mc @mcunanda
my last account was deleted....i have seen hamilton Joined January 2021-
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i cannot take any restaurant that prepares the food table side seriously
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“Her work arouses the suspicion that beauty is simple and we’ve all been overthinking it.” newyorker.com/magazine/2024/…
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Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L
8K Followers 1K Following Intimacy Coordinator, Tracker (CBS). Formerly: Intimacy Coordinator, Bob ❤️ Abishola (CBS). @hotelartthief
Cameron Bradford @camerobradford
25K Followers 979 Following Take my hand, we'll weather this storm together.
walker @walkercapl
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Max Gross ☻ @maxgotjokes
18K Followers 2K Following Headlines @Reductress, features @TheOnion. Words @Slate @Autostraddle and more. The nation’s foremost scholar on “And Just Like That.” He/him
meredith @dietz_meredith
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weeping uncontrollably at skee ball because my nephew whiffed a five leg parlay and now I can't afford dental
DAVE & BUSTER’S TO ALLOW CUSTOMERS TO BET ON ARCADE GAMES Dave & Buster’s $PLAY will begin letting loyalty members over the age of 18 place real money wagers on arcade games with friends through the company’s app - CNBC
I have been saying “please help me understand MCM” to people on this campus for almost a decade now
Ben Lerner, if you go on strike, I’ll take back everything I said about cis male auto-fiction.
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Apollo after realizing they can take insurance policies out on strangers
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
“go piss girl” was an interesting meme in that i never found it particularly funny but it is still my instinctual reaction a good 70% of the time someone tells me they’re going to the bathroom
Matt Levine reading this headline
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Some personal news: I’ve joined the @messenger team at @Meta as a Director of Product. Messaging has transformed how we connect with friends, family, creators, businesses, and now even AI. Thrilled to work with an incredible team focused on 0-1 initiatives within the app!
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