Nathalie with an h @nnnatchos
Your path may be yours but watch for others along on the trail. twitter.com/search?q=from:… Manitoba, Canada Joined November 2014-
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You’re only as old as you feel. ~feels 103
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young people simply don't appreciate the luxury of having plenty of energy but choosing to be lazy anyway
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Kids today will never do fun things like mistake the remote for phone when drunk.
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Them: you can always make new friends Me: out of what ?
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Congrats, YouTube. the algorithm really nailed my 10 year-old with ads for boxed wine, divorce attorneys and the swiffer wet jet
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That's it, I am sick and tired of feeling tired and old, so I am putting myself on a strict undereye cream and root touchup regimen
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Just so we're all clear, the plural of Roomba is Roombae Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back
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Queso = Spanish for cheese K, so = a Midwestern woman explaining the plan that just changed
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I'm gonna need y'all to stop making up new slang words I am exhausted
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Welp looks like another chocolate cake tripped and fell into my mouth.
Him: I bought those cookies you like so much Me: no, I told you I don’t like the ones with coconut Him: oh sorry *proceeds to eat entire box Rinse repeat
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They say if a cranky baby won't sleep, take a nice long car ride... *hands cab driver $200, goes back to bed*
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Tips for improving concentration: -Make a list of tasks. -Take on one task at a time. -Take On Me was a fun song. -Ooh I found the video.
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Forgot my glasses so I'm pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best
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My cat's pretty mouthy for someone who weighs 11 lbs and lacks opposable thumbs
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Is "my dog misses me" a valid reason to take a leave of absence from work?
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I’ll take nicknames for “Richard,” for $200, Alex.
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I'm not saying you should scare him. Just show him a little glimpse of crazy every now and then to keep him in line.
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i’m no financial expert, but it looks to me like they’re organizing a hedge fund
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young people simply don't appreciate the luxury of having plenty of energy but choosing to be lazy anyway
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taylor swift should write a song about someone heating up fish in the microwave at work.
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Can’t stop laughing.. 😂
Americans like to point out that Canadians buy milk in bags, but the truth is only part of Canada uses milk bags. How did bagged milk start in the country? Let's learn more! The story of milk bags in Canada begins in the 1960s. At the time, milk came in glass bottles primarily.…
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