Scott Millen @TheScottMillen
Besetting the Righteous Man's path on all sides. Hakuna yo mama. twitter.com/search?q=From:… Omaha, NE Joined December 2014-
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I once found a deflated "Get Well Soon" balloon in a graveyard and there's never been anything more representative of the human condition.
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This goober is 1 year old today! Happy Birthday, Ellie! ❤️🐾❤️🐾❤️
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If you ever wonder if I’m like my mom, she got excited & just texted me 10 pictures of a beautiful moth that she saw on her porch screen (so that would be yes.)
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Keto for dinner bc Trina acted big back all week🥴
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5 age-appropriate things women over 40 should wear: 1. Whatever 2. The 3. Fuck 4. She 5. Wants.
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Every day I’m thankful that my wife has terrible taste in men.
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Hello, I’m 47 and I used “your” instead of “you’re” in a tweet six months ago and I’m still thinking about it.
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My 6yo just told me I don't 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 coffee, I 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 coffee, so that's it, he's out of the will
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I don't understand why so many conservatives are defending that lady who shot her dog. If a democratic candidate had done it, I would condemn it.
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How is she leading a discussion in dismantling what she helped create
How is she leading a discussion in dismantling what she helped create
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Do yall ever feel like people have misconceptions of you? For me…All. The. Time. So I’ve developed a natural habit of over explaining and needlessly apologizing for doing…nothing Yall??
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I wish I was a chainsaw. #SeviervilleSpeaksOut
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Two feet and two legs wrapped without injury, but all I can taste is DMSO. If you know, you know.
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James Dean had this beautiful quote, "𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺" and I liked it a lot until I remembered he was a 24 year old movie star when he died and was probably dumb as hell
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John Wick as a child 😂
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For most of my life we didn't even have fortune cookies, they were for rich people. I think I've eaten 5 in my life. Got lots of Dad jokes out of Christmas Crackers though.
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I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death
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Say what you want about virtual meetings but there are few things more liberating than attending a recruitment interview naked from the waist down.
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i understand that my body can't digest corn or whatever. that's fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us
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Hello, I’m 47 and I used “your” instead of “you’re” in a tweet six months ago and I’m still thinking about it.
My 6yo just told me I don't 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 coffee, I 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 coffee, so that's it, he's out of the will
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How is she leading a discussion in dismantling what she helped create
Oprah Winfrey is off the board of WeightWatchers — but she’s teaming with the company to host “Making The Shift: A New Way to Think About Weight” on May 9. Led by Winfrey, the discussion will "help us dismantle the current diet culture." variety.com/2024/digital/n…
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