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Theo von: Prayers up for Charlie Kirk, man. Do you guys have getting shot in the neck in the Hasidic community? Hasidic guy who is a guest on his podcast for some reason: I’m not sure
I guess New York just isn't ready to elect a pervert into the mayor's office yet. We will learn from this, we will organize, and we will come back stronger ✊ #PervertsForCuomo
US soldier: This is my girl back home (shows AI generated image of an anime girl with cat ear headphones and huge honkers) I gotta make it home for her… Same soldier (after getting shot in the front lines): grok is this true?
CNN reporter voiceover over b-roll of Iranians smiling: Many Iranians are happy America is freeing them from the Ayatollah's brutal regime... Reporter (wearing bulletproof vest talking to Iranian man like he's Koko the gorilla): AMERICA GOOD, YES? BUENO?
[seeing a lady swinging on a pole like a monkey] I wish Batman could protect me from her
[seeing a lady swinging on a pole like a monkey] I wish Batman could protect me from her
Israeli snl character named Gayatollah Khamanei: I declare war on israel and also... (undoes turban to reveal he has pink hair) ...I am woke Ayatollah (watching from Iran): We must cede all of our territory to Israel immediately
she calls me sex man because i have sex with her 😀
she calls me sex man because i have sex with her 😀
Hi @HBO, the show I was watching on your network was rated TV-MA for brief nudity, but i finished the episode and there was no nudity whatsoever. This is unacceptable. There should have at least been a quick ball flash. I will be cancelling my subscription. Thank you
This is so nice. More people who are being attacked should smile 😀
Harry Potter!
Economic boycott! Please do not use your credit card on any pornography today. If you must spend, only support local milfs in your area 🙏
Yes! If i was a wife i would kiss my husband 😀
Yes! If i was a wife i would kiss my husband 😀
Amid the devastation on west coast, I can't help but think of all the storytellers/creative types who will use their art to work through this unspeakable tragedy. I am genuinely excited to see what deliciousness you cook up. Thank you in advance. Sincerely, A fan of Art
I gathered 50 of the BEST wives on the planet. And then we BURIED THEM ALIVE. Whichever one survives the longest, gets to be MY wife
I gathered 50 of the BEST wives on the planet. And then we BURIED THEM ALIVE. Whichever one survives the longest, gets to be MY wife
Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter
There is nothing scary than the ocean
There is nothing scary than the ocean
I’m right there with you. My son (32) doesn’t know shit about America. When I asked him to sing me the national anthem he shoved my head in the toilet and spanked the fuck outta me. I am worried he is gay/trans (not sure the difference)
I’m right there with you. My son (32) doesn’t know shit about America. When I asked him to sing me the national anthem he shoved my head in the toilet and spanked the fuck outta me. I am worried he is gay/trans (not sure the difference)
I'll say it louder for the people in the back: HEALTHCARE 👏 SHOULD 👏 BE 👏 FREE 👏 FOR 👏 ASSASSINS 👏
Whoa! My thinking is for sure changed after seeing this. What does it mean though? Isn’t there usually just soil/dirt under the ground??

Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
209K Followers 3K Following Love my beautiful boy Cody. Not on speaking terms with my twin daughters Jenna & Amantha. Co-host of @ChapoTrapHouse podcast.
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116K Followers 1K Following @CloserLookPod the warrior in the garden. proverbs twenty one thirty one the horse is made ready for the day of battle
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80K Followers 502 Following Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
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129K Followers 4K Following summer flies and august dies, the world grows dark and mean. co-host of @blowbackpod. LGM. knicks.
David Roth @david_j_roth
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QuizTime @QuizTimeUK
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Rodney G Johnson @RodneyGJohnson
663 Followers 5K Following Filmmaker\editor who occasionally works as an IMAX 70mm film projectionist! Currently developing a feature film Welcome to Alaska @alaska_movie
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63 Followers 328 Following Psychologist from Gaza 🤲 Supporting mothers & children through hardship 🕊️ Providing guidance & a safe space 💫 Spreading hope despite the pain
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198 Followers 314 Following I'm on here just in time for everyone to move to another platform. HA HA smash your phones
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135 Followers 42 Following
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Professor HoggCranker... @blood__ass
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Pro-democracy Conserv... @voteblue8888
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223K Followers 176K Following Ingeniero y Comunicador 🇻🇪. Viceministro de Pequeña y Mediana Industria y Nuevas Formas Asociativas. Ministerio del Poder Popular de Industrias.
Willie Banks Argentin... @williebanksARG
3 Followers 71 Following 0 - 0 en Argentina. Voy a por ti Gabinou
Jack Strong @jackstrongish
389 Followers 497 Following
Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
209K Followers 3K Following Love my beautiful boy Cody. Not on speaking terms with my twin daughters Jenna & Amantha. Co-host of @ChapoTrapHouse podcast.
Will Sennett @Senn_Spud
116K Followers 1K Following @CloserLookPod the warrior in the garden. proverbs twenty one thirty one the horse is made ready for the day of battle
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz
85K Followers 1K Following Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions
Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
80K Followers 502 Following Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
noah kulwin @nkulw
129K Followers 4K Following summer flies and august dies, the world grows dark and mean. co-host of @blowbackpod. LGM. knicks.
David Roth @david_j_roth
119K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/z4uMny3wRQ. Also https://t.co/R9hld5jysP. Header art by Vicki Nerino.
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81K Followers 164 Following the best mono-thingy guy there ever was. streaming at https://t.co/iSl5DaDswF
The Kirk Liberal @KirkLiberal
5 Followers 17 Following Disillusioned liberal. Father of two. respect to All people! 🇺🇸
Isaac Chotiner @IChotiner
104K Followers 1K Following New Yorker staff writer and Houston Rockets fan; formerly a staff writer at Slate and senior editor at The New Republic.
Jamie Merchant @pathtopraxis
4K Followers 2K Following Not around here much anymore. https://t.co/ltUmfb8bAR Rock over London, rock on Chicago
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55K Followers 996 Following Investigative reporter. Author of the critically acclaimed NYT Best Seller, THE FORT BRAGG CARTEL, from @VikingBooks, soon to be a TV show from @HBO
BBALLBREAKDOWN @bballbreakdown
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Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme
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Wednesday @Wednesday_Band_
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550 Followers 665 Following #WGASolidarity. Writer. Puzzle Solver. Often at the same time | Multiple projects in dev | Been around the block, knows the way back | DM for @theblcklst scores
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34K Followers 5K Following host & writer of @worldcafe, heard nationally daily from @npr // @wxpnfm // voice on @prettydimwonder & pixar's sodas// formerly @cbc // instagram: rahrahraina
Old Internet @OldInternetFeel
411K Followers 51 Following I post things that have the feel of the old internet or just old things (meaning before 2016)
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AUSTIN: The Austin Bu... @AustinTheMovie
936 Followers 70 Following He became Elvis. But can he become... himself? Elgen Algengort is Austin Butler in: AUSTIN: The Austin Butler Story. Coming to theaters #AustinMovie
New York Post @nypost
3.5M Followers 10K Following Breaking news, features and more from the NY Post. Follow ➡️ @pagesix, @nypmetro, @nypostbiz, @nypostsports, @nypfashion, @nypostopinion, @vrtpod, @_nynext
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35K Followers 0 Following DEAD ACCOUNT, DEAD PLATFORM archived tweets for historical reference only refer to newsletter for current activity: https://t.co/ig29EEJwDx
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133K Followers 1K Following @nytimes Visual Investigations Previously @bellingcat [email protected] https://t.co/aHPY73i935 Signal/Telegram/WhatsApp: +1 913-209-0215
London Review of Book... @LRB
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BDM @bdmcclay
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10K Followers 2K Following When reality becomes digital, and the big hankering cometh, I'll vote for life in the big choice poll. See also: @[email protected]
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nǎaṫoōwǎap•ṗ... @MrHWM
8K Followers 3K Following words @newyorker @theatlantic @parisreview etc // rezzer in the big city // lalo cura stan account // “I’m a disco guy.”