Queen Kitten 👑 @ElaniKitten
girl comedian/ woman producer Washington, DC Joined September 2012-
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this cat embodies how I feel getting out of bed every morning:
It’s SO hard to find community when you’re black and atheist lol NIGGAS LOVE JESUS.
Anyway Seinfeld is totally right about his critiques on modern comedies. He actually did a really great interview on the topic over two decades ago. Google “Jerry Seinfeld seventeen” it’ll come right up
Blasphemous
I'm being so serious when I ask this: Wtf is wrong with some of y'all omg
I'm being so serious when I ask this: Wtf is wrong with some of y'all omg
Women who trust strange men are called stupid. By MEN. I don't want to hear about the bear thing anymore. 🙄 Men know they're the problem, they just don't want to take responsibility for it.
The secret to work life balance is generational wealth
There is nothing more beautiful than a happy woman who is full of life
Men think they’re rational because they’ve defined rationality as whatever benefits themselves
met someone new today and within an hour she asked me if my boobs are real why.
When I was in middle school and high school, boys took it very personally that they didn’t want to fuck me and never once tried to hide their feelings about it. Boys loved advertising how they felt about each and every girl sexually, loved picking apart the “flaws” they took…
When I was in middle school and high school, boys took it very personally that they didn’t want to fuck me and never once tried to hide their feelings about it. Boys loved advertising how they felt about each and every girl sexually, loved picking apart the “flaws” they took…
Day drinking is never a problem. It's the people who can't day drink and complain about it are the real issue
biden is trying to overcome his student loan debt controversy ahead of the election by just killing the students
Can men..and imma hold your hand when I say this…please, stop working for grocery delivery apps. I’d rather see you unemployed.
"there's no right time to have a child" so we agree...
if God was a woman I'd imagine she'd make fatherhood more miserable, not motherhood
11 cities. 20 shows. see you soon
Everyone seems so impressed with this girthmaster fellow. Well I’m the listeningtowomenmaster. How about that
big honkin caboose @itsmegangraves
72K Followers 981 Following comic, writer, certified hottie ❤️🔥 my debut comedy special Don’t Sleep With Comedians is out now on YouTube 💖 🪩✨
Haley OC @MILFWEEED
66K Followers 856 Following i like doing comedy, acting, writing and educating about/ingesting weed
cass city @HeavenlyGrandpa
27K Followers 869 Following i’m cassidy kulhanek i’m a comedian and my dad is very proud of me!
Iris✨ @Jest_Iris
18K Followers 2K Following out of pocket bc my pants don't have any NYC Comedian Writer Gamer Jewish af IG: jest.iris | words in @Reductress & @HardDriveMag featured in @adweek
seynique — detroit .. @seynique
11K Followers 1K Following comedian. writer. podcaster. | she/her co-host of @everybodywspod & @wediefirstpod seyniquesmythecomedy @ https://t.co/NqCyCotNYi
niles @NILES100
39K Followers 2K Following movie star • @daveonfxx writer • watch my 2 comedy specials for free in that link below
Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas
14K Followers 4K Following My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand.
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charles entertainment.. @jmurffff
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Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
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Max Gross ☻ @maxgotjokes
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glennis ❤️🔥 @theglennisshow
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mar @itsmariannnna
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Solidarity with Colum.. @OrangeFreddyG
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Anya Volz @AnyaVolz
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big honkin caboose @itsmegangraves
72K Followers 981 Following comic, writer, certified hottie ❤️🔥 my debut comedy special Don’t Sleep With Comedians is out now on YouTube 💖 🪩✨
Haley OC @MILFWEEED
66K Followers 856 Following i like doing comedy, acting, writing and educating about/ingesting weed
cass city @HeavenlyGrandpa
27K Followers 869 Following i’m cassidy kulhanek i’m a comedian and my dad is very proud of me!
Iris✨ @Jest_Iris
18K Followers 2K Following out of pocket bc my pants don't have any NYC Comedian Writer Gamer Jewish af IG: jest.iris | words in @Reductress & @HardDriveMag featured in @adweek
seynique — detroit .. @seynique
11K Followers 1K Following comedian. writer. podcaster. | she/her co-host of @everybodywspod & @wediefirstpod seyniquesmythecomedy @ https://t.co/NqCyCotNYi
niles @NILES100
39K Followers 2K Following movie star • @daveonfxx writer • watch my 2 comedy specials for free in that link below
Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas
14K Followers 4K Following My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand.
limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
19K Followers 2K Following she/her. just a little snail girl trying to get by. @meatcats @reductress @cracked mgmt: [email protected]
charles entertainment.. @jmurffff
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Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
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Max Gross ☻ @maxgotjokes
18K Followers 2K Following Headlines @Reductress, features @TheOnion. Words @Slate @Autostraddle and more. The nation’s foremost scholar on “And Just Like That.” He/him
glennis ❤️🔥 @theglennisshow
11K Followers 1K Following @theglennisshow wherever there are glennis shows | extremely relatable & pretty traumatized comedian
𝒦𝓎 @justky1018
32K Followers 880 Following funny n relatable socially-conscious hot chick ✨Black lives ALWAYS matter✨ insta: justky1018✨$30 DM Fee
mar @itsmariannnna
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Solidarity with Colum.. @OrangeFreddyG
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Anya Volz @AnyaVolz
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brooks sterritt @brksstrrtt
10K Followers 5K Following wrote a novel about the movies // @posterapod
mar (she/her) @gggnarla
510 Followers 1K Following I want people to have everything they need, I hope you do too. landscaping queer. blames bad qualities on a goblin that puppets me. act with love
ian karmel @IanKarmel
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Isobel A Hamilton @Hamilbug
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Gooood Milfical Morni.. @Lo_is_MEE
1K Followers 1K Following I have not yet begun to defile myself. Egregious misuse of commas. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏽⚖️ Anti-theist, feminist, fucking nightmare.
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Karma Karamel • PDX.. @LKaramelTreat
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@Eli_B_Again No, all men tell their daughters and sisters that men aren’t to be trusted
@hollowearthterf The worst part is the men insisting that they're harmless and you have nothing to fear from them would be the first to do something if they thought they would get away with it.
You tell women who are unrelated to you that men are nice because you want to fuck them, then you turn around and tell your sisters that men are demons filled with lust and bad intentions. It’s very obvious which one women should be listening to and it’s not the men who want to…
You can’t gaslight us into believing men are these innocent, respectful people when the very first people to tell women that men are not to be trusted are their own fathers, brothers, grandfathers, uncles, etc
Sorry guys but I’m not going to listen to men on Twitter telling me the vast majority of men are docile creatures who just want to be good people and fall in love, get married, and have babies. I’m going to listen to the men in my family who have a vested interest in my wellbeing…
Somebody tell Pusha I feel the same way.
Pro Tip: Don’t say disgusting shit about young girls if you don’t want someone like me to find out exactly how your friends and family are, where you live, where you work, etc. in all of five minutes. ❤️
GENIUS got the lyrics up RIGHT NOW, they had them writers translating like a sweat shop
when a coffeehead says something so morningsodaphobic that you gotta em with that 7 am dr pepper stare
megan thee stallion, future, metro, the weeknd, rick ross, and kendrick dissed you all within the span of like 3 months. you got threatened with a lawsuit by tupac’s estate. the other nigga that MAYBE could’ve been by your side apologized for his diss 😭😭😭 tough time for aubrey
AITA? I (21F) keep being told by my boyfriend (147 M) that I “breathe too much” and am beginning to speak when not told I am allowed to do so. The other day he got angry when I went outside since I missed seeing the sun when he said that is expressly forbidden. Is this fair?
>gf gets bf flowers once >should i marry her?
Incredible things happening at the waxing place down the street from me
Kendrick Lamar went at Drake's (*checks notes*): -identity issues -women issues -parenting issues -6-pack issues -fashion issues -rap persona issues
The whole “no! white people like YOU more” aspect of this battle really is
Easing back into Twitch in about an hour! Come smoke weed with me and find out why I’m moving away from standup and what my next plans are ✨
J. Cole: I’m gonna apologize before this gets too deep. Drake: YOU WEAR A SIZE 7 SHOE. Kendrick: YOU BE SHAKING ASS WITH SEXYY RED.
Dot said this Drake and Sexyy Red
@notcapnamerica Aaannnnnndddd they wonder why we choose the bear
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