LL Gabagool Jay @JayTorch1031

404 Error - Bio Not Found to be Funny or Interesting Enough twitter.com/search/from:@J… Joined September 2009

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Jason Voorhees @JasonVoorheesIM

3 hours ago

My emotional range.... Which are you today? #Horrorfam

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LL Gabagool Jay @JayTorch1031

3 hours ago

Least Mode >>> Beast Mode

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MURF @Actual1Murf

4 hours ago

At the end of the day, remind yourself that you did the best you could today, and that is good enough…forward always

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LL Gabagool Jay @JayTorch1031

16 hours ago

Sitting here pretending to eat peach cobbler because someone told me to fake it until I make it

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✨✨ @EVA24011

17 hours ago

I’m at the age now that a friend with benefits means that special someone that can drive at night.

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Lance Said This @Lance_Said_This

23 hours ago

I think my problem may be that I'm both a "perfectionist" and "not very good."

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Tyler @BalloonFlavour

20 hours ago

I’ve always fantasized about working at a pizza place but I know in my heart I don’t have the cognitive ability to fold the boxes

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Danny @Mardigroan

2 days ago

Can't. Still writing down my payment confirmation number.

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Veruca's Alt @AltVeruca

24 hours ago

I'm not looking as thug now that the gap in my eyebrow from over trimming it filled in.

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LL Gabagool Jay @JayTorch1031

21 hours ago

Who needs a teardrop tattoo when you can have the real thing

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Syrup Tishus @Syrup_Tishus

22 hours ago

Being in the 90th percentile for weight isn't as impressive at 46 as it is at 18 months.

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LL Gabagool Jay @JayTorch1031

23 hours ago

I deserve an Academy Award for that performance I just gave to my neighbor

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LL Gabagool Jay @JayTorch1031

24 hours ago

Once you stop fighting over the number of throw pillows, the relationship is unsalvageable

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LL Gabagool Jay @JayTorch1031

a day ago

We all have our summer bodies. It’s just that summer better than others.

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The Daily Jaws @thedailyjaws

a day ago

Happy #Chewsday, chums!

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Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56

a day ago

My wife was complaining that I never buy her flowers. I didn't know she sold flowers.

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MURF @Actual1Murf

a day ago

You know who's going through a lot right now? Literally everyone. Just be kind….it costs $0.00 to be a decent human being

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MURF @Actual1Murf

a day ago

On the days you only have 40%, and you give 40%, you gave 100%….hard days never bad days. Stay the course

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Marissa 💚💛 @michimama75

a day ago

Eventually, the trash takes itself out. Except this morning. I had to roll it to the curb this morning.

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LL Gabagool Jay @JayTorch1031

2 days ago

I’d eat $5 rotisserie T-Rex from Costco too

PETA @peta

11 months ago

I’d eat $5 rotisserie T-Rex from Costco too

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred

17K Followers 6K Following Not A. Doctor, M.D.

Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix

43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv

Crac⚡ked @a_simpl_man

26K Followers 9K Following moved to blue skies

Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK

9K Followers 5K Following This is a page of silly and fun, don't take it seriously. my fav tweets - https://t.co/gmfzikX1Fh

Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfK

@itssherifield @itssherifield

13K Followers 1K Following Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfK

Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV

NurseBrianRN @rn_murse

19K Followers 826 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing

Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric

27K Followers 9K Following Gen X Superhero. Old people jokes for my old people followers. 90’s Kid Alumni. #cheeseburgers

meghan @deloisivete

20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below

Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat

61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo

Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire

75K Followers 2K Following Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish

.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin

55K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •

Blue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue

18K Followers 4K Following Sarcasm and Anxiety. I love dad jokes and mom bods.

Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy

25K Followers 7K Following Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph

McDad @mcdadstuff

9K Followers 2K Following I like dad jokes and I cannot lie. https://t.co/bbtLUiYKKg Find more of my tweets here ⬇️

natalayhehoo @highprobably1

38K Followers 3K Following This is not the profile you’re looking for. Gemini and Vol for life. Taken not stirred.

Granite Man 🏴󠁧�.. @GraniteDhuine

18K Followers 5K Following The unacceptable face of Scottish Twitter. Whisky drinker, kilt wearer, sweary AF.

Matty @bestestname

13K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.

The B. @anerdonfire2

37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno

God First 🙏 🧳Account Manager Foreign Exchange Trader 🌍 Online Assistant 👩‍💻 💎Positive Influencer Successfull Payouts 💰 📥 Ask Me “HOW” 🚀

Susan Patrick❄️ @susanpatrick007

793 Followers 7K Following God First 🙏 🧳Account Manager Foreign Exchange Trader 🌍 Online Assistant 👩‍💻 💎Positive Influencer Successfull Payouts 💰 📥 Ask Me “HOW” 🚀

Matthew Hlubny @one_lub

79 Followers 1K Following Keepin it realistic.

Painful Puns @PainfulPunz

97K Followers 96K Following Painful Puns. Funny Jokes, Silly Riddles, Punny Word Play, Groaner Puns, Cheesy Humor, Ouch! Plus RTs that hurt even worse.

Hollie Harris @allholls

533 Followers 182 Following Writer. Mom. Storyteller. #GenXer. And apparently the person in charge of what's for dinner until the end of time.

Lived thru decades of USA striving for progress toward more perfect union. Optimistic, Married 🌈 LGBTQ #BLM #RESIST #SaveDemocracy #Educate (F-word 4 Emphasis)

Sheri Is American Ant.. @IhlerSheri

10K Followers 11K Following Lived thru decades of USA striving for progress toward more perfect union. Optimistic, Married 🌈 LGBTQ #BLM #RESIST #SaveDemocracy #Educate (F-word 4 Emphasis)

Dean Abbott @dean_hdabbott

277 Followers 111 Following Disappointing folks since 1952.....

SCMcGee Never Give Up.. @McGee06708992

4K Followers 8K Following A child of God. Faith in God is solid as a rock.Promise to share smiles, laughter, words of hope, inspiration, encouragement, support, and truth. NO DM's

Democracy preservationist. Suicide survivor. Fight with facts and show how dangerous the right has become. Loves dogs! 🐕

Ann Charlton @aec08

859 Followers 2K Following Democracy preservationist. Suicide survivor. Fight with facts and show how dangerous the right has become. Loves dogs! 🐕

HaramBae @sarah__rahman

21 Followers 290 Following menace to society • illiterate • part-time basket weaver

Mary🌊 @Mary50005

3K Followers 3K Following 💙 🌊Happily Married. Love Animals. Knowledge is Power. I share tweets. No DM

Building new acct bc my hateful sisters who I’ve been nc for 20 years found me. Formerly (@ marg0214) 💙 #Biden2024 #Resist 💙 #VOTEBlue #FresnoState

Marg-makin’ GA Blue.. @10levelfusion

2K Followers 2K Following Building new acct bc my hateful sisters who I’ve been nc for 20 years found me. Formerly (@ marg0214) 💙 #Biden2024 #Resist 💙 #VOTEBlue #FresnoState

#Resister. #TrumpforPrison #LGBT 🏳️‍🌈 #IstandwithUkraine. #Connectblue #AbuseSurvior #WomensRights. Homeschool teacher. Putin and Netanyahu NEED to go

Drew Webb @archeryfan93

49K Followers 50K Following #Resister. #TrumpforPrison #LGBT 🏳️‍🌈 #IstandwithUkraine. #Connectblue #AbuseSurvior #WomensRights. Homeschool teacher. Putin and Netanyahu NEED to go

Liberal Democrat, Expat in Germany, Opera Diva, Mom & wife, #BidenHarris
#VotingRights #GetVaxxed
#BLM #LGBTQ #GunControl #StandWithUkraine🇺🇦💙💛No DMs!

Kathryn Montgomery-Me.. @KathrynMeissne2

12K Followers 9K Following Liberal Democrat, Expat in Germany, Opera Diva, Mom & wife, #BidenHarris #VotingRights #GetVaxxed #BLM #LGBTQ #GunControl #StandWithUkraine🇺🇦💙💛No DMs!

. @Violentwhiplash

6 Followers 30 Following An ordinary person

Jessi 💫 @its_jessi_grace

66K Followers 13K Following I don't wanna brag, but I made someone smile today ♥ Please dm for credit or removal | No other dms please #KindnessMatters

Ember•FREE PALESTIN.. @EmberExplores

598 Followers 3K Following Métis • books • animals • music • healing • PTSD • OCD • ADHD • anxious af • self-love/care ✨🔮🙌🏻 🐈‍⬛

I’m not a comedian, but I joke a lot. I steal the good jokes. Bad jokes are mine. https://t.co/vuTppu9Ipm Resist. NO DMS. https://t.co/NYnPEaUuzV🌊🌊

mariana Z @mariana057

110K Followers 38K Following I’m not a comedian, but I joke a lot. I steal the good jokes. Bad jokes are mine. https://t.co/vuTppu9Ipm Resist. NO DMS. https://t.co/NYnPEaUuzV🌊🌊

#Resister. #NAFOCatsDivision, #SlavaUkraini. Ex-Republican, proud Democrat. #SemperFi. #TheLounge #ThankYouTG #Beekeeper #BLM, #LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈(he/him) 🚫 MAGA

Jason (Mo, Giz Mo fel.. @GizmosSpace

19K Followers 19K Following #Resister. #NAFOCatsDivision, #SlavaUkraini. Ex-Republican, proud Democrat. #SemperFi. #TheLounge #ThankYouTG #Beekeeper #BLM, #LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈(he/him) 🚫 MAGA

Elon Musk Tweet @elonrmuskxtweet

5 Followers 745 Following

garyyyyy @gcopel

1K Followers 1K Following yes? who’s there? no DMs!

Kimber Depp™© @truegemini13

7K Followers 6K Following uniquE, esoteric, eclectic; and a decent vocabulary...tho' redundant. #teamgemini #teamlight 21+ NO DM's!!!! Profile picture is 10 yrs old!

A_Dream_Now_A_Nightma.. @Da1LoNelyStOneR

2K Followers 2K Following Healing yourself can be offensive to people who used to benefit from your brokenness. 💫💗

Angela Parchomenko @AngelaParchome1

6 Followers 153 Following

Ray V. @Ray_Velsaquez

454 Followers 2K Following My talking points are high-end, VIP, exclusive. Views are my own. Follow me on IG: rav0039

human @mxmlstic

250 Followers 5K Following not sure how to do this at all

Nicole Marie @NicoleCrest302

2K Followers 3K Following Mother, Teacher, Big Fan of St. Theresa ❤️❤️❤️🌹🌹🌹

Ben Waymark @ben_waymark

57 Followers 165 Following I am a CTO who focuses on innovation (particularly AI/ML), strategic planning and change management.

Sue Connelly-Colizza @SueCon71

82 Followers 555 Following

Cameron Boyd @cmbyd

115 Followers 313 Following Natural redhead.

BlueDream @58bugeye

Micheal paratore @paratore2058

172 Followers 4K Following No hookups happily married and wealth is all I generate

Refugia Conveniencia @RefugiaC74898

83 Followers 5K Following

Mistress_Merry_Daniel.. @DaniellaMe1744

199 Followers 2K Following I love taking control, and towering over you. I am a naturally beautiful giantess goddess that requires worshipping.

🌳Rose ✨🌟 @rose50644

101 Followers 167 Following I hope we can have make a good friendship.

@Apps Deals 2024 @Digital_Deals21

2K Followers 3K Following Welcome to check top #best #Digital #Apps #AI #Software #Deals #CAssets #Graphics #WPplugins #WordPress #Themes #Hosting #ResellerHosting #Domains #SSL #Sarver

Kimberly Green @GreenKimbe36533

0 Followers 5 Following

♡ Eve ♡ @evecullen610

29K Followers 9K Following gently, touch me with your words (my tweets...my words)© •she/her• #oneforever

Benny Boop☘️💋�.. @Bernadette10197

886 Followers 1K Following though she be but little she is fierce #BillsMafia 💙❤️ #BuffaloSabres 💙💛Choose🕊🖤 Ride🌊2024#Biden/Harris EndDV💜

Purple fish in a brown pond.GenX. UNC Jour/Ad. Progressive.Lots to say and some people like it. I have questions! Followed by Jack E. Smith, Mystery Solvent

ElizabethWingfield �.. @QuirkyGrrrl

10K Followers 11K Following Purple fish in a brown pond.GenX. UNC Jour/Ad. Progressive.Lots to say and some people like it. I have questions! Followed by Jack E. Smith, Mystery Solvent

s8ntjn @s8ntjn

142 Followers 146 Following i don’t fuck with fascists

Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred

17K Followers 6K Following Not A. Doctor, M.D.

Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix

43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv

SneezingWithWetMascar.. @WetMascara

20K Followers 2K Following Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: https://t.co/90HdOEinlH Recent Tweets in Link Below.

PieGuy @ilovepie84

30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK

Crac⚡ked @a_simpl_man

26K Followers 9K Following moved to blue skies

Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK

9K Followers 5K Following This is a page of silly and fun, don't take it seriously. my fav tweets - https://t.co/gmfzikX1Fh

@itssherifield @itssherifield

13K Followers 1K Following Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfK

Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV

NurseBrianRN @rn_murse

19K Followers 826 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing

S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut.. @_indica_sky

45K Followers 2K Following

Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric

27K Followers 9K Following Gen X Superhero. Old people jokes for my old people followers. 90’s Kid Alumni. #cheeseburgers

meghan @deloisivete

20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below

Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat

61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo

Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire

75K Followers 2K Following Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish

.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin

55K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •

Blue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue

18K Followers 4K Following Sarcasm and Anxiety. I love dad jokes and mom bods.

Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy

25K Followers 7K Following Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph

McDad @mcdadstuff

9K Followers 2K Following I like dad jokes and I cannot lie. https://t.co/bbtLUiYKKg Find more of my tweets here ⬇️

natalayhehoo @highprobably1

38K Followers 3K Following This is not the profile you’re looking for. Gemini and Vol for life. Taken not stirred.

Painful Puns @PainfulPunz

97K Followers 96K Following Painful Puns. Funny Jokes, Silly Riddles, Punny Word Play, Groaner Puns, Cheesy Humor, Ouch! Plus RTs that hurt even worse.

THEadmiral25 😏 @thorne900

208 Followers 60 Following Daisy's mom 🐈 / 💘 / sarcasm is a must 😁 /#HenryCavill 😍

garyyyyy @gcopel

1K Followers 1K Following yes? who’s there? no DMs!

Nika Muhl @MuhlNika

23K Followers 103 Following Croatian basketball player 💕🇭🇷 Uconn wbb #10 Pressure is privilege

Benny Boop☘️💋�.. @Bernadette10197

886 Followers 1K Following though she be but little she is fierce #BillsMafia 💙❤️ #BuffaloSabres 💙💛Choose🕊🖤 Ride🌊2024#Biden/Harris EndDV💜

erika @yeeeerika

4K Followers 3K Following sr art director. experimental artist. analog synthesizers are cool!! chaotic good. she/her.

♡ Eve ♡ @evecullen610

29K Followers 9K Following gently, touch me with your words (my tweets...my words)© •she/her• #oneforever

BroonsTheBoxcarDrifte.. @ChefCurmudgeony

1K Followers 1K Following out there somewhere, park spooning.

David Hookstead @dhookstead

36K Followers 279 Following You can find me watching college football. King of Wisconsin Badgers athletics. Gunslinger at @Outkick.

A social media experience from Horror Director @acejordanfilm 🎥 featuring Halloween, Haunted Attractions & the Paranormal 👻

Creepy AF @CreepyAFShow

7K Followers 6K Following A social media experience from Horror Director @acejordanfilm 🎥 featuring Halloween, Haunted Attractions & the Paranormal 👻

spooky szn @thespookygirll

9K Followers 6 Following lover of spooky season and thriller books 💀🎃🍂

Dancer
Teacher
Advanced & Recurrent Cancer Survivor
Pelvic Exenteration
Climbing a mountain
Team @bowelsofstmarks
📍 London - Devon

Natalie Woodward @NatsWoodward

12K Followers 3K Following Dancer Teacher Advanced & Recurrent Cancer Survivor Pelvic Exenteration Climbing a mountain Team @bowelsofstmarks 📍 London - Devon

Stone Cold Jane Auste.. @AbbyHiggs

12K Followers 4K Following Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus @VICE🖖

weekend twitr @WeekendTwitr

6K Followers 4K Following IG: harumph__harumph TikTok: weekendtok BlueSky: https://t.co/IpjX65yadF

My therapist says I'm funny.

| writer, ish | artist, kind of | musician, wannabe | accidental murder hobo on @CritStupid | #billsmafia | she/her | 🌊

Dianna 💜🦕 @diannasaurusr3x

Cody LaGrow @CodyLaGrow

3K Followers 4K Following National Correspondent @scrippsnews. Past @windycitylive, @GMA. Once got a detention for "disruptive laughter." Cornfed Missouri Boy. He/Him.

Lindsay @lins1013

57 Followers 517 Following It’s the simple things. Find me at the rink 🥍🏒 or in the sun ☀️ 👟 If you take me on a road trip there will be 🎤🥁🎸

Meghan @meghann_23

2K Followers 1K Following Lover of all things baseball #LGM ⚾️ Constant Reader 📚 Horror Movies 👻 Gluten-Free🧘🏼‍♀️ I can still make the whole place shimmer 🫶🏻

I'm not perfect, but parts of me are incredible! Trying not to let this world destroy my big soft heart. Unsure about DMs. Might chat, might not!

Adrianne Joy @CassidyAdrianne

4K Followers 2K Following I'm not perfect, but parts of me are incredible! Trying not to let this world destroy my big soft heart. Unsure about DMs. Might chat, might not!

90s bitch, toddler mom, Master of History. tweets are endorsements of your humor and intellect, or acknowledgement of your lack thereof.

Jax ⚡️Philosopher.. @Diamond_Jax

7K Followers 4K Following 90s bitch, toddler mom, Master of History. tweets are endorsements of your humor and intellect, or acknowledgement of your lack thereof.

T-Rob @atwistedtiara

5K Followers 4K Following A neon abnormal synthesizer hippy basshead empath raving rolling gypsy

Satan @s8n

2.7M Followers 115 Following Not evil just misunderstood.

‘FOR MATURE AUDIENCES’ ICE T Leader of BODYCOUNT & The FINAL LEVEL TWITTER GANG.#FLTG Author,MC & Actor @ICET on Instagram Oh yeah..I got a couple a GRAMMYS 💎

ICE T @FINALLEVEL

1.9M Followers 2K Following ‘FOR MATURE AUDIENCES’ ICE T Leader of BODYCOUNT & The FINAL LEVEL TWITTER GANG.#FLTG Author,MC & Actor @ICET on Instagram Oh yeah..I got a couple a GRAMMYS 💎

LisaVig🌛♓ @maloneli22

3K Followers 3K Following Sling cards 🪄wine 🥂 & sarcasm and I don't pronounce my R's

🇨🇦🏒Canadian .. @CanadianBeave13

41K Followers 7K Following Might get drunk and take down the Christmas tree. 💙 🏒🦕🦖 #LeafsForever

erica @ericanextdooor

10K Followers 9K Following making parlays & petting strays • 𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞

writer, amateur artist, nerd, zombie hunter, mostly Irish, Crystal Gem, Feminist, Resister. I love anime, books, archeology, art, music, SSDGM! Sí/í/legion

🖤 shikabane hime �.. @Cassibanecakes

1K Followers 3K Following writer, amateur artist, nerd, zombie hunter, mostly Irish, Crystal Gem, Feminist, Resister. I love anime, books, archeology, art, music, SSDGM! Sí/í/legion

@Mass_StNIL Athlete NIL: Dan@MassStrategies.com

KJ Adams @kj_atx

10K Followers 134 Following @Mass_StNIL Athlete NIL: [email protected]

Health | Fitness | Gy.. @musclemadnez

142K Followers 14 Following Daily Health nd Fitness Tips | DM to Boost Your Brand 🚀

✨V✨ @coolauntV

13K Followers 1K Following writer, comedian, actress, astronaut • please laugh i have anxiety • original content

Kevin Keatts @CoachKeattsNCSU

31K Followers 213 Following Head Coach NC State Basketball

Patiently waiting for my procrastination to reach critical mass. ADD quilter. Eater of broken cookies. Loves to read, just not instruction manuals. No DMs.

Grandma Gone Rogue @Qltr

1K Followers 1K Following Patiently waiting for my procrastination to reach critical mass. ADD quilter. Eater of broken cookies. Loves to read, just not instruction manuals. No DMs.

Sam @333666bbb

7K Followers 7K Following A quiet man with the loudest fucking mind. 2nd account @3366bb

democrat. teacher. dog lover. coffee lover. book lover. yarn lover. candle lover. pumpkin lover. nap lover. soup lover. plant lover. obama lover. peace.

joycoffee @joypcoffee

20K Followers 19K Following democrat. teacher. dog lover. coffee lover. book lover. yarn lover. candle lover. pumpkin lover. nap lover. soup lover. plant lover. obama lover. peace.

Cali @calidaysay

3K Followers 2K Following Blessed are the curious, for they shall have adventures. 🏝⚓️✈️☀️ Rarely check my DM’s. Happily taken. 🩷

Yesterday Girl🎈 @yesterdaygirly

6K Followers 3K Following it’s actually a pretty crazy story…🎈https://t.co/dWN6bNBeyY

Flaneur. Majestic unicorn. Oxford Comma Appreciator. Science geek. Here for parenting solidarity, new gin recommendations, and an occasional fan girl moment.

Red @ginger_z_snap

87 Followers 156 Following Flaneur. Majestic unicorn. Oxford Comma Appreciator. Science geek. Here for parenting solidarity, new gin recommendations, and an occasional fan girl moment.

The most powerful pop culture podcast ever created. Official 80s expert. The #1 authority on pop culture and hyperbole. Podcast available everywhere.

Amazing Pop Culture P.. @AmazingPopPod

27K Followers 13K Following The most powerful pop culture podcast ever created. Official 80s expert. The #1 authority on pop culture and hyperbole. Podcast available everywhere.

mark @TheCatWhisprer

49K Followers 2K Following Nobody wrote 'stay cool' in my yearbook, the only signer was my math teacher Mr. Johansson and he just wrote 'Mr. Johansson'

The Original Kendal @KendalPeters11

683 Followers 2K Following From Brighton!

🫸🏻Mike🫷🏻 @persnickety102

487 Followers 1K Following Navy vet. Father of 2. Humbled. Bengals fan. Music snob. ♋️ Still searching for my path. Dog lover.

Helen Bach @andshewasgone1

5K Followers 1K Following I've been to...

Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE

9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious

Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas

6K Followers 5K Following "I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"

🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Wicked progressive disabled ex law Pig 🐽 All Things Fungi 🐖 DMs = INVITE ONLY 🐽

Notorious P.I.G. (You.. @ANotoriousPIG

3K Followers 5K Following 🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Wicked progressive disabled ex law Pig 🐽 All Things Fungi 🐖 DMs = INVITE ONLY 🐽

anti yuck. anti hate. not the sharpest tool. sapiosexual. no DMs means no DMs. Len- go read Precious Amber. observations are my own.

Paige ✨ @paigeypaisley

1K Followers 1K Following anti yuck. anti hate. not the sharpest tool. sapiosexual. no DMs means no DMs. Len- go read Precious Amber. observations are my own.

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Chace Chambers @ChamberofFit

88K Followers 824 Following I help high achievers transform their body & optimize their health | Personal Trainer to Coach through building on X | Tweets to upgrade your health & fitness

SomeoneYouDontKnow @justwritewhatev

6K Followers 2K Following Founding member of the OG Bad Mom’s Club

nice things I say to myself @meantomyself

20 minutes ago

Don't drink and drive should probably extend to all beverages because every time I have run up on a curb it was because I was trying not to spill a liquid

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#OTD in 1981, Steve Miner’s “Friday the 13th Part 2”, my personal favorite entry of the franchise, was released in theaters. What are your thoughts on this film and where does it rank among the other films for you? #HorrorCommunity

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J🍩ey Bag 🍩f D🍩nuts 🍩 @joeybagovdonuts

2 hours ago

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Cumberdick Benderbatch @CumberdickB

8 hours ago

This salad had better calm the fuck down

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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler

34 minutes ago

Engagement farmers be like… “Ketchup isn’t available. What are you adding to this?” Then they post this picture…

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Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet

10 hours ago

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour Godzilla?"

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ЩΣПDӨᄂYПП  @wendeeluvz

49 minutes ago

𓂀 ЩIᄃKΣD ЩIƬᄃΉ ЩΣDПΣƧDΛY 𓂀

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GoofySouthpaw @goofysouthpaw

2 hours ago

It warms my heart when I see an account with 24,000+ followers and their tweets also get 37 likes.

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KattsDogma @KattsDogma

3 months ago

verily, ‘tis hammer time

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H0W_THlNGS_W0RK @HowThingsWork_

5 hours ago

How a camera's capture rate changes due to the amount of light being let into the camera 📷

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H0W_THlNGS_W0RK @HowThingsWork_

a hour ago

He's done this before.... Efficient 🫡

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Michael Myers @MichaelMyersIM

47 minutes ago

Power stance! #Halloween

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Bro-bi Wan Kenobi @x_nozzy_x

3 hours ago

@joeybagovdonuts Elvis just crop dusted the hall, peanut butter and banana sandwiches will do that to ya

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Gemma 💫☕️ @gemc888

7 hours ago

I don’t know if I regret the things I’ve done or not done more

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Steph @stephboone

40 minutes ago

Y'all, if I don't take melatonin in the morning, then I can stand up while I work. A whole new world has opened up.

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suszanna with a z @SuszannaZ

a hour ago

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@itssherifield @itssherifield

a hour ago

It’s so cute how every night I put my kids to bed and sit down like I think I can relax now.

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Annie Way @Anniewritess

57 minutes ago

There's a woman I worry doesn't like me, and so I awkwardly overcompensate and I just gave her a weird thumbs up. There's no telling what I'll do tomorrow. Salute? Finger guns?