Evan (Baby Yodapilled) @SeeEvanR
idiot loudmouth Joined October 2021-
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Damn. Poor Mike Trout is never gonna catch a break is he?
I already regret this wording.
Schrodinger’s cat crawled into an Amazon return box and ended up California…. youtu.be/TyfPxjY8KhQ
OMG just had my first Oreo in like 9 months. Wow wow wow. Wow.
Take all of my money, Tiger.
The tech Luddites on the court just eviscerated free speech on the internet.
A must watch podcast series for fans of ancient history.
A must watch podcast series for fans of ancient history.
Lmfao if Kansas actually steals the Chiefs and Royals from Missouri. A lifelong dream come true?
No you received a work meeting invite early today that began before you got out of bed 🤦🏼♂️
It’s a beautiful day and the birds once again woke me at 5am.
Well I finally listened to this song and it is fitting music.apple.com/us/album/orang…
One thing I don’t like about myself is how often I give into the impulse to try to make people I don’t like mad. I can be so good at convincing myself it’s justified, but it serves no productive purpose and just makes everyone, myself included, a little more miserable.
YouTube is weird. I can watch 10 videos on golf range hitting mats and then get recommended a video from The Blaze that says women are lower forms of life than cats.
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Singal remains singularly terrible.
according to Jesse nobody truly knows their own mind except for him. he knows everyone's too. at least he's consistent?
Beautiful burning hell site
Go to the gif bar and search “muppet” then your name. Post the best one that comes up.
Go to the gif bar and search “muppet” then your name. Post the best one that comes up.
@fakegreekgrill 🎙️ the lamestream media won't tell you this but you can trust me to bring you the hard hitting truth about the real issues that matter to RealIowans™️
There is so much whine at my house it’s a wonder I can stand
My husband found this blast from the past in his office from an awards ceremony and it still cracks me up that everyone thought I was making a ‘brave political statement’ about the lack of campus childcare when the reality was that we were too cheap for babysitters.