gabe @allgarbled
twitter’s #1 owl (official) San Francisco, CA Joined July 2022-
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honestly if you are a market rate compensated software engineer, even if you don’t make “that much”, and you don’t on some fundamental level consider yourself rich then i don’t understand you and i think you’ve lost a crucial piece of perspective
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i love getting sevs i love running incident calls oncall is easily the most fun you get to have as an engineer
RIP the 35% of people who don’t have a strong enough theory of mind to predict what the majority will do
RIP the 35% of people who don’t have a strong enough theory of mind to predict what the majority will do https://t.co/SUaQTJyQca
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I am gabe allgarbled (the owl)
if you ever go to a twitter function and you meet some new people, please be sure to introduce yourself as gabe allgarbled (the owl). more people need to be introducing themselves as gabe allgarbled (the owl). we will we be as numerous as the stars
twitter nerds when they get to say “comparative advantage”
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“this is the worst it will ever be”-cels absolutely seething at “you should sell things that work”-chads
do we have a fucking problem right now yacine
do we have a fucking problem right now yacine
the chipotle worker when i hesitate for 300ms between pinto beans and black beans
going to start a religion where the only mandatory practice is drinking coffee outdoors
can someone who is a real balaji understander clarify for me if this was like an april fools joke or his actual opinion?
can someone who is a real balaji understander clarify for me if this was like an april fools joke or his actual opinion?
the phone people are showing up in real life again
tbh it’s become cringe at this point. you guys sound like a little kid who just learned his first swear word
tbh it’s become cringe at this point. you guys sound like a little kid who just learned his first swear word
i think we should make san francisco cleaner and safer not for the people who live here (who are kind of annoying), but for the tourists who come here in good faith expecting to have a nice time
going to parties full of people from your phone where you introduce yourself by your phone pseudonym and talking about your “opsec”…………..okay
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