Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets
writer of screeds/jokes @crookedmedia, stand-up comic, Comedy's Fancy Large-Boy-Sized Lady, Housing Justice for All, etc. juliaclairecomedy.com Boston ➡️ Brooklyn ➡️ LA Joined July 2009-
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When I say we need to bring back shame this is what I mean
Tens of thousands of civilians are dead and children are starving Nate, we don’t need some dollar store pop-psych explanation for why people are upset
Tens of thousands of civilians are dead and children are starving Nate, we don’t need some dollar store pop-psych explanation for why people are upset
family guy's been on air for 25 yrs. south park's been on even longer. archer, american dad, etc. it's not just animation either! LARRY DAVID's curb ran for 12 SEASONS. JLD won 6 EMMYS for making offensive jokes in veep. seems like a you problem!
family guy's been on air for 25 yrs. south park's been on even longer. archer, american dad, etc. it's not just animation either! LARRY DAVID's curb ran for 12 SEASONS. JLD won 6 EMMYS for making offensive jokes in veep. seems like a you problem!
AOC went to the Columbia protest because she was asked to by the organizers, a strategic move that generates visibility, legitimacy & makes them safer. Folks are entitled to criticize any politician, but don't let hot takes online undermine the people on the ground doing the work
Nationwide antiwar campus protests resulting in police brutality AND the DNC is in Chicago AND the Republican presidential candidate is a power-hungry fascist? The "Make it 1968 again" lobby has finally gotten its way.
The quote tweets to this are absolutely batshit. AOC is one of the ceasefire movement’s greatest allies and has actively shifted the rest of the party away from Israel at a time where it would have been impossible without her. Get a grip.
The quote tweets to this are absolutely batshit. AOC is one of the ceasefire movement’s greatest allies and has actively shifted the rest of the party away from Israel at a time where it would have been impossible without her. Get a grip.
Dear God
Really makes you wonder what these universities are so afraid of and it turns out the answer is, on at least one level, education
Honestly a perfectly-written and acted scene.
Honestly a perfectly-written and acted scene.
Despite Harvard requiring student IDs in the yard, the peaceful encampment has doubled in size in 24 hours
Opening a university where we dont pay for wars and we pass those savings onto you.
Sending so much love and solidarity to all of the students and faculty in Boston at Northeastern, MIT, Emerson, Harvard, Tufts, and BU protesting in the face of violence and arrest at the hands of BPD. Boston forever ❤️
Unbelievable that Supreme Court justices who see forgiving student loans, mandating vaccines, and regulating climate change as a slippery slope toward tyranny were not clear-eyed on questions of whether a president could execute citizens or stage a coup without being prosecuted.
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Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
I don’t have time to get into this, but the name Alan is going to trend.
@Alexa_Curtis Bit unfair on the others who have paid for the police support, road closures and first aiders...
this is so tacky
I just ran 13.1 miles for the Brooklyn half marathon at a 7.43 minute pace. I didn’t walk at all. I cried during a lot of it. I went to bed at 10 PM. I didn’t sign up for this race. I just asked the security where it started and where it ended and jumped in. No one watched me…
terrible news for ivy league grads who were hoping to move to lakewood washington to help a single 70 year old man run a geocities website
Attention job seekers. I will not hire any recent graduate of Columbia, because that school is so tainted that I will not be able to trust in the character nor the educational attainment of any of its students. And I furthermore will not hire any older graduates either, because…
You think October 7 just fell out of a coconut tree? It exists in the context of all in which it lives and what came before it.
Accusing Israel of genocide for fighting a war it did not start is a modern day blood libel.
I simply would not confess to being dead inside like this.
This is probably right. Most people don't form political opinions through deep examination of the issues or reasoning from first principles. It's more like picking some particular fashion label or way of dressing. Especially for younger people, who face more peer pressure.
Tens of thousands of civilians are dead and children are starving Nate, we don’t need some dollar store pop-psych explanation for why people are upset
This is probably right. Most people don't form political opinions through deep examination of the issues or reasoning from first principles. It's more like picking some particular fashion label or way of dressing. Especially for younger people, who face more peer pressure.
As an alumnus of UC Berkeley, I really want to emphasize to the administrators of Columbia University that just ignoring the protestors is a valid and time-proven option. Do you know how many Lesbian Domestic Violence Awareness Villages I just walked around?
@Alexa_Curtis @HungryGames2000 Somehow you being bad at business is supposed to make us sympathetic toward you taking from others who support the systems needed (security, available Healthcare) to safely put these races on? You literally try to sell entitlement as empowerment. Gross 🥰
family guy's been on air for 25 yrs. south park's been on even longer. archer, american dad, etc. it's not just animation either! LARRY DAVID's curb ran for 12 SEASONS. JLD won 6 EMMYS for making offensive jokes in veep. seems like a you problem!
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
I can’t stop thinking about Challengers. My whole life is consumed. Just called an Uber (like in Challengers) working on my laptop (Zendaya works on a laptop in Challengers) kissing a man (wish I were doing this in front of Zendaya) etc.
@ohJuliatweets Larry David seems fine with it
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remember when bon appetit was getting canceled and the eic said citrus zest doesn’t do anything? still pisses me off…
From a local NPR reporter.
the closer she is to biden the more power the progressive movement holds. yall suck at politics
AOC is the definition of a wolf in sheep’s clothing.
logan in the succession intro
People hate AOC bc her enormous popularity validates the idea that participating in electoral politics can grow the socialist movement. She also reveals the compromises winning power entails. Some people wanna go back to being a tiny club that’s right all the time. They’re wrong.