Maria Schneider: The Unfashionable Years @marlaschnelder

Ex-Onion editor, comedy day laborer. Wrote @jeanteasdale's A Book Of Jean's Own! (St Martin's Griffin). For consistent period usage, consult my other writings. patheticgeekstories.com The Kipsey Joined May 2009

Tweets

13K
Followers

2K
Following

2K
Likes

50K

Maria Schneider: The Unfashionable Years @marlaschnelder

5 hours ago

The Columbia president is a literal aristocrat? That seems a bit on the nose

0 0 2 93 0

Maria Schneider: The Unfashionable Years @marlaschnelder

3 days ago

Without really knowing how to convince others of it, I long thought one should watch out for those sneaky, strangely proto-middle-aged Reagan Republican 1980s high school kids, check their rise within your ability to do so. Unfortunately, Leonard Leo was one of those kids

0 0 3 142 0

Maria Schneider: The Unfashionable Years @marlaschnelder

4 days ago

“Once again, Les Mystères des Voix Bulgares!”—me hosting SNL in 1988

0 5 15 2K 0

Maria Schneider: The Unfashionable Years @marlaschnelder

5 days ago

What about South Dakotans who also live in rural areas who think shooting a pet dog with correctable behavioral problems would be inhumane? How “real” do “real Americans” have to be?

0 0 1 138 0

Maria Schneider: The Unfashionable Years @marlaschnelder

4 months ago

Rapist will fail. He might take us all with him, but he will ultimately fail

1 1 5 276 0

Maria Schneider: The Unfashionable Years @marlaschnelder

5 days ago

The “my job sucks, and so should yours” crowd frequently makes itself known on here

0 2 17 861 0

Maria Schneider: The Unfashionable Years @marlaschnelder

6 days ago

I think I’ll let myself be naïve tonight

0 0 3 153 0

Maria Schneider: The Unfashionable Years @marlaschnelder

2 weeks ago

I guess blankets should be present at demonstrations now. Sigh

0 0 0 138 0

Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt

Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

4.5M Followers 5K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt

Frank Conniff @FrankConniff

76K Followers 6K Following Writer, Comedian, TV's Frank | Author of 10 Books https://t.co/3XczIQUw45

Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA

352K Followers 1K Following I'm a triple threat; writer, photographer, arsonist

Rian Johnson @rianjohnson

1.0M Followers 1K Following Unverified and dangerous

Scott Tobias @scott_tobias

66K Followers 2K Following Film/TV writer. Co-host, @NextPicturePod. Author of The Reveal (@MoviesReveal) w/@kphipps3000. "I'm an expert in all things that nature abhors"—Mark Eitzel

Snake'n'Bacon, Tales Designed to Thrizzle, All the Answers, etc. As seen in or on SNL/The New Yorker/The NY Times/Vice/Adult Swim/Comedy Central

Mike Cobraman @MKupperman

29K Followers 8K Following Snake'n'Bacon, Tales Designed to Thrizzle, All the Answers, etc. As seen in or on SNL/The New Yorker/The NY Times/Vice/Adult Swim/Comedy Central

Internet's own Chili Neighbor™.

Rebecca. 34. Autistic hermit. Ask me about bugs. Girl version of Nic Cage in Pig. see more Rufus content at @KuneKuneRufus

i bless the rains dow.. @Chinchillazllla

109K Followers 7K Following Internet's own Chili Neighbor™. Rebecca. 34. Autistic hermit. Ask me about bugs. Girl version of Nic Cage in Pig. see more Rufus content at @KuneKuneRufus

Andy Kindler @AndyKindler

135K Followers 7K Following A Comedium. Mort on #BobsBurgers Podcast: @thought_spiral with @JElvisWeinstein https://t.co/DLxHtjMc5n #FOT he/him

Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake

50K Followers 5K Following I'm not everyone's cup of teeth. https://t.co/97Pa1xYSHh

I called Jennifer Aniston a c*cktease on S3 of The Morning Show. #SagAftra Actor. Comedian. 4th gen. Brooklynite. he/him. Co-founder @TheArtOfBklyn. Dog = God

Anthony DeVito 💰 @AnthonyDeVito

3K Followers 1K Following I called Jennifer Aniston a c*cktease on S3 of The Morning Show. #SagAftra Actor. Comedian. 4th gen. Brooklynite. he/him. Co-founder @TheArtOfBklyn. Dog = God

Formerly of The A.V Club and The Dissolve. Currently, Happy Place/Bad Ideas/Every Episode Ever books, dad, autistic, ADHD, Travolta/Cage, and other stuff.

Nathan Rabin @nathanrabin

25K Followers 5K Following Formerly of The A.V Club and The Dissolve. Currently, Happy Place/Bad Ideas/Every Episode Ever books, dad, autistic, ADHD, Travolta/Cage, and other stuff.

Producer, @allinwithchris on @MSNBC. Before: @mehdihasanshow, @newrepublic, @motherjones et al. Ex-Midshipman/Lion/Nole. Email: https://t.co/4vzmnwzyvp

Adam Weinstein @AdamWeinstein

73K Followers 7K Following Producer, @allinwithchris on @MSNBC. Before: @mehdihasanshow, @newrepublic, @motherjones et al. Ex-Midshipman/Lion/Nole. Email: https://t.co/4vzmnwzyvp

Kellie @brim1kellie

206 Followers 3K Following

I try to be a good beatnik...but it's hard! Media creative & film critic @backrowcineblog @cinema60podcast • https://t.co/HMrXafrlz1 • #CherryPicker 🍒

50 Jenna Ipcar Fans C.. @AgreeableCar

711 Followers 1K Following I try to be a good beatnik...but it's hard! Media creative & film critic @backrowcineblog @cinema60podcast • https://t.co/HMrXafrlz1 • #CherryPicker 🍒

@[email protected] @gdimelow

3K Followers 4K Following The best dancer at St Bernadette’s, with the worst reputation. #BlackLivesMatter He/Him

Michael Cowell @MichaelCow45361

90 Followers 3K Following Life is good

Internationally syndicated #NewYorker cartoonist, editorial cartoonist, Harvard Nieman Fellow & children's book illustrator. instagram/christopherweyant

Christopher Weyant @ChristophWeyant

3K Followers 807 Following Internationally syndicated #NewYorker cartoonist, editorial cartoonist, Harvard Nieman Fellow & children's book illustrator. instagram/christopherweyant

Hudsonette @hudsonette

3K Followers 2K Following 1st Am lawyer, PhD Chinese Lit, married to my favorite writer. Personal account. https://t.co/zHdfEgjMld 🖖🏼

Founder & Editor of @TheNeedling, Seattle's Only Real Fake News. Pulitzer Prize-winning real real news reporter. @4culture 2024 Arc Artist Fellow

Lex Vaughn @AlexaVaughn

3K Followers 3K Following Founder & Editor of @TheNeedling, Seattle's Only Real Fake News. Pulitzer Prize-winning real real news reporter. @4culture 2024 Arc Artist Fellow

Lauren Moser @moserlaur

967 Followers 323 Following senior editor @theonion // former associate editor / senior writer @clickhole

Michael Cowell @MichaelCow96574

42 Followers 1K Following Life is Good

just Kev @KevSpengel

292 Followers 584 Following

Mike Earhart @MikeEarhart10

0 Followers 142 Following

Michael Greer @michaelgreer

254 Followers 172 Following CTO of T2, Formerly @discord and @theonion, dad, and tech geek. https://t.co/T9dQU3u8qN

Carl Davis (1936-2023). Composer, conductor, consummate all-round musician and true music-maker. BAFTA and Ivor Novello Award winner. Awarded CBE (Hon) in 2005.

Carl Davis @CarlDavisMusic

4K Followers 2K Following Carl Davis (1936-2023). Composer, conductor, consummate all-round musician and true music-maker. BAFTA and Ivor Novello Award winner. Awarded CBE (Hon) in 2005.

𓀿 @collapsingcher

172 Followers 1K Following ───✱

Daily-ish words not in the NYT Spelling Bee that maybe should be. Submissions welcome! Crop out your correct answers, unfortunately spoilers will be blocked

Not a Spelling Bee Wo.. @Notaspellingbe1

9K Followers 303 Following Daily-ish words not in the NYT Spelling Bee that maybe should be. Submissions welcome! Crop out your correct answers, unfortunately spoilers will be blocked

Gina Barberi, @radiofromhell host for all of your incomplete sports, weather, traffic. Navy Mom⚓. Lecturing my kids at:
https://t.co/Val7a2Dy8Y

RFHGina 🇺🇸 @RFHGina

11K Followers 2K Following Gina Barberi, @radiofromhell host for all of your incomplete sports, weather, traffic. Navy Mom⚓. Lecturing my kids at: https://t.co/Val7a2Dy8Y

Podcast where one-time ATHF voice actor Ronnie Neeley discusses & celebrates Aqua Teen!

I don't use this anymore, find me at https://t.co/oM1e12JKuS

Dancing Is Forbidden .. @AquaTeenPod

1K Followers 129 Following Podcast where one-time ATHF voice actor Ronnie Neeley discusses & celebrates Aqua Teen! I don't use this anymore, find me at https://t.co/oM1e12JKuS

Matthew Cwiklinski @mattcwik

1 Followers 15 Following

Greetings, traveler! Desert Skies serves those who have departed the physical plane. We're here to prepare you for the journey between this life and the next.

Desert Skies (Season .. @DesertSkiesPod

1K Followers 596 Following Greetings, traveler! Desert Skies serves those who have departed the physical plane. We're here to prepare you for the journey between this life and the next.

Yasunao Tone @suzunoya

55 Followers 106 Following

Feminist Iron Sheik @femsheik

3K Followers 4K Following IF YOU ARE NOT A FEMINIST YOU ARE A JABRONI

droppdeep @droppdeeep

0 Followers 47 Following rilly swell pal

Whatever Happened to .. @PizzaAtMcDs

4K Followers 439 Following A program hosted by journalist/activist/educator Brian Thompson, author of the bestselling book "How to Be an Investigative Journalist".

Josh Modell @joshmodell

5K Followers 3K Following Exec Editor @Talkhouse. Formerly @TheAVClub @TheOnion. Freelancing, too. Sup with you?

HemisFair '68 project @HemisfairP

37 Followers 25 Following

Hear toe-tapping tunes of the 1920s, '30s and '40s at https://t.co/xBs8Fbuei8. Support us: https://t.co/ZaeiicjT0b | LinkTree: https://t.co/s7cFQTxYWI

Cladrite Radio @cladrite

1K Followers 404 Following Hear toe-tapping tunes of the 1920s, '30s and '40s at https://t.co/xBs8Fbuei8. Support us: https://t.co/ZaeiicjT0b | LinkTree: https://t.co/s7cFQTxYWI

rds @ryandsandoval

564 Followers 414 Following i make stuff

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance,
Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.
-Ogden Nash

J. w. Harrison @jwharhar

238 Followers 281 Following I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. -Ogden Nash

Shannon Wheeler @MuchCoffee

7K Followers 666 Following A day without Twitter is like a day. Cartoonist. https://t.co/WlvBO23zlq…

P.J. @Piddy_X

200 Followers 808 Following Retired from Adventuring at 36. Supporter of Comedy and Comedians. Pronouns (me/mine)

Wu Qin @BryanBatesq

300 Followers 1K Following Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. https://t.co/YKpRRb7PC3 , https://t.co/F5y0yo2xgu

MD,MPH,COVID education-Want to keep all safer-COVID IS Airborne&AerosolNEED HIGH QUALITY MASK,kids/school part of spread.Tweets my own&NOT formal medical advice

emily gray @emilygraymd_mph

5K Followers 5K Following MD,MPH,COVID education-Want to keep all safer-COVID IS Airborne&AerosolNEED HIGH QUALITY MASK,kids/school part of spread.Tweets my own&NOT formal medical advice

Col @colisme

21 Followers 219 Following col is me; i am col.

Latest USA News @usanews24x

2K Followers 3K Following Latest USA News

Jesse Emspak @Mad_Science_Guy

2K Followers 814 Following Learning how the world works is its own form of resistance. Facts matter. And if you've a story to tell, I want to know.

👏2022 Warner Bros Comedic Voices Program @WBDAccess , 🙏Contributor @TheOnion, @mcsweeneys, @theBelladonna, 👍 owner of a cool website - https://t.co/tNLDo5W1py

Nadia Casey Ouazzi @NadiaCasey10

276 Followers 791 Following 👏2022 Warner Bros Comedic Voices Program @WBDAccess , 🙏Contributor @TheOnion, @mcsweeneys, @theBelladonna, 👍 owner of a cool website - https://t.co/tNLDo5W1py

I make mirth under extreme duress. 🌦️ Self-afflicted, but duress nonetheless.🍌
comic, writer, clown, puppeteer, actor, v.o., video creator, artsy autistic

Chrys Palmer @clown_malarkey

551 Followers 2K Following I make mirth under extreme duress. 🌦️ Self-afflicted, but duress nonetheless.🍌 comic, writer, clown, puppeteer, actor, v.o., video creator, artsy autistic

Brett Patterson @BrettSPatterson

256 Followers 761 Following Digital Analytics by day...MN poker player, LEGO fan/ex-employee and Twins fan/thinker by night.

James A @amitskaw

47 Followers 612 Following

Badspiegeldesign @Badspiegeldesi1

14 Followers 219 Following LED-Spiegel für jedes Bad. #dekoled #ledbeleuchtung #beleuchtung #ledspiegel

Ed-itor Wienhoff @WienhoffEdward

195 Followers 683 Following Vagabond writer / photographer / Lifelong Learner

not an architect. tx-born, midwest-raised, homeschooled all over. into writing, Jesus, ttrpgs, classic literature & fandom culture. executive dysfunctionaire.

Danielle May B. Here @Builtahouse

1K Followers 3K Following not an architect. tx-born, midwest-raised, homeschooled all over. into writing, Jesus, ttrpgs, classic literature & fandom culture. executive dysfunctionaire.

Greg Holmes, aka not .. @SlavicSherlock

1K Followers 4K Following Banned by Elon Musk for opposing his brand of fascism. Solver of all puzzles.

Joe Hagan @joehagansays

16K Followers 6K Following Correspondent @VanityFair

Rarified Heir Podcast @RarifiedHeirPod

2K Followers 4K Following A podcast about children of celebrities by a child of a celebrity

She/Hulk | History thing | Multimedia Journo @SaltWireNetwork | Devils Island Media @reelgeekshfx @m_o_marketing | Jokes @TheBeaverton | Opinions mine RT yours

Mikaela @FridayInHalifax

Evan @evan7257

20K Followers 18K Following Houstonian. Pulitzer finalist. Constant gardener. "Bastion of the area.” I no longer love our technodystopian future. Build the Ike Dike.

Record-breaking fundraiser. Named in Roll Call's “7 Must-Follow Lawmakers on Twitter” and “10 Most Quotable Members of Congress.”

Donny Ferguson (donny.. @DonnyFerguson

6K Followers 2K Following Record-breaking fundraiser. Named in Roll Call's “7 Must-Follow Lawmakers on Twitter” and “10 Most Quotable Members of Congress.”

Aaron Cohen @aaroncohenwords

1K Followers 1K Following Author of "Amazing Grace" and "Move On Up: Chicago Soul Music And Black Cultural Power"; Co-author of Ramsey Lewis' "Gentleman Of Jazz: A Life In Music"

Michael McKean @MJMcKean

460K Followers 2K Following Flotation device.

My name is Jamelle Bouie. @nytopinion columnist. Co-host of @UnclearPod. Upgrade your grey matter, ‘cuz one day it may matter.

b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie

457K Followers 1K Following My name is Jamelle Bouie. @nytopinion columnist. Co-host of @UnclearPod. Upgrade your grey matter, ‘cuz one day it may matter.