riri🐀🍕 @raunchonpizza
ur cousin tony | @meatcats @wahomic dumpster at Chili’s Joined March 2014-
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in 2024 we got a justice x tame impala crossover so yeah, i’m thinking we’re back
what do we think of this
kind of obsessed with this bar that you can just order a bowl of pepperoni and ranch forn$6
I’m on last nights episode of @elsbethcbs !!! What a dream it was to play a Russian instagram model named Irina. Stream it on @paramountplus if you want :)❤️
lookin like the third hanks brother
lookin like the third hanks brother
talking about irina’s job and the ny obsession with film locales!! @raunchonpizza @Brittymigs
TOMORROW
when a dude goes platinum blonde it’s like… this is what fashion is all about
Was it worth it
the most mentally ill person you know is the most active in the group chat
i don’t know which girl needs to hear this but don’t forget to do your LED mask today
Standup about that time I really messed up in a bar bathroom
honestly what a time to be alive
i think we’re in it guys… the two weeks of spring before hot hellfire summer begins
Put this next to the Mona Lisa
PHEW good thing i only ate these 2-3x per week for 10 years of my life anyways does anyone else hear god calling them home
PHEW good thing i only ate these 2-3x per week for 10 years of my life anyways does anyone else hear god calling them home
sometimes buying yourself a little coffee is the only thing that stands between you and de*th
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[email protected].. @bb_apes
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💀 tttlllrrr 💀 (.. @_tlr_
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limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
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[email protected].. @bb_apes
26K Followers 1K Following I'd rather be controversial than boring. ☼♉︎ ☽♊︎ ↑♒︎ she/her✨ https://t.co/62hOm8EB7Y $100 DM fee $bbapes
glennis ❤️🔥 @theglennisshow
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big honkin caboose @itsmegangraves
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Iris✨ @Jest_Iris
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stoned cold fox @roastmalone_
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charles entertainment.. @jmurffff
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Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas
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seynique — detroit .. @seynique
11K Followers 1K Following comedian. writer. podcaster. | she/her co-host of @everybodywspod & @wediefirstpod seyniquesmythecomedy @ https://t.co/NqCyCotNYi
niles @NILES100
39K Followers 2K Following movie star • @daveonfxx writer • watch my 2 comedy specials for free in that link below
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
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Destiny Allegedly @DestinyHarHar
4K Followers 2K Following 28 she/her. Publicly unhinged for eternity ♉️☀️♌️🌙♊️⬆️
Max Gross ☻ @maxgotjokes
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Megan Amram @meganamram
1.0M Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
Elsbeth @elsbethcbs
259K Followers 158 Following The official account for #Elsbeth. Watch new episodes Thursdays 10/9c on @CBS and @paramountplus.
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Rowan Zeoli is a Rasc.. @RowanZeoli
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Dan Licata @danlicatasucks
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101K Followers 908 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
erica @ericanextdooor
10K Followers 9K Following making parlays & petting strays • 𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞
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IAN @MrIanLockwood
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Union Hall @UnionHallNY
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elliot @elliotwith1t
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gonna have the rioters dropping words like “lugubrious” and “urbane” when they’re debating the ethics of shitting on Nancy Pelosi’s desk
Aaron Sorkin is writing a movie about January 6. Described as a quasi-sequel to ‘The Social Network’ that follows the rise of misinformation-for-profit online that may have led to January 6. (Source: @MattBelloni)
I wish more OGs would reach back & embrace the youngins that deserve it. Cam Patterson's story way too common in Black Comedy. Also...how bad do you have to be at selling drugs that they ask you to resign? 🤣
shout out to all the older comics that told me a 21 year old kid at the time that just started comedy to quit bc I was more of a writer than I was a performer. they’ve all either quit, still do the same open mics they were doing in 2016, or have asked to open for me 😴
I wish more OGs would reach back & embrace the youngins that deserve it. Cam Patterson's story way too common in Black Comedy. Also...how bad do you have to be at selling drugs that they ask you to resign? 🤣
i hate how easy advertising works on me. the tv will just show me some chicken and i’ll be like “hmmm i think i want some chicken”
being charmed by @kenicemobley ✨
Excited for @TheOnion to be officially sold and not working for the empty-headed clown of a CEO we had to work under. Here’s the reply he sent when he was told that I was leaving for a new job:
2 Mississippi boys with sold out @NetflixIsAJoke headliner shows
look I told yall a handsome Mississippi nigga takeover was coming so sit back and enjoy it. go watch the vlog I dropped today from when @JayJurden was in LA
One year ago today I took this photo of @GeorgiaShenk and her chinchilla Violet 🥹
anxious attachment Beyonce: If I was a wormmmmmmmm…
kind of obsessed with this bar that you can just order a bowl of pepperoni and ranch forn$6
didn’t get invited to the 10 year reunion at the all girls boarding school where i got a bunch of this trauma
Wife accused me of stealing her élite moisturizer because I’ve been looking “way too dewy.” And guess what? She’s right. Stuff is a game changer that they’ve been hiding from us, boys.
My wife isn't going to divorce me for stealing some of her élite, $$$ moisturizer. That's not what marriage is about. She'll add it to the ledger of her petty resentments, which when balanced against mine, come out more or less even. *That's* what marriage is about.
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