cold 🥑 @coldhealing
laptop class warrior, midwesterner in exile, teva brand ambassador, dark statistician coldhealing.substack.com New York City Joined March 2017-
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i like using the center strap on my backpack sometimes because it feels like my backpack is giving me a hug
remembering how in august 2023 i listened to welcome to new york by taylor swift and anthems by charli xcx every single day on my drive to work in an intentional effort to psyop myself through art into taking action to move to new york city
remembering events in the past tonight. not necessarily feeling better about them but maybe tomorrow
streamers are funny because they're charismatic but they develop a prolonged relationship with their audience chat who inherently are losers bc they're watching streams. hasan is bad but fuentes is another level because the people he regularly interacts with are anime pedophiles
streamers are funny because they're charismatic but they develop a prolonged relationship with their audience chat who inherently are losers bc they're watching streams. hasan is bad but fuentes is another level because the people he regularly interacts with are anime pedophiles
summer 2018 i stayed four weeks after the end of the semester to take an extra minimester english literature class. it was a class on fairytales so four days a week we'd read some brothers grimm translations and then watch lindsay ellis videos about disney movies. almost no one…
the one thing i keep learning lately is literally no one cares about you and as a result you can do whatever you want (important corollary that you should want good things for yourself)
i guess it's obvious that taylor swift and matty healy's tortured poetic love would bring neo2014 tumblr roleplay to suburban bedrooms across amerca but it's still cute to see it
i blocked almost every large company on twitter years ago and a result this is the only ad i've been getting lately
office is empty this morning so i'm feeding all of our shared groupchat history into our advanced analytics supercomputer and asking it if her heart react frequency on me compared to other users signals she's in love with me
my pussy is so tight. my pussy is so tight that i can't have sex. i don't let anything inside me, and it's not my choice. my pussy closes when the moment of intimacy comes, like the gate to a fortress pulls shut as the enemy army masses outside. my pussy is impregnable, unable to…
pulling up to the diner in south bend indiana on a sunday morning and 25% of the conversations sound like this
my building neighbor who i knew was always watching the office by hearing the theme song every twenty-two minutes has now switched to parks and rec. feels like my church has changed the sounds of its bells, the only constant in this world is change
getting scared when someone is sexually attracted to me because it's a lot of responsibility
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Look at this sky
weeping uncontrollably at skee ball because my nephew whiffed a five leg parlay and now I can't afford dental
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I have not found a better feeling than walking the streets of New York City at night while the weather is warm and restaurants are busy, people are out, flowers from the corner stores are fragrant…like it’s just unmatched.
Which is the car of millionaires?
being in love is beautiful because you get so scared to pull back a layer of yourself and show it to them, then they receive it with such warmth that you wonder why you were scared in the first place
Starting to think I exist in the context of all in which I live and what came before me
my first day ever in nyc dasha walked past me while smoking a cig and i never saw her again but it set the tone of my stay here
Cover your pussy, I have seen enough and it’s all quite sad and horrifying
Goodbye New York Thank you to @michaelcurzi, for craft, for companionship, for conversation and for constancy when it counted @EfficientAG for kindness, for a heart full of love, country, city, and friends. Keep caring, and keep in touch! @buryinghobbes for depth of thought,…
@coldhealing If you’re not drain gang I don’t wanna hang out 🤷♂️