youngmi mayer @ymmayer
writing a bio.. embarrassing patreon.com/hairybutthole New York, NY Joined June 2009-
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i feel like my problem is i enjoy being funny too much to try to be happy
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someone responded to a video about how men are trash by saying “i overstand this” LOL same
i have never laughed harder in my entire life
i have never laughed harder in my entire life
he whispered this into the ear of his 19 year old student while giving her a back rub
he whispered this into the ear of his 19 year old student while giving her a back rub
i love how hinge was like our app is made to be deleted!! but researchers found out they literally gamified matches to be as addictive as slot machines in vegas and then they got sued for that and no one is talking about the lawsuit for some reason
ben folds five wives folded on folds five times the former folds fondly told ass divorce story
my brain has decided the thing that might grab my foot when it’s dangling off the bed also lives in this nook and has deemed it scary
my brain has decided the thing that might grab my foot when it’s dangling off the bed also lives in this nook and has deemed it scary
literally don’t understand what people say when they say they’re having a bad day like my entire mood personality and point of view of the world changes drastically from one moment to the next like i can’t have a whole day of one emotion
i knew he was australian because of the boomerang
i knew he was australian because of the boomerang
i didn’t think this story could get any funnier but then i read this comment
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So I went to Pilates this morning & at the end of class as I’m wiping down my machine, I hear a woman yell “ SERIOUSLY, YOU’RE IN HERE WITH THIS BITCH!?”… I Turned around so fast cause BITCH WHO?!
I’M NOMINATED FOR A JAMES BEARD AWARD!! SCREAMING! CRYING! THROWING UP! MAYUMU HIVE WE DID IT! 😭🎉🎉
the temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my brother
I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
Two hours of work twice a month
How difficult laundry would be was also really oversold to me as a child. “Oh boy just you wait until you’re grown up and have to do your own laundry, mister!”…it’s like what 2 hrs of work twice a month to wash and dry clothes. You lied mother.
just a girl with some of the 250+ cake bites she made for cherry bombe’s 2024 jubilee! 🥰
plz ignore what’s happening in the corner of my room
@seIfiedump Another fave is when ppl say “they didn’t SAY that!” despite it being heavily implied. Like, have y’all not worked out the author’s meaning or message of a text in elementary school? Tone? Any of it? Folks need things spelled out verbatim nowadays
she’s right n she should say it louder
Unstoppable force vs Immovable object
@ymmayer technically they were right when they said we’re supposed to delete it??
@ymmayer We are! We talked to Shani Silver on @FreshStartsHere podcast about this exact thing! open.spotify.com/episode/17yOFN…
Insult fat women, insult BBL women, insult slim women But these fools can never use their pictures as avi
The letter after ‘U’.
@ymmayer His exes have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
I am the same age (35) that Johnny Cash was when this photo was taken. I'm convinced people in the past were like rubbing gravel into their skin to make them look old as hell
I disagree that you dress like Cary Grant. In this thread, I will list some of the ways in which your dress differs and why such important details matter. 🧵
Do I need to have some suits like the ones on the left made? I dress like the guy on the right already but the first guy has a lot more style.
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