Ian Goldstein @iangoldsteinyes
Writer/Producer (comedy, podcasts, crohns!) When I die I'd like to be claymated. @newyorker, @mcsweeneys, @vulture, @byrdiebeauty. ianscottgoldstein at gmail ianscottgoldstein.com Brooklyn Joined October 2011-
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Ian Goldstein retweeted
Weird. Between mass shootings at schools and hospitals refusing to treat fatal pregnancy issues, I’d think that way more people would be excited to have kids
Weird. Between mass shootings at schools and hospitals refusing to treat fatal pregnancy issues, I’d think that way more people would be excited to have kids
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Ian Goldstein retweeted
i want you to know that you should sign up for every class action settlement you ever get an email about because why did i just get one that was over $1k when i thought it would be like $1
Ian Goldstein retweeted
.@billieeilish tells Rolling Stone how she decompresses. “I read the Tweets of Joey Garcia. His mix of cutting edge/subversive humor and biting satire is so interesting to me. It doesn’t hurt that he’s attractive in a very masculine way.” Interview: rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…
This is the most accurate Your Mom joke ever
Ian Goldstein retweeted
Jan Hooks would turn 67 today. She was brilliant and I think about this Grantland piece about her from 2015 a lot. grantland.com/features/jan-h…
any day now! Me and the family are excited
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Scrum Master.
Ian Goldstein retweeted
If you’re a real chef, this is the only garlic you’d ever use.
Ian Goldstein retweeted
Sure, we all made fun of the Cybertruck’s awful design. But maybe you’ll change your mind when you learn it’s also a lethal disaster on the inside
Sure, we all made fun of the Cybertruck’s awful design. But maybe you’ll change your mind when you learn it’s also a lethal disaster on the inside
Ian Goldstein retweeted
Remember when they deleted that movie?
Remember when they deleted that movie?
Ian Goldstein retweeted
Just get laughs dummy
Ian Goldstein retweeted
America’s Next Top Therapist 📺 Featuring Mary Bess Pritchett, @iangoldsteinyes, Andrei Alupului and @atopazamongmyje
Ian Goldstein retweeted
the idea that this song doesn't have lyrics now feels insane
the idea that this song doesn't have lyrics now feels insane
I feel like these companies posting on LinkedIn are just making up platforms
Ian Goldstein retweeted
OH BOTHER book event @greenlightbklyn! Come hang with the great @EmilyFlake and me as we talk books, drink FREE WINE, and whack a homemade piñata (What’s inside? Come see!) IN-STORE EVENT: Tuesday, May 7, 7:30 RSVP (free!) eventbrite.com/e/book-event-j…
I'm almost certain I just heard a woman tell her friend that her mother had "carrot surgery" last week.
Is this job paying $120 billion a year?
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14K Followers 4K Following My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand.
𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮.. @TimBarnes451
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james folta @JamesFolta
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20K Followers 953 Following new album out now! standup special & @comedycentral special both avail on youtube. used to do @clickhole/@onn. released 31 videos in a day, then 21 in a day
Sianna Lani @SiannaLani
301 Followers 808 Following Hawaii-based humor writer | @SlackjawHumor @PointsInCase @littleoldlady__ @UmMuddyWeird. Between mass shootings at schools and hospitals refusing to treat fatal pregnancy issues, I’d think that way more people would be excited to have kids
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This photo is just like America in that the longer you look at it the more it disturbs you.
to the company that sold me contacts that blinded a woman, you deserve this 🙏🏽
i want you to know that you should sign up for every class action settlement you ever get an email about because why did i just get one that was over $1k when i thought it would be like $1
Want to humble yourself? Try drinking from a wide-mouth canteen in a moving car
.@billieeilish tells Rolling Stone how she decompresses. “I read the Tweets of Joey Garcia. His mix of cutting edge/subversive humor and biting satire is so interesting to me. It doesn’t hurt that he’s attractive in a very masculine way.” Interview: rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…
cool screenshot from my new Polaroid camcorder. With video this crisp, there's no WAY I'll return it! Money well spent!
@skyler_higley @TheOnion typical of you to stab a hedge funder in the back.
Excited for @TheOnion to be officially sold and not working for the empty-headed clown of a CEO we had to work under. Here’s the reply he sent when he was told that I was leaving for a new job:
God damn you get home and scroll on twitter for an hour and it’s like damn everything is really bad
never forget the groundbreaking documentary that @ianabramson and i made about Black Twitter
The official trailer for “Black Twitter: A People’s History” is out. It will premiere on Hulu May 9:
Watched all 4 episodes of Conan’s new show “Conan O’Brien Must Go” yesterday and loved every one of ‘em. So hilarious and (I don’t care if it sounds corny) lots of heart in it too.
Had great fun working up this rave review of the excellent travel series Conan O'Brien Must Go, which I call sidesplitting evidence of life beyond late night TV. READ: loom.ly/3JcAbek
It’s easy to criticize Tesla, but at least owning one leaves your family with extra money for the funeral
Jan Hooks would turn 67 today. She was brilliant and I think about this Grantland piece about her from 2015 a lot. grantland.com/features/jan-h…
unfortunately this is an improv 101 class
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