Emily Zauzmer @EmilyZauzmer
Writers’ assistant at @JimmyKimmelLive // comedy in @Reductress @McSweeneys & more // past: writer at @GMA & @People // @Harvard 2018 Los Angeles, CA Joined January 2015-
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Wow! Woman Shares More of Her Recent @Reductress Headlines
Wow! Woman Shares Recent @Reductress Headlines
Anatomy of a Ball! Delighted to work on the 96th Oscars with the amazing @JimmyKimmelLive team.
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presenting: Woman Who Doesn’t Follow Sports Attends a Super Bowl Party
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Happy Groundhog Day! Here’s a story about Punxsutawney Phil’s balls and me!
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I wrote this headline in the awkward 47-year period where I'm too young to write a memoir and too old to play Webkinz
I wrote this headline in the awkward 47-year period where I'm too young to write a memoir and too old to play Webkinz
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Wow! Woman Shares More of Her Recent @Reductress Headlines
Hahaha bangers all of them
Wow! Woman Shares More of Her Recent @Reductress Headlines
@EmilyZauzmer @Reductress the car repair had me squealing “this me 😭”
my latest headline for reductress 👴🏼👶🏼😘✨
Why I Stopped Dating Guys My Age and Started Dating Guys Who Were Born as Old Men and Are Aging in Reverse: ow.ly/VPNt50R6YGt
Thank you so much for coming to my child’s birthday party. As a symbol of my gratitude, here is a small bag of plastic crap I didn’t want to buy and you don’t want to take home.
“Hey ladies, care to hear some old SCTV or Monty Python sketches I’ve nerdily memorized?”
If y’all ain’t start drinking and smoking until y’all was grown, what was y’all doing in high school?!
@EmilyZauzmer Writers aren’t supposed to look this glamorous, you are setting an impossible standard for the rest of us.
@EmilyZauzmer @JimmyKimmelLive How cool. The belle of the ball!
@EmilyZauzmer @JimmyKimmelLive GO YOU GO YOUUU
@EmilyZauzmer @JimmyKimmelLive That’s amazing! Thank you for allowing me to be within 6 degrees of separation from Jimmy Kimmel!!
So proud of my daughter @EmilyZauzmer!
Anatomy of a Ball! Delighted to work on the 96th Oscars with the amazing @JimmyKimmelLive team.
So proud of my sister @EmilyZauzmer, who was a writers' assistant for the Oscars this year!
Anatomy of a Ball! Delighted to work on the 96th Oscars with the amazing @JimmyKimmelLive team.
Always proud of my husband! ❤️
Global commerce and policy graduate Carter N. Coudriet is taking his newfound knowledge back to the @CommerceGov, where he works as an export compliance specialist in the Bureau of Industry and Security. Read about Carter’s Schar School experience below. schar.gmu.edu/news/2023-12/g…
@EmilyZauzmer perfect headlines perfect writer
I’m tickled pink — or in this case lime — to share exciting book news: My new children’s book, DOWN WITH LIME BOOKS!, will be published in 2025! Thanks so much to my fantastic agent Kristina Sutton @FocusedArtists and wonderful publisher Familius!