rosey🌹 @thechosenberg
How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just cringe Joined February 2019-
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It’s crazy how much the vibe just shifted for the better simply bc I drank a cold Dr Pepper
It’s so crazy Europeans came up with the word entrepreneur like who taught them about that
My life is like the feeling you get when nobody’s looking and you shoot a paper ball into the trash and miss and have to slide your chair over and pick it up and put it in the trash
Imagining a remake of Eat Pray Love where she just eats and prays and never loves
Friend groups should decide on one day a year where everyone wishes each other happy birthday and receives immunity if they later then forget to say happy birthday
Save me Jewish woman who hates herself and is a people pleaser…save me
Riley Read-Only @HotForMoot
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13K Followers 2K Following I’m a software engineer at one of Canada’s top tech companies with really good TC. Internet veteran. (((Club Member))). Respectable account. 🇺🇸🇮🇱Circe @vocalcry
12K Followers 1K Following minor goddess | submit your questions to my monthly advice column “Circe Says” anonymously here: https://t.co/vzSyaKCsK7@goth @goth600
50K Followers 7K Following VP, Witchcraft and Propaganda @ 𝕏 | Magic @ 21e8 | “tweets from the void” -redactedtypedfemale @typedfemale
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28K Followers 1K Following ai, muay thai, running, lifting, climbing and still like 10 of your best guys at the officeChairman Birb Bernank.. @Bonecondor
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42K Followers 237 Following Author of Leave Society, Trip, Taipei, and other books. https://t.co/9j1csG1qWo https://t.co/v4T1iE3WwXThere is just no question that from the time police showed up, the protest at VCU only got bigger. At least three or four hundred by 10pm. One student told me she felt more inclined to support the protesters cause after seeing her classmates tear-gassed by their campus police.
this includes you mabel x.com/MABEL295299268…
If you tell a cute story about Supreme Court justices who enjoy do quirky social activity together despite being ideological opponents, it is my legal right to slap a KICK ME sign on your back the next time I see you in public ballsandstrikes.org/legal-culture/…
A monologue response:
How do I ask the therapist that just sucked me off in his office if he is taking new clients without being weird?? 😭😭
>#1 most popular housing policy in America, the only one with over 90% support >it’s “Enact Prop 13 nationwide”
What do we find? The people want price controls! And demand subsidies! And restrictions on Wall. St. investors! /11
Falsely claiming an N95 certification = get rekt by the FTC... 3 years later
Razer’s Pricey Covid Mask Is Costing Them $1 Million In Refunds dlvr.it/T6BHDD
I’d choke and die on the spot
fuck a catalytic converter, why aren’t you fuckers salvaging a waymo? think about it anon, the gpus in the trunk alone are worth thousands
@squirtle_says it's not like a driver is going to jump out and fight you. No bystander is going to get involved to defend the Alphabet company's property. And do you have any idea what lidar sensors cost?
I bet not a single bitch got knocked up at natalcon
The far right is so obsessed with making babies, they just held a whole conference about it. Behind the scenes at the first “NatalCon” ⬇️ politico.com/news/magazine/…
@thechosenberg try 45% root beer 45% dr pepper 10% diet coke. life changing combo
I take back all my jokes about Canadian healthcare, this would solve literally all my problems
ONTARIO RESIDENT WHO WANTS BOTH A VAGINA AND PENIS WINS PUBLIC FUNDING FOR UNIQUE SURGERY (MSN) Ontario has been ordered to pay for surgery for a resident who is seeking to have a vagina constructed while leaving their penis intact. Denying the procedure would infringe on the…
You (AI hardware CEO): "I want to build a fun product that will improve with the pace of AI progress" Your investors: "Ship an MVP and iterate! Do things that don't scale" Marques Brownlee: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"
NEW VIDEO - Rabbit R1: Barely Reviewable youtu.be/ddTV12hErTc This is the pinnacle of a trend that's been annoying for years: Delivering barely finished products to win a "race" and then continuing to build them after charging full price. Games, phones, cars, now AI in a box
My backpack candy fucking melted all over my backpack batteries
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My backpack candy fucking melted all over my backpack batteries
labor day weekend before i have to be in barcelona for primavera sound