lana schwartz @_lanabelle

writer bitch/freelancer/@newyorker, @mcsweeneys, @realpunknews + more/the books BUILD YOUR OWN ROMANTIC COMEDY & SET PIECE out now lanalikebanana.com the cynthia swann griffin crisis center for women Joined June 2010

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lana schwartz @_lanabelle

13 hours ago

someone’s gf moving in

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Nick Field @nick_field90

20 hours ago

1.7 million Disney+, Hulu and ESPN cancellations during Jimmy Kimmel's suspension

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More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS

24 hours ago

The top 10% now hold 67.4% of all the wealth in the US. The bottom 50% hold 2.5%.

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Hit Factory @HitFactoryPod

2 days ago

i know i harp on this connection all the time, but there's *so much* demme in pta's latest. the warmth emanating from even his darkest pictures; his ability to locate & elicit the hidden, almost imperceptible spectrum of existence under filmic surfaces...it's all there in OBAA.

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lana schwartz @_lanabelle

a day ago

did some of you think sean penn was a cool guy up until now

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lana schwartz @_lanabelle

2 days ago

having eric adams drop out and the mets staying in would simply be too much good news for one day

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lana schwartz @_lanabelle

2 days ago

between one battle after another and the rilo kiley reunion this is a huge moment for the san fernando valley

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David Freedlander @freedlander

2 days ago

Response from a senior Mamdani aide: "If a tree falls in the woods and no one’s there, does it move the poll numbers? No.”

Nicholas Fandos @npfandos

2 days ago

Response from a senior Mamdani aide: "If a tree falls in the woods and no one’s there, does it move the poll numbers? No.”

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lp @lilypuckett

3 years ago

it’s his big day <3 and we all hope he has the trip of a lifetime

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em @emilyagain

4 days ago

No AI ad campaign on the NYC subway could ever capture the insane energy of the human made, nihilistic, vaguely suicidal Times Square poetry but nice try

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lana schwartz @_lanabelle

2 days ago

in nyc you can see everything from 9/11 to the disgraced mayor dropping out of the race

The New York Times @nytimes

2 days ago

in nyc you can see everything from 9/11 to the disgraced mayor dropping out of the race

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katie honan @katie_honan

2 days ago

Mayor reflects on his first and now only term while announcing he’s suspending his re-election campaign

Eric Adams @ericadamsfornyc

2 days ago

Mayor reflects on his first and now only term while announcing he’s suspending his re-election campaign

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Nneka M. Okona 🇳🇬 @afrosypaella

5 days ago

Solange just launched a new library/archive with rare Black books & materials. Free of change, operates on the honor system, a free label is sent for borrowers to send back and you get to borrow books for 45 days. It's incredible, truly. library.saintheron.com

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Barry Malone @malonebarry

6 days ago

Solidarity with all the brave people on the flotilla tonight. They've asked us to keep making noise for them so please do so in any way you can.

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jourdain searles @judysquirrels

a week ago

my mom is out of the halfway house and needs some cash to get on her feet in her new living situation. she already has a job. for those who don’t know, she got out of jail pretty recently and was facing deportation this summer. the goal is $2000.