairCam @KristiNoem @Riley_Gaines_ omg, this is devastatingly good
@KristiNoem @Riley_Gaines_ Do you keep this on your fridge so you don’t get confused? 👇🏻
Fatality.
@KristiNoem @Riley_Gaines_ Do you keep this on your fridge so you don’t get confused? 👇🏻
@Dreamweasel This thread is pure gold.
Good morning. I turn 43 next month and breakfast today is an omelette topped with beef chili. Join me in three hours as I tweet from either the toilet, the hospital, or the hospital toilet
They… wouldn’t be murdered and have their homes stolen by settlers? Sorry was this a trick question or something
If only the Hamas supporters on U.S. campuses realized what would happen to Palestinian liberals, women rights and LGBTQ if Hamas were to take over the West Bank as well…
There are countless avenues of completely insane Israeli nationalist arguments, but “boy, you don’t know how good you have it in the West Bank, a place we are also systemically oppressing” remains near the top of the list
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