seynique — detroit 5/16 & 5/17 @seynique
comedian. writer. podcaster. | she/her co-host of @everybodywspod & @wediefirstpod seyniquesmythecomedy @ https://t.co/NqCyCotNYi seysmythecomedy.com NYC Joined March 2013-
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Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
i’ve been carrying this old stale joint in my tote bag for a few years now that i won’t throw away just for the sake of having this old stale joint in my tote bag for a few years now that i won’t throw away just for the sake of having this old stale joint in my tote bag for a few
Omg @rihanna use your butt!!!
what if you saw me tell jokes in detroit? what then? planetant.com/dwcf
i should’ve known that i’d need to find a new therapist when she was taking down her braids during a session
the way i just flinched
“what horrors await me today?” she pondered aloud before entering the teams meeting
had a full on toddler style tantrum today, i recommend it
https://t.co/5uu7ffdKfA
Girthmaster strikes again
at the point of burnout where i’m fully just sandbagging from 9-5
praying for club chalamet
where’s the hospital for people who aren’t sick but still want to wear a gown with their butt hanging out the back and there’s community and personal growth?
yo why is this baby so cunty?
ok but she does but i’m ok with it because i have anxiety and like to know what’s coming next and she never fails me
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
i don’t really think this is a show where you need to “root” for someone in like the classic narrative tv sense?
your friend told you I'm the bad boy who can get you some weed, but actually I just have amnesia
ashley ray🍦ice cre.. @theashleyray
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i can be your long lo.. @PallaviGunalan
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Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle
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big honkin caboose @itsmegangraves
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Haley OC @MILFWEEED
66K Followers 856 Following i like doing comedy, acting, writing and educating about/ingesting weed
zach silberberg @zachsilberberg
53K Followers 4K Following tv in new york. no views my own. my birthday is this year
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
40K Followers 2K Following If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
niles @NILES100
39K Followers 2K Following movie star • @daveonfxx writer • watch my 2 comedy specials for free in that link below
Iris✨ @Jest_Iris
18K Followers 2K Following out of pocket bc my pants don't have any NYC Comedian Writer Gamer Jewish af IG: jest.iris | words in @Reductress & @HardDriveMag featured in @adweek
limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
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Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas
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charles entertainment.. @jmurffff
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Max Gross ☻ @maxgotjokes
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Anya Volz @AnyaVolz
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mar @itsmariannnna
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J @tomatoluvor
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Have A Drink With Me @hadwm
957 Followers 4K Following A comedy drinking show hosted by @imdielawn. Since 2015 🍻🎙 https://t.co/htDwobGjJL
Andrew Staples @AcStaples
661 Followers 4K Following Having all the fun that the National Capital Region can provide -- dans les deux langues officielles! Runner / Swimmer / Sometime biker. Modestly ENTP.
CoraRuan @CoraRuan369
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One Frequency United @1frequencyunite
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Wendy Sanchez @WendySa29955564
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Colin Parent @ColinParent
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Che @deborasantooo
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sexy sisters @sisters_se32815
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T.EugeneWilliams 🦅.. @TEugeneWilliams
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ashley ray🍦ice cre.. @theashleyray
64K Followers 3K Following tv writer/comedian/host of @tvisaypod. [email protected] reps: brillstein
i can be your long lo.. @PallaviGunalan
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Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle
76K Followers 673 Following writer/actor/ghoul • mgmt: 3arts • venmo: sydney-battle
big honkin caboose @itsmegangraves
72K Followers 980 Following comic, writer, certified hottie ❤️🔥 my debut comedy special Don’t Sleep With Comedians is out now on YouTube 💖 🪩✨
Haley OC @MILFWEEED
66K Followers 856 Following i like doing comedy, acting, writing and educating about/ingesting weed
zach silberberg @zachsilberberg
53K Followers 4K Following tv in new york. no views my own. my birthday is this year
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
40K Followers 2K Following If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
niles @NILES100
39K Followers 2K Following movie star • @daveonfxx writer • watch my 2 comedy specials for free in that link below
Iris✨ @Jest_Iris
18K Followers 2K Following out of pocket bc my pants don't have any NYC Comedian Writer Gamer Jewish af IG: jest.iris | words in @Reductress & @HardDriveMag featured in @adweek
limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
19K Followers 2K Following she/her. just a little snail girl trying to get by. @meatcats @reductress @cracked mgmt: [email protected]
Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas
14K Followers 4K Following My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand.
charles entertainment.. @jmurffff
19K Followers 1K Following
Max Gross ☻ @maxgotjokes
18K Followers 2K Following Headlines @Reductress, features @TheOnion. Words @Slate @Autostraddle and more. The nation’s foremost scholar on “And Just Like That.” He/him
Anya Volz @AnyaVolz
13K Followers 1K Following ☆•VALID•☆ 👂@bestmistakespod with @nikalomazzo 🧠 standup & queer night life 👀 top 1% 🧚 they/them https://t.co/hmEcvyKaf8
mar @itsmariannnna
20K Followers 512 Following part-time ceramicist, part-time funny person, full-time hottie! everything linked below 🫶🏼
moll-ad’dib @molllllusk
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bald ann "tennis" dow.. @ali_sivi
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Clare Martin @theclaremartin
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Bugs (like the bunny).. @bugsmaytrix
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#3 sisterwife but #1 .. @prettycritical
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Teklai @Teklai_
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shea 🍉 @justsheavassar
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That is Sasha Colby
It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!
damn that is sad
I think every generation feels like they have it tough, but this passage is a brutal reality for gen z.
some final thoughts before the discourse cycle latches onto something new: i’ve been writing and performing and creating things about my assault for about four years. i wrote, at length, about my assault for it’s 9th birthday back in november. open.substack.com/pub/daisytacke…
The groundhog that tells us summer is near:
@seynique If you're half as funny as you are on your horror movie podcast then I'm sure it'll be hilarious!
GO @justsheavassar !!!!!
Sundance Institute Announces Fellows For The 2024 Directors, Screenwriters, And Native Labs deadline.com/2024/04/sundan…
Crying + throwing up.
oh I have missed something I fear
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
this dude’s narration is like an instant antidepressant
What ____ _______ doing tonight?
‘CHALLENGERS’ releases in theaters today!
i hate to be That Girl but the T gonna eat y’all up every time :( sorry
Bisexuals we are back at the top of the LGBT power rankings where we belong 💪🏼
I genuinely do thing some aspects of social media are terrible for the televisual art form. Removed from context, a flattening of characterisation and also, yes her messiness was entertaining that was the point
Growing up is realising Carrie Bradshaw is truly horrible and Charlotte York is a true girl’s girl
Big was well off, kind of boring, corny in the way older men often are and wasn't ugly. He was perfect svgar daddy material. Carrie was just trying to turn a ho into a househusband
I know she means she dumped him but I hope he's still chasing that coin down the street to this very day
A coin fell out his pocket and he chased it, that was the last time he saw me 😕
was about to call racism for not including beyonce and then I remembered 😭
which is the best mv of 2024?
I wanna bring the ice cream truck to the students occupying University of Pittsburgh and give all the protesters free ice cream. I’m gunna have to talk to some of the organizers to make sure they’d be okay with it, BUT would yinz be willing to contribute a couple bucks?
no shade but y'all making fun of gays for dressing like this again is why the gay bar is an asos button-up hellscape. Let f*gs be fabulous again! Reject modernity! Embrace tackiness!
Imagine if Keith Moon’s kit was made up of people. Not such a good drummer now, is he?
A truly deranged opinion piece about Gaza protests out of the @nytimes that casts a father-daughter bonding moment as sinister and "not peaceful".
HAPPENING NOW: HUNDREDS OF JEWISH NEW YORKERS TAKE EASTERN PARKWAY RISKING ARREST ON THE SECOND NIGHT OF PASSOVER DEMANDING THE US GOVERNMENT TO STOP ARMING ISRAEL AND TO STOP FUNDING GENOCIDE.
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