I don’t feel like people are processing what’s about to happen in this country with the delta variant and unvaccinated people.
Pockets of this country are about to be hit very very hard, harder than last year.
This is going to happen quickly and going to be ugly.
Just got to write scenes for Spider-Man and The Thing for an upcoming project. Like actual words coming out of their mouths! I really don’t know how comic writers don’t lose their minds every day. This is pure joy!
Me when an anti-vaxxer gets COVID
FINE it’s the Trump Vaccine. Two decades of mRNA research had nothing to do with it. The Pfizer vaccine developed prior to WaRp Speed by a Turkish immigrant in Germany meant zero. All Trump. Will THAT get you ignorant crybabies vaccinated? Trump Vaccine it is.
What if UFOs are just billionaires from other planets?
I remember that. I remember you and I chilling backstage while your (Emmy-nominated) daughter and my (one-day Grammy-nominated nephew probably) each told us they wanted to go see The Arctic Monkeys and we whines about it being “too hot.” #coachella twitter.com/larainenewman/…
If Ted Cruz is upset about the Cleveland Indians changing their name just wait until he finds out about how he started going by Ted instead of Rafael to appeal to racists.
This would be like a dude wearing a Pixies T-shirt and wearing a WATCHMEN smiley-face pin telling me to kill myself. 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 twitter.com/projectlincoln…
I call my mouth “America’s Hot Dog Headquarters.”
And soon you'll get to thank him in person.
“Rules are rules”—which is why Sha’Carri Richardson is suspended from the Olympic Team for 1 pot violation, but Alen Hadzic gets to compete despite his suspension for investigations into his repeated sexual assault
“Rules” seem magically absent for some🤔
Oh dude I got it, and I am writing you a VERY nice thank-you note. I hope you understand me not having anyone backstage for the time being. But, seriously, THANK YOU. It’s so beautiful. twitter.com/KRubble44/stat…
Make up your own constellations y'all it's just a shitload of dots in the sky. I been staring at the Big End Table all night and whatnot.