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seems insane a government has not ************ netanyahu yet
while we obsess over every tiny moment at student protests here, israel is planning to invade rafah, which is expected to be magnitudes more brutal than even what we've seen thus far thecradle.co/articles-id/24…
(cannot help but think variety purposefully chose amy schumer knowing the decision would be controversial and any kind of engagement, even if it's anger, is still good for clicks)
hate when an iphone alarm goes off in a tv show or movie because i will subconsciously reach for my phone
these students are honoring sweet Hind and I’m so proud of them, no child, man, or woman should have to suffer this fate
these students are honoring sweet Hind and I’m so proud of them, no child, man, or woman should have to suffer this fate https://t.co/BuoMkEjGrZ
Imagine if other university presidents had responded like this to student protests over the last few weeks.
Imagine if other university presidents had responded like this to student protests over the last few weeks.
Y'all we are less than $500 away from getting Ahmed out! PLEASE donate, even $5 makes a huge difference, both materially and also letting Gazans know that we have not forgotten them, that we support them chuffed.org/project/109351…
if i have a husband....and we don't write back to back movies of the summer....what even is the point
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had a nightmare about barry keoghan so imo this does mean he's officially made it
bloody press vests laid outside the white house correspondents’ dinner for all the palestinian journalists killed
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while we obsess over every tiny moment at student protests here, israel is planning to invade rafah, which is expected to be magnitudes more brutal than even what we've seen thus far thecradle.co/articles-id/24…
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The student protesters are brave and I’m proud of them. If you don’t see their actions as just the start, then you’re in denial. This is why the government is taking such outsized action. Things are changing and they’re trying to stop it
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these students are honoring sweet Hind and I’m so proud of them, no child, man, or woman should have to suffer this fate
Protesters occupied a Columbia University building after a deadline passed for them to leave their camp or face suspension. The students stormed Hamilton Hall, which was taken over in a 1968 Vietnam war protest, and renamed it after 6-year-old Hind Rajab who was killed in Gaza.
It was never about the hostages, this was always meant to be an ethnic cleansing and a land grab.
BREAKING: Netanyahu says Israel will invade Rafah with or without a hostage deal
Cool cool cool. Great, even. Reeeealllyyy helpful
@JoshMalina How do you know he’s being blocked because he’s Jewish? How do you know the protesters are not Jewish? How is sharing a video like this with little context helpful?
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