Emily Murnane @emily_murnane
writer & director & producer & editor | often crying on public transit emilymurnane.com Los Angeles, CA Joined September 2013-
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I truly do believe that I’m garbage filth who doesn’t deserve to live AND that I’m a genius diva who lights up a room—those things do not have to be mutually exclusive, women can have it all
the only tortured poet I acknowledge
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Would love to see a student demonstration in behalf of peace. Not pro-Israel, not pro-Palestinian. Just good ol’ peace. Any of those?
Twenty seven years ago this week, I started at “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” and gradually began creating the World’s Messiest Desk.
one of New York’s weirdest mysteries
when my old-ass dentist retired and his hot son took over
What’s an example of nepotism that you’re actually a fan of?
Ohhhhh my god you’re reading philosophy and smoking spirits? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid
kierkegaard might be able to save you
It’s so awesome here
this is how it feels to drink a diet coke
I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever
The most unrealistic thing about The Sopranos is that her name is “Meadow.” No way in hell Tony and Carmella had a baby girl in 1982 in New Jersey and didn’t name her Gianna Marie.
omg clubchalamet lore - she was almost club fassbender
“I am a Holocaust survivor. I experienced as a child every single thing a Gazan child is experiencing on a daily basis. There’s no excuse 4 the slaughter of 15K children. I am proud to be here with you.” Amazing Jewish solidarity at encampment at GWU #FreePalestine #Occupy4Gaza
You wouldn’t last an hour in the coconut tree I fell out of
i’m an amc stubs a-list member
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
I’m no longer sorry. This is actually the only good thing I’ve ever made.