Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp
actress & comedian, Sydney on Flatbush Misdemeanors on Showtime, No Bad Days on Peacock insta: https://t.co/EUFIdAFMdt contact: [email protected] linktr.ee/alyssalimperis Los Angeles, CA Joined September 2011-
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On this earth day, I am remembering the one year in high school that I drove about 40 minutes out of my way to go to my friends house, park my car there and then bike to school to save the planet
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how it feels to walk around with an overpriced iced coffee when it’s warm outside
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LA. @NetflixIsAJoke show May 10. See you there…
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my dad*
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facts
Just got to a grocery store with 7 minutes til close aka I played a round of self funded supermarket sweep
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When the next total solar eclipse passes over Fredericton in 2079 and our son is 60 years old, I hope he looks back at this photo and remembers this day. #Eclipse2024
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Put this next to the Mona Lisa
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Plane flying through totality in Arkansas! What a picture from Kendall Rust. #arwx
Oh to be a fish passing over dams in seconds rather than days
Oh to be a fish passing over dams in seconds rather than days
Officially a Los Angeles resident. Went to a cafe and said “is that chocolate cookie the gluten free & vegan one from erewhon?” And it was. And I paid $10,000 for it
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also me and any person i sit next to on a flight
also me and any person i sit next to on a flight
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So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom"
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@alyssalimp Alyssa, I love you, but this is giving me big “Pete Buttigieg getting out of his SUV to ride a scooter for one block for a photo op”
@alyssalimp You did it! The earth is still here. Thanks 🙏!
cooking for the first time ever. tried to boil pasta but i fell in the pot. thank god i’m not wearing any clothes. these bubbles feel so good. any boy wanna help me out? careful i don’t pull you in 💋
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