Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas
IG: @ arieldumaspubicaccount - Head Writer and Supervising Producer for @colbertlateshow instagram.com/arieldumaspubi… Joined January 2012-
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I love that Kristi Noem's entire defense is just naming other animals she killed. In two days, she's going to be like "Listen, I invented the penguin-guillotine and I'm goddamn proud of it."
I love that Kristi Noem's entire defense is just naming other animals she killed. In two days, she's going to be like "Listen, I invented the penguin-guillotine and I'm goddamn proud of it."
This is what scares me the most about the current Entertainment Landscape. When only a certain type of person can afford to make television and film, only a certain type of television and film gets made.
This is what scares me the most about the current Entertainment Landscape. When only a certain type of person can afford to make television and film, only a certain type of television and film gets made.
three tickets to challengers please
loved this movie
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start. https://t.co/gICODi9YD5
At the Supreme Court, lawyers debate how many organs a woman has to lose before she can be allowed an abortion to save her life. At the New York court of appeals, lawyers declare that if a man raped too many women some of them have to shut up about it, out of fairness to him.
Get in losers, we're gonna bust some corset myths. A🧵 Myth 1: not necessarily in so many words but visual! In the gif below we see a woman self-cinching a corset with, apparently, no chemise underneath (to protect the corset from sweat and to protect the skin from chafing)...
Get in losers, we're gonna bust some corset myths. A🧵 Myth 1: not necessarily in so many words but visual! In the gif below we see a woman self-cinching a corset with, apparently, no chemise underneath (to protect the corset from sweat and to protect the skin from chafing)... https://t.co/xI9Ieb4MN5
I love u, Blood Horse.
Thirty. Billion. Dollars. Every. Year. hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…
Just finished my rewatch of STATION 11, and it’s not like I didn’t know this already, but it’s just so clearly the best thing that’s been on TV in forever. They never made ‘em like this. Certainly not anymore. (This is what I wrote back then.) slate.com/culture/2022/1…
me: what should i dooooo nyt cooking: beany leeky greens with greeky rampy beans
Woman Refuses to Throw Out Old Makeup Just in Case She Needs Eye Infection One Day: ow.ly/zVov50RlEaR
Delta Burke gave me her first interview in decade & it was so vulnerable and wildly profound. Then every headline about it missed the point. I hope true Delta Burke fans will listen to her actual interview it’s INCREDIBLE and the meth thing has so much nuance my god
Hi, real character designer here. Outside of the blatant theft happening here, what you don’t understand is how designing characters works. You lack the foundational knowledge to know what is appealing and what isn’t.
Hi, real character designer here. Outside of the blatant theft happening here, what you don’t understand is how designing characters works. You lack the foundational knowledge to know what is appealing and what isn’t.
The way the audience screamed! She got ‘em so good. Also me.
The way the audience screamed! She got ‘em so good. Also me.
Twitter do your thing
For years I have been completely obsessed with this guy in the green pants and purple striped shirt. He’s gotta be the dance captain or something. As the kids say, he did NOT need to go this hard. He shows up at about 1:44.
For years I have been completely obsessed with this guy in the green pants and purple striped shirt. He’s gotta be the dance captain or something. As the kids say, he did NOT need to go this hard. He shows up at about 1:44. https://t.co/mYpjnYGeKS
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
106K Followers 6K Following Comedian / Emmy-Nominated & WGA Award-Winning Writer / Seen on After Midnight, Conan, Corden / NYT Best Selling Author / "Cis Woke Grief Sl*t" out now.
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
45K Followers 2K Following husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
Maris Kreizman @mariskreizman
81K Followers 5K Following I run The Maris Review! author of I Want To Burn This Place Down, 2025 or so from @eccobooks
Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel
47K Followers 1K Following Writer -- Single Parents, President Show, New Girl, Kroll Show, Workaholics. On Bluesky with the same handle.
danielle weisberg for.. @danielleweisber
32K Followers 970 Following award-nominated tv writer, nap slut, the best goddamn dancer in the American Ballet Academy | she/her | [email protected]
Caissie @Caissie
68K Followers 7K Following TV Jokes! FORMER Letterman/Rosie/BWE w/@pftompkins/Watch What Happens Live! w/@Andy Cohen, Busy Tonight! YA novelist, author @debenham's girl. She/her
Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1
108K Followers 3K Following Comedian & Writer. Living the auntiecore life. The book I wrote is called GRAND. Come see my new solo show: GOING UP
Jill Twiss @jilltwiss
24K Followers 1K Following Writing for @AmberMRuffin, @LastWeekTonight. Author of Marlon Bundo & The Someone New. https://t.co/adAZeQdoC5
Christine Nangle @nanglish
54K Followers 1K Following I have a dog who is my baby and I have a baby who is my child.
Mike Scollins @mikescollins
34K Followers 1K Following From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/Him
Brian Stack @BrianStack153
53K Followers 3K Following Writer, @ColbertLateShow Formerly at "Conan". @TheSecondCity Other stuff. @IUBloomington @UWMadison
Asher Perlman @asherperlman
28K Followers 2K Following Writer at The Late Show ⚔️ Cartoonist at The New Yorker ⚔️ Performer at wherever tickets are sold
John Levenstein @johnlevenstein
32K Followers 949 Following Arrested Development, Baskets, Kroll Show, Portlandia, Silicon Valley, and Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein
Jenny Hagel @jennyhagel
37K Followers 863 Following Writer, Late Night with Seth Meyers. EP/Head Writer, The Amber Ruffin Show. The corniest person you know.
Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller
84K Followers 2K Following Comedian / complainer. ALBUMS: Pasta, Good for Her. SPECIAL: Ice Thickeners. PODCAST: @jeopardypodcast. TV WRITING: Great North, Barry, Search Party, +. she/her
Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz
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Jason A. Qua @ragazzacciorock
234 Followers 2K Following I’m basically a poor-man’s Clark Griswold Jr.
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317 Followers 2K Following I am finally tuning in to the frequencies of the universe instead of blocking them out. The time of fear is gone. It is now the time of Love and Healing.
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The Gay Swami @thegay.. @TheGaySwami
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Picks @Picks386106
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Al Ranso @AlRanso
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JD Whit1 @JoyceDWhite1
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88 Followers 172 Following Professional Account Of Screenwriter Markus McLaughlin Current Projects : #WritingToGillian, #DRProgress
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Tom Grogan @thomasgrogan6
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Jack Newbold @JNewbold65
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Mr.Hotel @MrHotells
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
106K Followers 6K Following Comedian / Emmy-Nominated & WGA Award-Winning Writer / Seen on After Midnight, Conan, Corden / NYT Best Selling Author / "Cis Woke Grief Sl*t" out now.
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
45K Followers 2K Following husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
Maris Kreizman @mariskreizman
81K Followers 5K Following I run The Maris Review! author of I Want To Burn This Place Down, 2025 or so from @eccobooks
Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel
47K Followers 1K Following Writer -- Single Parents, President Show, New Girl, Kroll Show, Workaholics. On Bluesky with the same handle.
danielle weisberg for.. @danielleweisber
32K Followers 970 Following award-nominated tv writer, nap slut, the best goddamn dancer in the American Ballet Academy | she/her | [email protected]
Caissie @Caissie
68K Followers 7K Following TV Jokes! FORMER Letterman/Rosie/BWE w/@pftompkins/Watch What Happens Live! w/@Andy Cohen, Busy Tonight! YA novelist, author @debenham's girl. She/her
Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1
108K Followers 3K Following Comedian & Writer. Living the auntiecore life. The book I wrote is called GRAND. Come see my new solo show: GOING UP
Jill Twiss @jilltwiss
24K Followers 1K Following Writing for @AmberMRuffin, @LastWeekTonight. Author of Marlon Bundo & The Someone New. https://t.co/adAZeQdoC5
Christine Nangle @nanglish
54K Followers 1K Following I have a dog who is my baby and I have a baby who is my child.
Mike Scollins @mikescollins
34K Followers 1K Following From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/Him
Brian Stack @BrianStack153
53K Followers 3K Following Writer, @ColbertLateShow Formerly at "Conan". @TheSecondCity Other stuff. @IUBloomington @UWMadison
Asher Perlman @asherperlman
28K Followers 2K Following Writer at The Late Show ⚔️ Cartoonist at The New Yorker ⚔️ Performer at wherever tickets are sold
John Levenstein @johnlevenstein
32K Followers 949 Following Arrested Development, Baskets, Kroll Show, Portlandia, Silicon Valley, and Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein
Jenny Hagel @jennyhagel
37K Followers 863 Following Writer, Late Night with Seth Meyers. EP/Head Writer, The Amber Ruffin Show. The corniest person you know.
Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller
84K Followers 2K Following Comedian / complainer. ALBUMS: Pasta, Good for Her. SPECIAL: Ice Thickeners. PODCAST: @jeopardypodcast. TV WRITING: Great North, Barry, Search Party, +. she/her
Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz
45K Followers 3K Following Comedian. Writer. Mets fan. SOLAR OPPOSITES (Hulu), CLOSE ENOUGH, Norm MacDonald Live and other shows.
reb @rebmasel
28K Followers 268 Following J.D./Attorney/@rebmasel on TikTok/“the chick who reads court transcripts?”/host of @rebuttalpod❤️🔥 B/I: [email protected]
Emily Zauzmer @EmilyZauzmer
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Andy “Brak & other .. @amerrill2
24K Followers 700 Following I am Brak. Shut up. I am. I like food and watching TV. I’m so much fun, I make myself puke. I have a 57-year old bladder. I share too much about myself.
Tyler McBrien @TylerMcBrien
25K Followers 2K Following Managing Editor, @lawfare. Writing in @washingtonpost, @TheAtlantic, @Slate, @LAReviewofBooks, @ForeignPolicy, @MotherJones, and more.
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Pierre Bernard Jr @pbdotman
2K Followers 153 Following I am a graphic designer/ illustrator/surface designer. I love comics, collecting toys & drawing circles. Also, Stargate SG1 rules!
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1.8M Followers 425 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
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1.4M Followers 2K Following The V&A is a family of museums dedicated to the power of creativity.
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64K Followers 112 Following Live-tweeting as a reporter embedded in history. Follow 1920s life! Curated by @MannyMarotta. Companion to @50YearsAgoLive and @25YearsAgoLive. DM for contact.
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Cory Doctorow NONCONS.. @doctorow
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Em- Nature Nurture�.. @nnaturenurture
35K Followers 925 Following (she/her) Embroidery Artist, fantasy & folklore lover, dreaming of becoming a local legend bog witch.
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Dave Holstein @yodaveholstein
7K Followers 2K Following Screenwriter and showrunner: INSIDE OUT 2, Showtime's KIDDING. Proud WEEDS alum.
Carrie Preston @carriepreston
125K Followers 945 Following ELSBETH on @CBS and @paramountplus! Emmy award winning actor. Mother of Chumley the dog. @elsbethcbs @truebloodhbo @thegoodfight @clawstnt
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22K Followers 422 Following It's me, Mike Reiss! 4x Emmy Award-Winning writer & producer for @TheSimpsons.
Al Jean @AlJean
62K Followers 121 Following Writer/EP the Simpsons 1989-Present Co-Creator the Critic Producer It’s Garry Shandling’s Show
That Week In SNL @ThatWeekInSNL
11K Followers 429 Following A podcast exploring old episodes of SNL and other sketch shows, analyzing the bizarre pop culture ephemera that surrounds them for fun and amusement.
Rob Wilder @RobWilder
2K Followers 1K Following Founder Think Food Group/José AndrésGroup, FoodTech Angels, & WineGame, Chairman World Central Kitchen— food & wine lover, entrepreneur, cook, husband and dad!
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2.3M Followers 3K Following We’re the museum looking deeper into the Earth’s past to shape a new future where both people and planet thrive. Protecting the planet, it’s in our nature. 🌍
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11K Followers 659 Following Frasier farceur, Author of the novels Blue Heaven and My Lucky Star, Playwright, TV Writer, and Creator/Lyricist of Everybody Rise! A Resistance Cabaret
Keith Gessen @keithgessen
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every single time i use my oven my i remember that story of the girl being over at a guy’s house and him baking something for her and saving “i hate this part” before sticking his bare hands in to pull it out
Im often uncomfortable talking about this part bc it can sound calculating, but I knew that if I wanted to have better interactions and be a better friend, I had to learn how to be a friend from First Principles! My attitude was how do I make this person feel comfortable with me
it’s the dryly delivered dunk that doesn’t stop cutting that mesmerizes me with these threads.
I disagree that you dress like Cary Grant. In this thread, I will list some of the ways in which your dress differs and why such important details matter. 🧵
may joan didion move you to really really live in the world today
The year is 2017, you just paid $9.99 for a month of unlimited movies. You watch the LEGO Batman Movie 3 days in a row. You have no idea how any of this is sustainable, but you don’t question it. Life is good.
“I put the ‘gerrrr’ in ‘’Challengers,’ baby!”
“Three tickets to CHALLENGERS please”
I disagree that you dress like Cary Grant. In this thread, I will list some of the ways in which your dress differs and why such important details matter. 🧵
Do I need to have some suits like the ones on the left made? I dress like the guy on the right already but the first guy has a lot more style.
ugh love this queen…
I disagree that you dress like Cary Grant. In this thread, I will list some of the ways in which your dress differs and why such important details matter. 🧵
No one is suggesting they could fight a bear. They're saying bears don't pretend they're not bears. Bears don't rape women. People believe victims were attacked by bears. We don't shame people for being afraid of bears. And when a bear attacks a person, we euthanize it.
I think people need to realize that a sufficiently motivated bear is just as likely to kill you as a human, it weighs twice what you do and has knives for hands, and you might be in its territory without ever knowing
I love that Kristi Noem's entire defense is just naming other animals she killed. In two days, she's going to be like "Listen, I invented the penguin-guillotine and I'm goddamn proud of it."
Watch these two top comedians at the #WHCD tonight! Now! Soon!
I'm aware of a crash in the recent patch. It happens if NPC's make it to the island resort changing rooms. Working on an emergency fix ASAP. In the meantime, turn off the resort if you have it, or wait for the patch, it should be out within an hour. Thank you
three tickets to wicked part one please
three tickets to see kingdom of the planet of the apes please
This grant is for writers over 50. Look at the image.
This is what scares me the most about the current Entertainment Landscape. When only a certain type of person can afford to make television and film, only a certain type of television and film gets made.
The piece of the @dbessner's "death of Hollywood" article that I think hasn't gotten enough attention is the observation that despite the recent-ish attempts to promote diversity in writer's rooms, poor and working class writers have been entirely left out. (Short 🧵, probably)
The diet coke
The oysters. The diet coke. The way he drinks so it don't spill. That me right there
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