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I guess New York just isn't ready to elect a pervert into the mayor's office yet. We will learn from this, we will organize, and we will come back stronger ✊ #PervertsForCuomo
US soldier: This is my girl back home (shows AI generated image of an anime girl with cat ear headphones and huge honkers) I gotta make it home for her… Same soldier (after getting shot in the front lines): grok is this true?
CNN reporter voiceover over b-roll of Iranians smiling: Many Iranians are happy America is freeing them from the Ayatollah's brutal regime... Reporter (wearing bulletproof vest talking to Iranian man like he's Koko the gorilla): AMERICA GOOD, YES? BUENO?
[seeing a lady swinging on a pole like a monkey] I wish Batman could protect me from her
[seeing a lady swinging on a pole like a monkey] I wish Batman could protect me from her
Israeli snl character named Gayatollah Khamanei: I declare war on israel and also... (undoes turban to reveal he has pink hair) ...I am woke Ayatollah (watching from Iran): We must cede all of our territory to Israel immediately
she calls me sex man because i have sex with her 😀
she calls me sex man because i have sex with her 😀
Hi @HBO, the show I was watching on your network was rated TV-MA for brief nudity, but i finished the episode and there was no nudity whatsoever. This is unacceptable. There should have at least been a quick ball flash. I will be cancelling my subscription. Thank you
This is so nice. More people who are being attacked should smile 😀
This is so nice. More people who are being attacked should smile 😀
Harry Potter!
Economic boycott! Please do not use your credit card on any pornography today. If you must spend, only support local milfs in your area 🙏
Yes! If i was a wife i would kiss my husband 😀
Yes! If i was a wife i would kiss my husband 😀
Amid the devastation on west coast, I can't help but think of all the storytellers/creative types who will use their art to work through this unspeakable tragedy. I am genuinely excited to see what deliciousness you cook up. Thank you in advance. Sincerely, A fan of Art
I gathered 50 of the BEST wives on the planet. And then we BURIED THEM ALIVE. Whichever one survives the longest, gets to be MY wife
I gathered 50 of the BEST wives on the planet. And then we BURIED THEM ALIVE. Whichever one survives the longest, gets to be MY wife
Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter
There is nothing scary than the ocean
There is nothing scary than the ocean
I’m right there with you. My son (32) doesn’t know shit about America. When I asked him to sing me the national anthem he shoved my head in the toilet and spanked the fuck outta me. I am worried he is gay/trans (not sure the difference)
I’m right there with you. My son (32) doesn’t know shit about America. When I asked him to sing me the national anthem he shoved my head in the toilet and spanked the fuck outta me. I am worried he is gay/trans (not sure the difference)
Did anybody else notice this about the UnitedHealth assassin?
I'll say it louder for the people in the back: HEALTHCARE 👏 SHOULD 👏 BE 👏 FREE 👏 FOR 👏 ASSASSINS 👏
Whoa! My thinking is for sure changed after seeing this. What does it mean though? Isn’t there usually just soil/dirt under the ground??
There’s a time and a place for protesting. Im all for freedom of speech but is whatever you are protesting seriously as important as Pikachu? I wish these radicals would think for second…
There’s a time and a place for protesting. Im all for freedom of speech but is whatever you are protesting seriously as important as Pikachu? I wish these radicals would think for second…
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Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
208K Followers 3K Following Love my beautiful boy Cody. Not on speaking terms with my twin daughters Jenna & Amantha. Co-host of @ChapoTrapHouse podcast.
Will Sennett @Senn_Spud
117K Followers 1K Following @pod197424 / @CloserLookPod proverbs twenty one thirty one the horse is made ready for the day of battle
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85K Followers 1K Following Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions
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76K Followers 509 Following Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
noah kulwin @nkulw
128K Followers 4K Following one way or another, this darkness got to give. co-host of @blowbackpod. LGM. knicks.
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