keysmashbandit @keysmashbandit
ive got some tweets you just can't get anywhere else uh idk wherever canada i guess Joined April 2020-
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“Move fast break things” softbodied techbro management types when my fist moves fast and breaks their jaw after they get another batch of welders exposed to lethal levels of hexavalent chromium
“Move fast break things” softbodied techbro management types when my fist moves fast and breaks their jaw after they get another batch of welders exposed to lethal levels of hexavalent chromium
うるるんなでなで💕💕
we are reattempting the d*ntal saga later today. i did not take stimulants in preparation so my tweets will be pathetic
god i wish that was me
me in the woods after a man picked woman over bear
@keysmashbandit I KNEW IT
a lot of the imagery associated with hell comes together for me watching this
a lot of the imagery associated with hell comes together for me watching this
hey get her out pls
i love taking stimulants getting a lot of work done and occasionally calling people retarded on x dot com. i hope god never takes this from me
everyone say congratulations keysmashbandit
4月に撮影した生物たち！ 磯遊びが楽しいシーズンが始まる🐟🐙
@keysmashbandit Aristotle: The natural slave is fit for nothing but Servitude Me: he's talking about that guy on twitter i hate who probably buys funko pops
bringing back "sophist" as a frontline pejorative. too many people saying things that have rhetorical appeal but lack the substance of truth-finding, and instead merely imitate it
the shit aristotle says about the natural slave hits so hard if you pretend he's talking about cucked wagies instead of literal whip and chain chattel slaves
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I’m sorry, this is one of the funniest headlines/subheadlines I’ve ever seen.
In todays world aragorn would still wait like 6 more years to propose to arwen after she gave up her immortality for him. Due to dating app and woke
@GeekerChan @keysmashbandit Holy shit explains everything
@keysmashbandit oh i just realised it's the stimulants making you Islamic
Yeah, I'm girldying over here
The entire Indo-Pacific in a frying pan
They hadn’t invented putting ice in coffee yet
wait.. yalls high schools didn’t sell iced coffee in the mornings??
@anielizarmly he’s a lowbie, great opportunity to get in on the ground floor!
Mexicans realised nobody could stop them from saying the n word and went wild and now cis women on twitter have started doing that but with the F slur
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No one should get hurt while working, but I have some thoughts on this article. "In 2022, the Brownsville, Texas facility reported 4.8 injuries per 100. [...] Aerospace industry average is 0.8 injuries per 100 " SpaceX is moving so much faster than any other company. They…
read this as "tactical hallucinations" i long to retvrn
girls be getting peripheral and tactile hallucinations while not even fucking sleep deprived
Right adjoints preserve limits. Left adjoints preserve colimits.
@univrsw3th4rt @keysmashbandit see i knew we had a common energeticity
@anielizarmly @keysmashbandit SAG RISINGS RISEEEEEEE
@keysmashbandit what are your main ones i’m a libra sun, cap moon, sag rising, venus in virgo my astrology phase was ~10 years ago and i don’t really believe but sometimes i pretend bc it’s fun
When it comes to art i am absolutely a hater. I am especially a hater towards shit that is just a faceless woman’s tits and ass turned into a household object
this was probably the all-time OKC survey question. if you didn’t match you were ready to have this argument and still fuck afterward
In a certain light, wouldn't nuclear war be exciting?
me age 103 sensing the grim reaper close by and fumbling to turn off my camera before i pass away live on a Teams call, traumatising my younger colleagues for the next eight decades of their working lives
💷 State pensions 'could be in doubt for future generations' Read more ⬇️ trib.al/kvmOjKU
Coworker casually threw into conversation “dessert soups” and everyone kept talking but I didn’t hear another word.
on the discord server i hang out on theres a guy who once found a 50 L barrel of unstabilized diethyl ether in his grandfather's basement
We need an ongoing thread about the nightmares people have found in sheds and basements over the years
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