T-Rob @atwistedtiara
A neon abnormal synthesizer hippy basshead empath raving rolling gypsy Baltimore, Maryland Joined July 2012-
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Is celery the last thing you smell before you die? Because I smell lots and lots of celery.
I’ll come over, watch your Netflix and eat all your snacks. For a small fee.
McDonald’s Sprite hit different. Don’t try to act like y’all don’t know what I’m talking about.
Getting my period two months in a row…what kind of sorcery is this?!
I’m sweating. Next comes irritability. I’m not going to make it y’all. I’m taping out. #dramatic
Nothing worse than when go to wash clothes and someone else already has their clothes in the washing machine. Nothing! Fight me!
Found a hair braiding place in Hanover. Now do I really want to pay $80 for 2 braids?
Eclipse thinks she’s hiding and we can’t see her.
I lost my unicorn. If you find it please stop doing drugs.
Fell asleep for about 30 minutes. Now I’m back up stalking the cats.
Do men’s ears actually work or they just for show?
Forget about guns and forget ammunition. ‘Cause I'm killing them all on my own little mission.
Y'all blame anything on zodiac signs. So you behind on ya bills cause you a Libra? 😂😂😂😂
I hate when people say take it one day at a time. What else I'ma do? Skip Wednesday?
Those Arnold Palmer Lite Half&Half go down faster than the Cowboys hopes of going to the Super Bowl.
Went downstairs to eat dinner, came back up and saw Pixels sleeping in a funny position. I called her name but she didn’t move. I touched her and moved her a bit but she wouldn’t move. Finally she looked up at me with those beautiful green eyes like “What the fuck do you want?!”
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@atwistedtiara I used to get the depo shot every 3 months (gets rid of the 🩸 & endo)
@atwistedtiara I don’t drink sprite, so I got no clue. I’ll take your word for it.
@atwistedtiara I made mine. brewed up some tea and had lemonade concentrate
@atwistedtiara @mgreer423 For me it's Columbian dark roast with frothed milk.
@atwistedtiara Don't start a fucking new series without me I'm kick your ass!!! I got some really great pita chips, and garlic hummus going on help yourself.
@atwistedtiara It's God's gift. Your not pregnant! Also, you bleed for 7 days and don't die.. You're a fucking wizard..
@atwistedtiara Me too, for that matter.. We're like unicorns only easier to catch
Kane teaching Gizmo how to kitty cat
@atwistedtiara Shit... I'll just go asking people who's clothes are in the dryer....... Unless I'm at someone else's house......then it starts getting sketchy. 🤣
I lost my unicorn. If you find it please stop doing drugs.