Tomb Hell @tomfellisheokay
Dirty Little Piss Pig living in California. One of the least relevant people on twitter. youtube.com/channel/UCnRhX… Los Angeles, CA Joined January 2012-
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Children are priceless until you realize each one can earn you $14k+ tax-free.
What do you take to stay sober?
About to head into one right now.
We are all cavemen and should be doing what cavemen did.
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Even at 16 I knew this was useless.
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Time is a blur and this curse is eternal
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