Jean-Michel Connard 좆됐어 @torriangray
Irritable in the streets, unable to sleep between the sheets. Senior contributor to my underfunded 401(k). 2006 runner-up Britain’s best bum of the year buymeacoffee.com/torriangray Joined September 2020-
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Whenever awful stuff happens, whether tensions are high, right wing freaks with varying levels of sophistication swoop in to spew disinfo. Take a beat before you react to anything tonight. Check the source.
Whatever Tik Tok did to the recommendation algorithm to filter out Tiananmen Square really paid off
Whatever Tik Tok did to the recommendation algorithm to filter out Tiananmen Square really paid off
I can tell Adobe has integrated AI into their platform, because it's even more slow than I remember.
Well there goes that retirement plan.
Vulnerable republicans in 2024 include: Lauren Boebert, Ted Cruz, a tiny lizard/human hybrid, and Rick Scott.
This just popped back into my head so now you have to remember it too.
I knew a guy who got cut loose from Safeway for embezzling ham.
It's amazing people can take a photo of a child, post it online for ridicule, joke about them being raped, and convince themselves they're the good guys.
It's amazing people can take a photo of a child, post it online for ridicule, joke about them being raped, and convince themselves they're the good guys.
Tacking the owner’s surname onto dogs’ names for like vet files is sensible. It’s also kind of funny. Trying to imagine explaining to my grandpa that my dog has a first and last name.
I would have asked her watch Code of Honor instead.
Almost got involved in the banana debate. Caught myself at the last moment.
Of all the criticisms one could lob at the protestors this is uhhh not one I would have gone with. “These kids are insufficiently sexy” - People who think they are the normal ones.
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@torriangray Thanks for the kindness. I understand food is more than just nutrition, people have feelings, wants, biases and ideals. I’m ok with that I’m not here to convert people to one ultimate truth, there are lots of different options for lots of different people.
@torriangray Me: Pretend to be Socrates. Chat GPT: Why?
Quick fact: the human body wasn’t “designed” to do anything, but it can do a whole lot of amazing things anyway, including digesting dairy.
@torriangray Yeah when the records came back “Possum and Wombat Arnold” and I had to call up the vet and be like “Oh no actually they’re hyphenates” it was kinda eeehh
@torriangray It’s why I won’t engage anymore with them
@torriangray “The implication” conversation is super dark and hilarious. You can pull of almost anything if you can write it. Some comedians are complaining but the issue is probably the premise but bad writing.
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@torriangray Ironically, one person who's held in greater esteem lately for his comedy even as he's been more openly dealing with race, disability, identity, politics, etc., and willing to have himself be the guy getting things wrong and ending up the butt of the joke, is... Larry David.
Ever fascinated by the amount of household help people who say they're doing it all on their own have at the ready.
In my day, we had to diagram sentences. That seems like a skill issue, man
How to make children hate the subject 'English'! 🤬 @mreddtech Seriously, the point of knowing this is what?
I can’t but agree with agne here. The difference in experience between my undergrad and PhD is truly night and day. The BDS mandate is the primary institutional difference. Since I began my PhD in 2021 I have experienced hostility & unwelcomeness. Since 7/10 it’s been hateful.
@torriangray Here's a different banana thing to distract you:
@torriangray No actually you don't get it, having 20% of the population rule 80% is very good!
Exactly. Nor do they want to tip when they are here.
@queerBengali This is an endless fight online where Europeans will insist they shouldn’t have to know anything about the US, but Americans should know every small country in Europe.
@torriangray His English is totally fine. I'm tired of assholes who don't get it that everybody has an accent.
My good deed for the day: I just found this lost little girl a home (not my home, though the temptation was real).
I don’t usually fight trolls. But I will if they judge me for how I, living alone with 2 jobs, am handling 10 surprise puppies that my dog had 3 weeks after I pulled her off the street. I’m exhausted, eternally cleaning excrement, broke + constantly worrying about each puppy