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Some important updates: The new chairman of The Onion is @jeffiel. He will continue to run Global Tetrahedron, as he has since its founding in 1634. @leilaclaire Brillson, former exec of the communist app TikTok and current Flaming Hydra writer, is our Chief Marketing Officer.…
Alright, the news is out. Yes, I bought The Onion. Why? 1/4
Of Course Extrovert Wants Open-Casket Funeral: ow.ly/JLg750Rnvbt
Life is healing.
What's your retirement plan?
The problem with connecting light rail to Bellevue isn't that it will help people avoid the experience of driving to Bellevue, it's that riders will still be going to Bellevue.
The problem with connecting light rail to Bellevue isn't that it will help people avoid the experience of driving to Bellevue, it's that riders will still be going to Bellevue.
“I’m an apex predator! I should be stalking the grasslands while my prey trembles before me, but here I am stripped of my dignity on a leash like a common terrier. Human, I wish to return to my quarters now—the ducks have noticed my leash and are laughing at me.”
“I’m an apex predator! I should be stalking the grasslands while my prey trembles before me, but here I am stripped of my dignity on a leash like a common terrier. Human, I wish to return to my quarters now—the ducks have noticed my leash and are laughing at me.”
Cat on Leash as Weirded Out by This as You Are: tinyurl.com/yck9ksf4
Are we allowed to call her a Republican yet
Seattle hasn't registered a homicide in more than a month.
Seattle hasn't registered a homicide in more than a month.
I want to be very clear that any time you read something with my name that makes you go "wait what" and it's happening in Seattle, you're dealing with bizarro Sara Nelson
I want to be very clear that any time you read something with my name that makes you go "wait what" and it's happening in Seattle, you're dealing with bizarro Sara Nelson
‘You're My Muse,' Says Man Who Is Going to Steal All Your Ideas and Pass Them Off as His Own: ow.ly/TOPm50Ros7U
As Sound Transit prepares to open the East Link light rail line in Bellevue and Redmond this weekend without a connection to Seattle due to construction complications, today Seattle public transit fan Julian Han was reportedly forced to act like that was incredibly unfortunate.
As Sound Transit prepares to open the East Link light rail line in Bellevue and Redmond this weekend without a connection to Seattle due to construction complications, today Seattle public transit fan Julian Han was reportedly forced to act like that was incredibly unfortunate.
Same Man Recommends Cool New Ice Cream Called “Mochi”
Same Man Recommends Cool New Ice Cream Called “Mochi” https://t.co/CfPNVqiKZc
Seattle Public Transit Fan Forced to Act Like They Wish Light Rail Already Connected to Bellevue: tinyurl.com/mry9pc8x
You have to make fun of this city in order to stay remotely sane in it. I mean look at this shit. 😂😭
You have to make fun of this city in order to stay remotely sane in it. I mean look at this shit. 😂😭
This is funny. Then you read about what PayPal did to people and it’s not. amp.theguardian.com/technology/202…
This is funny. Then you read about what PayPal did to people and it’s not. amp.theguardian.com/technology/202…
UPDATE: SDOT says they removed the whole mural in a "two-step process" because the City didn't know what kind of paint JVP used so they had to schedule specialized equipment so that harmful substances do not get into storm drains leading to Puget Sound.
UPDATE: SDOT says they removed the whole mural in a "two-step process" because the City didn't know what kind of paint JVP used so they had to schedule specialized equipment so that harmful substances do not get into storm drains leading to Puget Sound.
The Needling @TheNeedling
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Erica C. Barnett eric.. @ericacbarnett
33K Followers 5K Following Author of Quitter: A Memoir of Drinking, Relapse, and Recovery (https://t.co/1epX5SkX9h or https://t.co/8shaGQlnkT), Editor, PubliCola. [email protected]
David Kroman @KromanDavid
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push the needle @pushtheneedle
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DivestSPD @DivestSPD
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Will Austin @willaustinphoto
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Sandeep Kaushik @skaushik100
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Joe Kainz @joekainz
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Erica C. Barnett eric.. @ericacbarnett
33K Followers 5K Following Author of Quitter: A Memoir of Drinking, Relapse, and Recovery (https://t.co/1epX5SkX9h or https://t.co/8shaGQlnkT), Editor, PubliCola. [email protected]
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David Kroman @KromanDavid
13K Followers 2K Following City Hall reporter for @SeattleTimes | Send tips to: [email protected] | Formerly @Crosscut | Sorry for the baseball tweets.
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The Urbanist @UrbanistOrg
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jseattle @jseattle
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Brett Hamil @BrettHamil
14K Followers 2K Following Joketellers Union at the Clockout / cartoons @soseaemerald / friend of @BurlDirkman / “The city’s premier political comic” -Seattle Weekly
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Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg
7K Followers 265 Following “a ploy to troll the sane” @thestranger | @realchange @crosscut @thedaily
Greg Spotts @Spottnik
8K Followers 5K Following 🚶♀️ 🚴 🚌 🛴 🚊 personal account sharing my exploration of Seattle and other cities with emphasis on streets and urban design retweet ≠ endorsement
push the needle @pushtheneedle
33K Followers 1K Following the closer we are physically, the closer we are socially.
Qagggy! @Qagggy
30K Followers 512 Following Board: @sngreenways. Opinions my own. Safe, sustainable, equitable, healthy cities. @dongho_chang superfan. (he/him) https://t.co/NpY2fiIrk7
Governor Jay Inslee @GovInslee
372K Followers 737 Following Governor of Washington. Tweets on innovation, jobs, education, clean energy & my grandkids. Building a WA that works for everyone.
Shaun Scott 🌹🤝 @eyesonthestorm
15K Followers 5K Following Candidate, 43rd L.D. Washington State House of Reps @Scott43LD • Policy, @povertyactionwa • Author, "Heartbreak City" • OrganizeWithShaun@gmail • 🥊❤️
DivestSPD @DivestSPD
11K Followers 438 Following Seattle's grassroots police watchdog. Got a good tip about a bad cop? DM us. Sustain our work with a monthly donation at https://t.co/6vE1PffA5b
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Jeff Lawson @jeffiel
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William Vaillancourt @12WCV
3K Followers 3K Following serious words in @theprogressive @monthly @thedailybeast @rollingstone etc. serious words arranged humorously elsewhere...
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4K Followers 2K Following Hd of strategy @uranium3o8; Principal @AskGorman | Media & rep mgmt for Web3 and finance | ❤️ @GvGissela & 🐙 | all opinions mine, airports are my safe space ✈️
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2K Followers 4K Following Writers’ assistant at @JimmyKimmelLive // comedy in @Reductress @McSweeneys & more // past: writer at @GMA & @People // @Harvard 2018
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Push/Pull Seattle @PushPullSeattle
568 Followers 472 Following Push/Pull is hard to describe but easy to love. We're an art, comix, zine & supply store, learning center, studio space, and so much more. OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK!
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120 Followers 51 Following Let's turn the Seattle city-owned "Jackson" Park 18-hole golf course into a truly free public green space!
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2K Followers 1K Following Politics, schmolitics. Not an ideologue, so I really shouldn’t be on Twitter.
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Sera Gamble @serathegamble
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Dominic Gates @dominicgates
20K Followers 10 Following Born in Northern Ireland. Taught math 13 years. Moved to Seattle in '92. Seattle Times aerospace reporter since 2003. Won 2020 Pulitzer for 737 MAX coverage.
Nik Theorin @NikTheorin
147 Followers 436 Following Screenwriter. Has opinions. I currently write for @SomethingsAwryP & @HardDriveMag. He/Him
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Justine Cotter @JustineCotter
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Tim Haywood @shallowpond
120 Followers 367 Following Husband and father of daughters, graphic designer by trade. I also spend a little time writing and a lot of time thinking about writing. #writingcommunitySome important updates: The new chairman of The Onion is @jeffiel. He will continue to run Global Tetrahedron, as he has since its founding in 1634. @leilaclaire Brillson, former exec of the communist app TikTok and current Flaming Hydra writer, is our Chief Marketing Officer.…
Alright, the news is out. Yes, I bought The Onion. Why? 1/4
"The Internet sucks, and it’s time we made it better."
The Onion is an institution, a national treasure, and we need it. But its success is based on something different than most media companies. The Onion has been stifled, along with most of the Internet, by byzantine cookie dialogs, paywalls, bizarro belly fat ads, and clickbait…
I promise. But if you don’t give us the dollar before going to sleep tonight you will turn into a cow slot machine in your dreams and you’ll never wake up and if you do wake up you’ll be a cow slot machine in real life.
@jeffiel I’ll give you a dollar, just please. God. Make the cow slot machines go away.
Cute! This Couple’s Anniversary Post Lists All the Times They Should Have Broken Up: ow.ly/MHr150Rnv5h
Of Course Extrovert Wants Open-Casket Funeral: ow.ly/JLg750Rnvbt
@aliciainedmonds You know I’ll be there!
*looks over at @LukeDistelhorst*
Seattle Public Transit Fan Forced to Act Like They Wish Light Rail Already Connected to Bellevue: tinyurl.com/mry9pc8x
All of them still afraid of Tacoma. Good.
As Sound Transit prepares to open the East Link light rail line in Bellevue and Redmond this weekend without a connection to Seattle due to construction complications, today Seattle public transit fan Julian Han was reportedly forced to act like that was incredibly unfortunate.
“I’m an apex predator! I should be stalking the grasslands while my prey trembles before me, but here I am stripped of my dignity on a leash like a common terrier. Human, I wish to return to my quarters now—the ducks have noticed my leash and are laughing at me.”
Cat on Leash as Weirded Out by This as You Are: tinyurl.com/yck9ksf4
Following a jaunt around Green Lake, local cat Meowntgomery Sinclair confirmed that they were just as weirded out about being seen on a leash as you were.
Cat on Leash as Weirded Out by This as You Are: tinyurl.com/yck9ksf4
The problem with connecting light rail to Bellevue isn't that it will help people avoid the experience of driving to Bellevue, it's that riders will still be going to Bellevue.
Seattle Public Transit Fan Forced to Act Like They Wish Light Rail Already Connected to Bellevue: tinyurl.com/mry9pc8x
Will the National Guard investigate Seattle’s traffickers + rapists @CMSaraNelson? There’s a violent human trafficker who’s been reported but @SeattlePD can’t be bothered because he’s known to be litigious, has lots of guns and exclusively harms women this city doesn’t care about
Sara Nelson agrees that we should call out the National Guard to address crime in Seattle.
Are we allowed to call her a Republican yet
Sara Nelson agrees that we should call out the National Guard to address crime in Seattle.
This is alarming.
Sara Nelson agrees that we should call out the National Guard to address crime in Seattle.
BRUH WHAT
Sara Nelson agrees that we should call out the National Guard to address crime in Seattle.
She is completely unhinged.
Sara Nelson agrees that we should call out the National Guard to address crime in Seattle.
This woman is completely unhinged and is going to get people killed.
Sara Nelson agrees that we should call out the National Guard to address crime in Seattle.
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