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Noem: Animal hostages will continue to be executed at a rate of once per news cycle until I am made VP nominee
Noem: Animal hostages will continue to be executed at a rate of once per news cycle until I am made VP nominee
the strategy: camp out at Podunk Shitburg State U until the administration agrees to launch the school's substantial nuclear arsenal at tel aviv
Plainclothes cop walking into the student encampment and opening a jar of peanut butter like it’s the ark of the covenant
zoomers
zoomers https://t.co/o76FCwGdjA
He may mean this literally considering he is a chiropractor
we need a supreme court ruling on whether bluey's dad is a dog enough to be bestiality or if it's more of a chewbacca situation since he walks on two legs
we need a supreme court ruling on whether bluey's dad is a dog enough to be bestiality or if it's more of a chewbacca situation since he walks on two legs
NYT hacks absolutely fuming lmao
missing my wife's birthday bc i have to be at the trial about the time i cheated on her by banging a porn star in vegas while the former was pregnant
missing my wife's birthday bc i have to be at the trial about the time i cheated on her by banging a porn star in vegas while the former was pregnant
Donald Trump has arrived in court wearing a night cap and dressing gown and carrying a little candle
NYT retaliating by hiring Bubba the Love Sponge to run the foreign affairs desk
making a revolutionary flow chart because you're a student activist but you still go to Columbia
the protesters are worse at telling the difference between cameras and guns than an IDF attack helicopter pilot
the protesters are worse at telling the difference between cameras and guns than an IDF attack helicopter pilot
These disparaging attitudes toward Gen Z are so exhausting…We’ve already been through three recessions, Trump, neoliberalism, Biden, a pandemic, inflation, East Palestine and World War III… now you’re taking away the app we need of survive. I’m so tired
These disparaging attitudes toward Gen Z are so exhausting…We’ve already been through three recessions, Trump, neoliberalism, Biden, a pandemic, inflation, East Palestine and World War III… now you’re taking away the app we need of survive. I’m so tired
getting into a fistfight with my fellow secret service officers due to my "concern" about "DEI"
getting into a fistfight with my fellow secret service officers due to my "concern" about "DEI"
possible interpretations of "Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner", in increasing order of shamefulness: - Arsenal fan - bag wine drinker - chronic masturbator - Something Awful forums user
possible interpretations of "Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner", in increasing order of shamefulness: - Arsenal fan - bag wine drinker - chronic masturbator - Something Awful forums user
The government banned Kazaa to stop young millenials from learning about the hamster dance
It's crazy to think that if Vine hadn't died America would be communist by now
when these kids realize they could have saved $200,000 and protested with their high school diploma they’re gonna be really embarrassed
when these kids realize they could have saved $200,000 and protested with their high school diploma they’re gonna be really embarrassed
Long COVID continues to be definitely very real
Modern version of the myth of narcissus where he dies of dehydration from gooning in the mirror
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What tweet from a rapper should be put in the Hip Hop twitter hall of fame?
Jost: Lara Trump is here. She recently released a cover of I Won’t Back Down. Upon hearing it, Tom Petty died again. I can’t believe I’m saying this to a member of the Trump family but maybe stick to politics
It's important to follow the mailman around occasionally so you can check out which neighborhood animals he has non-aggression pacts and trade agreements with, locate his favorite piss shrubs, take note of what clandestine transportation Tubes and Pipes he slips into
People on here will be like "negotiate with the DSA union? That pales in comparison to my plan, massacring all of the union staffers", and not do a massacre
@daphlawless @revhowardarson Kronstadt. We will do it again
How difficult laundry would be was also really oversold to me as a child. “Oh boy just you wait until you’re grown up and have to do your own laundry, mister!”…it’s like what 2 hrs of work twice a month to wash and dry clothes. You lied mother.
growing up I really thought bar brawls would be a bigger aspect of my adult life
There's also this take, (this one with 11k likes) which is just incorrect. The 2050 goal was set by the Paris Agreement, and Biden's 2030 goal is more aggressive than the 2030 goal set by the Paris Agreement. The Paris Agreement's goal is to limit warming to 1.5C.
@dhaaruni I’m literally dating an ASU student (he’s doing classes online) right now.
@dhaaruni I am also not worried about him leaving me for an ASU sophomore.
I personally am not worried about being dumped for an ASU sophomore (I've got more than enough personalities to keep my boyfriend completely occupied) but you do you Liz
@dhaaruni Arizona State is Elite at things other than school for this reason
He looks like a Dr Seuss character that steals food from children.
HASAN HEADS THE PRECOG JEWISH CRIMES DIVISION
i went to this encampment. this account is obviously lying, you can see in the video that the counterprotestor is clearly trying to break into the encampment so he can agitate and possibly harm the protestors. there are jewish antizionist students in the encampment.
“The circumstances that bring us here… an openly declared war on a civilian population, bombed, tortured, starved… we will not forget & will not forgive.” The speaker here (an EU MP) has openly defended & covered for #Assad's 13yrs of even worse in #Syria. Revolting hypocrisy.
Overwhelmed by the spectacular show of solidarity today in Hyde Park. What a demonstration of people power! All over Europe, all over the world, the movement has never been more powerful, nor more international. We will keep fighting. Palestine will be free. @PSCupdates @STWuk
“thlut era” i whisper, as i pop my retainers in for the night
If there was a single actual Jew in JVP, they could have informed their friends that Hebrew is written from right to left.
Even him???
Every politician is a soulless scumsucking ghoul 🤷🏻♀️