The Needling @TheNeedling
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Stinky wasn't weirded out at all. She was never planning to eat me in my sleep or anything.
Stinky wasn't weirded out at all. She was never planning to eat me in my sleep or anything. https://t.co/leiYQDPoUT
*looks over at @LukeDistelhorst*
As Sound Transit prepares to open the East Link light rail line in Bellevue and Redmond this weekend without a connection to Seattle due to construction delays, today Seattle public transit fan Julian Han was reportedly forced to act like that was incredibly unfortunate.
Cat on Leash as Weirded Out by This as You Are: tinyurl.com/yck9ksf4
“I’m an apex predator! I should be stalking the grasslands while my prey trembles before me, but here I am stripped of my dignity on a leash like a common terrier. Human, I wish to return to my quarters now—the ducks have noticed my leash and are laughing at me.”
“I’m an apex predator! I should be stalking the grasslands while my prey trembles before me, but here I am stripped of my dignity on a leash like a common terrier. Human, I wish to return to my quarters now—the ducks have noticed my leash and are laughing at me.”
All of them still afraid of Tacoma. Good.
As Sound Transit prepares to open the East Link light rail line in Bellevue and Redmond this weekend without a connection to Seattle due to construction complications, today Seattle public transit fan Julian Han was reportedly forced to act like that was incredibly unfortunate.
As Sound Transit prepares to open the East Link light rail line in Bellevue and Redmond this weekend without a connection to Seattle due to construction complications, today Seattle public transit fan Julian Han was reportedly forced to act like that was incredibly unfortunate.
The problem with connecting light rail to Bellevue isn't that it will help people avoid the experience of driving to Bellevue, it's that riders will still be going to Bellevue.
The problem with connecting light rail to Bellevue isn't that it will help people avoid the experience of driving to Bellevue, it's that riders will still be going to Bellevue.
To be honest, I'm seriously looking forward to the day when I can get to Redmond without driving, though.
To be honest, I'm seriously looking forward to the day when I can get to Redmond without driving, though.
Same Man Recommends Cool New Ice Cream Called “Mochi”
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I worry that we didn’t consider the dangerous numbers of snooty Bellevue residents this will bring in to our city. Capitol Hill is already full of them, and it’s really dragging the vibe down. Haha just kidding, they wouldn’t be caught dead on a train.
I worry that we didn’t consider the dangerous numbers of snooty Bellevue residents this will bring in to our city. Capitol Hill is already full of them, and it’s really dragging the vibe down. Haha just kidding, they wouldn’t be caught dead on a train.
Seattle Public Transit Fan Forced to Act Like They Wish Light Rail Already Connected to Bellevue: tinyurl.com/mry9pc8x
Life is healing.
This is funny. Then you read about what PayPal did to people and it’s not. amp.theguardian.com/technology/202…
This is funny. Then you read about what PayPal did to people and it’s not. amp.theguardian.com/technology/202…
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Stinky wasn't weirded out at all. She was never planning to eat me in my sleep or anything.
Cat on Leash as Weirded Out by This as You Are: tinyurl.com/yck9ksf4
@IanPaulFreeley @TheNeedling In a few hundred years
@aliciainedmonds You know I’ll be there!
Bob Kettle says Seattle has the best police force in the nation. Talks about living in Baghdad, Iraq.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Ha.
Bob Kettle says Seattle has the best police force in the nation. Talks about living in Baghdad, Iraq.
*looks over at @LukeDistelhorst*
Seattle Public Transit Fan Forced to Act Like They Wish Light Rail Already Connected to Bellevue: tinyurl.com/mry9pc8x
.@JoeBiden why do you not want to win the election?
“I know we’ve done nothing to stop funding the murder of innocent Palestinians,” the great american centrist declares, “but some of the chants on college campuses made a few people I don’t know feel unsafe and that must be addressed before anything else!”
The mayor and council members including Maritza Rivera and Sara Nelson are trying to keep city and gig workers' wages low (to improve the city's cost of living somehow???). They should instead focus on what's *really* making Seattle expensive, housing. thestranger.com/labor/2024/04/…
Yesterday was likely the wettest April 25 on record in Seattle, but … the automated rain gauge malfunctioned. So nothing counts ☹️
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@TheNeedling Yeah, I guess that's a bummer. Hey, do you know when Ballard will get a line?
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All of them still afraid of Tacoma. Good.
As Sound Transit prepares to open the East Link light rail line in Bellevue and Redmond this weekend without a connection to Seattle due to construction complications, today Seattle public transit fan Julian Han was reportedly forced to act like that was incredibly unfortunate.
The problem with connecting light rail to Bellevue isn't that it will help people avoid the experience of driving to Bellevue, it's that riders will still be going to Bellevue.
Seattle Public Transit Fan Forced to Act Like They Wish Light Rail Already Connected to Bellevue: tinyurl.com/mry9pc8x
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Seattle is full of beautiful historic buildings — where am I? This is two historic buildings connected by an atrium w/ceiling-to floor windows & street lamps. It feels like you’re standing outside on the atrium.
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I want to be very clear that any time you read something with my name that makes you go "wait what" and it's happening in Seattle, you're dealing with bizarro Sara Nelson
I want to be very clear that any time you read something with my name that makes you go "wait what" and it's happening in Seattle, you're dealing with bizarro Sara Nelson
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