Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta
I block stupid people. Elgin, TX Joined September 2011-
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1. Millions of Americans may lose their internet access TOMORROW Among those impacted will be 90,447 people in @SpeakerJohnson's district alone It doesn't need to happen. But Johnson is making sure it does Follow along for details 🧵
This is probably the most wholesome thing you’re going to see today 💗
People on the left are blaming Biden for arresting college protestors, and people on the right are blaming Biden for not arresting college protestors. See, he CAN unite America.
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I hope this won a grammy.
Is it just me, or has Ted Cruz been putting a LOT of effort into his podcast… almost like he realizes he is going to lose his election, against @ColinAllredTX, and is getting his backup job lined up… 🤔
@KellyScaletta Definitely cooler than Ted Cruz.
If only there were something you could do with a dog that has a taste for chickens, like, I dunno, rehome it with someone who doesn't have chickens.
Not sure if there’s such a thing as an untrainable dog — but I do know there’s such a thing as unthinkable evil.
Challenge! Name someone cooler than Ted Cruz! It can't be done!
Exceptional women don't murder puppies.
Wait just a minute. Are you saying these are GENDER NEUTRAL?! I am going to boycott all future festivals, carnivals and concerts forever, I don’t want to smell pee from an asparagus-eating libtard
In a sane country, a moron rapist conman traitor wouldn’t even be eligible to run for office.
For those bringing up Putin, being fair, the ICC has already issued those warrants. Well over a year ago. npr.org/2023/03/17/116…
You notice the people who said they would fight for Nazis right to free speech, even if they disagree with them are the ones yelling the loudest to say the Palestinians can't protest?
What should Biden do if the ICC issues a war crimes arrest warrant against Bibi? tass.com/world/1782165?…
Why does the so-called Party of Freedom constantly want to make healthcare decisions for others? If you make it illegal, it doesn't mean they're not trans. It means they're not getting the care that could save their lives. localnews8.com/news/ap-nation…
Does Kristi Noem shoot it in the face at the end?
😱 Scary Larry 😱.. @aintscarylarry
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@KellyScaletta This is why the Roger Stone method actors hired these protestors. Pulling out every dirty trick they have this time.
Preparing to serve you breakfast in bed:
@KellyScaletta Sadly, complainers about not enough arrests-probably united in desire to create chaos? Get division between decency & peaceful to lose sight of humanity generally & just let emotions rage & get filmed for media distortions? Americans generally United- #StopAnyGenocidePERIOD!
@KellyScaletta And Biden has nothing to do with who gets arrested!
@KellyScaletta Isn’t that decision up to the college….?
@KellyScaletta Spot on. But when things get complex, the black and white people come out of the woodwork.
@KellyScaletta Maybe stop trying to raise bird dogs if you get mad when they kill birds 🤷🏻♀️
@RyanShead Jen is classier, more educated & more accomplished than 99.9% of the chuds on here. Period.
Know who you’re trolling before running your mouth. My wife is a badass who’s done more for this country than most of you MAGA Elon simps. You better stick with attacking me, my wife is out of your league.
@KellyScaletta @RonFilipkowski This shit writes itself
@KellyScaletta MTG Rumor has it her heart was replaced with ice.
@KellyScaletta @Acyn If you stop trying to make sense of Republicans, it's much easier
It's remarkable how mad people are about this tweet 👇 No, we do not live in an authoritarian country and Biden is not a dictator.
lawful protesting isn't even possible in authoritarian societies like the one Trump wants to transform America into. Just saying.
@MurielVieux @KellyScaletta There is a rescue group for almost every breed. I’m sure if she had spent a minute on line she could have found one for her dog. And probably the goat as well. What a disgusting piece of human trash!