glennis ❤️🔥 @theglennisshow
@theglennisshow wherever there are glennis shows | extremely relatable & pretty traumatized comedian linktr.ee/theglennisshow New York, USA Joined January 2021-
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I have to be the hottest girl in the waiting room while their stepmom gets gallbladder surgery for some reason
reminder that all crime is legal the first hot day of the year in nyc have fun kids!
never met a cat I didn’t like. obviously I’ve met cats who didn’t like me, but I respected their choice
New York feels mad whimsical rn which is a nice change from the usual mad
are you saying the tortured poets department is AUSCHWITZ
this car wants me dead
what is my grocery “budget”?? sorry that’s food which is essential and therefore free
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
the way men in their mid 30s and up post on their instagram story is so terrifying, so jarring, and so disruptive to form, we need a regulatory body stat
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“you need to step outside your comfort zone” i have $17 in my bank account
oops was randomly stunning in my living room
rewatching my own instagram stories is actually a crucial part of my writing process
glennis ❤️🔥 retweeted
In January I finally found a new therapist but they couldn’t get me in til April 23rd. Fine, I’ll thug through. Today they rescheduled the appt for June I think I’ll just respond to with this
always so crazy to see Save to PDF under the Print menu like girl what are YOU doing in here?!
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Running autism drills tonight
They’re all touching her lower back and offering her the worst tag you’ve ever heard
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Just found out about a random way to save money merp
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