Joshua Turek @JoshuaTurek
writer, comedian, viral video maker, poet and host of Turek Books Podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tur… Los Angeles, CA Joined December 2011-
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1pm: I really hope Turek Books can break 300 downloads for today its a great 9th episode
I only eat at establishments that cant afford paper towels in their restrooms
You don’t have to call it a mocktail with me I know its just an $18 soda with fruit garnish and I’m ok with it because I want to spend money at your establishment while it houses me
Reading is for nerds
In 9 seasons of the show Seinfeld Jerry had 66 different girlfriends who it didn’t work out with which is low for a stand up comic
Just one of those beautiful classic Los Angeles sunny blue sky days with the breeze that helps you forget about everything and that’s what I pay the high rent for is to forget
Editing duties of my podcast are about to be switched over to me, does anyone have a software they recommend for video and audio for someone not super tech savvy but competent?
A simple and reasonable request surely with a dark history behind it
If all these airplanes are going to keep breaking they should at least let us smoke cigarettes on them
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returning to my roots of trying to make very incredible things happen with very little money <3
@JoshuaTurek VideoPad from NCHSoftware.com! Intuitive, and you can edit audio and video at the same time or separately.
“They call it the funny bone but there’s nothing funny about it!” - Chick Hearn, after a player was hit in the funny bone
I love how Shaq signs on to sell literally any product. He’s like Krusty the Clown
It hits home for me that Kristi Noem shot a puppy who was “less than worthless… as a hunting dog” Jonesy showed up on the porch one day. We’re in the rural south, she was likely a failed hunting dog. Working dogs don’t always work out, but they still have a home somewhere.❤️
Michael Imperioli is a bookworm and an absolute delight. I brought him 3 of my fave indie books, GOOD WOMEN by @hallehillwrites, HOME MOVIES by @wheaton3000 and BODY HIGH by @JonJonLindsey. His play “Enemy of the People” is incredible. I love artists who are open to community ❤️
It sucks that none of us get to inside trade like this. My friend sells a TV show that gets picked up but can’t tell anyone for a year and a half
TikTok ban-or-divestment bill has passed. Politicians bought $META beforehand. Michael McCaul is the author of the bill, & bought up to $600,000 $META on 03/26/2023. Markwayne Mullin bought up to $50,000 of $META in Jan. Mullin said the ban was “the right step forward.”
One of the things that's so funny about this is that Jerry's comedy has always been so vanilla. That's not a knock, just an observation. This dude can make whatever he wants because it's pretty much guaranteed not to offend.
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
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Loving this book my gf recommended
“They’ll say we’re disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war.” Howard Zinn 1971
I’m tired of promoting my podcast can you just follow and listen? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tur…
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Real question why do the Kardashians still work? They’re worth like $2B combined. Why are they selling gummy vitamins and weird bras? Are they enjoying themselves? Even their vacations are just photoshoots (more work). Pls explain!
This week, you’ve been shown again that you actually don’t have the right to protest war and genocide. In cities run by Democrats, at liberal institutions, under the lesser evil president.
All of this over peaceful protests. Absolute fascism
Sniper on the roof of the IMU. Absolutely unhinged response to a nonviolent encampment by a murderous and paranoid police state.
I am so sick of the moral panic about everything but killing people.
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